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Witch Hat Fucking Atelier

SO I'VE READ UP TO VOL. 10. AND DAMN. QIFRUGGIO. DAMN. GALWERT. DAMN. EASTLUCI. DAMNNNN.

First off... Why the fuck is Olruggio basically Aizawa from MHA? Because honestly, if he grew his hair out and shaved his beard down short, they look the same. And I hella love an exhausted/dad/bisexual af teacher type.

Next, Qifrey. Let's just start with his parenting skills. He's a traumatized one-eye boi, but he's still an adorable dad. And let me be very clear, this man gives kinky asf vibes. Under the cute, there is a man who can turn ANY of Olly's contraptions into a sex toy. But his dadding is amazeballs.

The Knights Moralis remind me of the Knights of Favonius from Genshin Impact. Like, Luluci-> Jean? Easthies-> Diluc? The dude with spiky orange hair whose name I don't remember-> Kaeya? Galga-> Albedo? No? Okay. But Eastluciiiiiiiiii. Just yes.

Finally, the girls. Imma just say that people usually describe me as a Tetia. But tbh, I prefer Coco. Also, spellcheck hates Agathe. Sorry, Agott. And why does everyone spell Richeh like Riche? It's REEK-he. Not RICH-e. Ugh.

THERE'S NOT ENOUGH FANART/FANFIC ABT WITCH HAT ATELIER. *sobs in Qifruggio/Galwert/Eastluci shipper*

neuvilette, the great otterworm justice of Fontaine

On his way to the court 🐉💨

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

NO DONT DO THIS TO ME

Can I pick one to not? ‘Cause I don’t like Zayne. Not my type.

Important Question: You can only choose one. Who are you picking? 🫠

MCU Incorrect Quotes Pt. 1 (With an OC)

Before we start, the OC is Wrynn, a Indian-Japanese telepath with the powers of a kitsune envoy.

Bucky: Pros and cons of dating me. Bucky: Pros. You'll be the cute one. Bucky: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

Wrynn: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.

Tony: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

Stephen: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!

Tony: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

Sam: You want to know why people are so afraid of clowns? Well you know what people say about how their feet aren't the only thing that's big? And how people who drive really big cars have small dicks? Well clowns are out there with their big feet and tiny cars...

Wrynn: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you. Bucky: That's great, Wrynn. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

Steve, jokingly explaining male anatomy to Wrynn: It doesn’t have a bone. Wrynn: Then why is it called a boner?

Pepper: Go fuck yourself. Tony, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch.

Wanda: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Vision: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Wanda: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Vision: Is it working?

the IA stands for Immediately, Asshole

LGBT stands for Let’s Get Blitzo Therapy

my other little funny things

I'm not just on tumblr, as you may have guessed. I have AO3, Pinterest, Instagram (which I don't use very often, but still), Quotev, Wattpad, and... that's about it.

AO3: @shroomie_the_frog_whisperer

Pinterest: @shroomie_the_frog_whisperer under the name Shroomieeeeeeeeee

Quotev: @shroomie_the_frog_whisperer under the name Headcanon Generator Supreme

Wattpad: @AuraSaysRawr

I have forgotten my Instagram, so you guys'll just have to deal with it, but that's okay.

smiles, shroomie

The Death Of Akumu, Awrynn Troyer, 2024

This Is Just A Reminder That Nebularomantic and Nebulasexual People Exist: We Are Very Confused/Confusing Individuals.