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Guys. Guys. Minsungsexual.

I am fricking dead.

here’s a midnight shitpost for ya

Literally just stuff that we need more of lol

Omega dynamic: AIZAWA, Xiao, Dabi, Link, Giyuu, SHINSOU

Dying AU: EraserMic, TodoDeku/BakuDeku, DABIHAWKSSSSS, XiaoTher/XiaoLumi, KaveTham, ZeLink

annoyingly fluffy cuddle moments: dadzawa & eri, SHINKAMI, XiaoVen, KazuScara, ShinoGiyuu, KiriBaku

VULNERABLE: AIZAWAAAAAAAAAA, Midoriya, Xiao, Scaramouche/Wanderer, HAWKSYYYYYY, Shooootooooo lol

SOMEONE LINK A GOOD ANGSTY ERASERMIC FIC IN THE COMMENTS PLEASEEEEEEE I NEED DYING AIZAWA AND HIZASHI FREAKING OUT IM SORRY ITS JUST SO GOOD

6. one of those blow-up dino costumes

7. my hoodie

8. a watch

9. Suit

10: a full fursuit

5 sexiest things a woman could wear

Full suit of armor

Just an oversized teeshirt

blood of her enemies

leather jacket

Super cool sword on her back

Lemme tell you about this one friend I have.

For a bit of context, she likes anything and everything dragons, Warrior Cats, and art.

I'm hanging out with her the other day, as friends do. Suddenly, she goes: my lips are so chapped what the heck

And then puts on chapstick

No, don't scroll. I know it sounds like a normal interaction so far, but just give me two sentences.

She smacks her lips for a second, and then turns to me and goes: this chapstick tastes weird. I'm confused, so she clarifies: it tastes like someone else used it.

At this point, my brain has stopped functioning. I have ADHD, and I can hear weird things that I shouldn't be able to hear. I've heard of people with really good senses of smell. But being able to taste who's used a CHaPSTICK?

At this point I think all my friends are just fey in disguise.

MCU Incorrect Quotes Pt. 1 (With an OC)

Before we start, the OC is Wrynn, a Indian-Japanese telepath with the powers of a kitsune envoy.

Bucky: Pros and cons of dating me. Bucky: Pros. You'll be the cute one. Bucky: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

Wrynn: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.

Tony: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

Stephen: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!

Tony: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

Sam: You want to know why people are so afraid of clowns? Well you know what people say about how their feet aren't the only thing that's big? And how people who drive really big cars have small dicks? Well clowns are out there with their big feet and tiny cars...

Wrynn: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you. Bucky: That's great, Wrynn. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

Steve, jokingly explaining male anatomy to Wrynn: It doesn’t have a bone. Wrynn: Then why is it called a boner?

Pepper: Go fuck yourself. Tony, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch.

Wanda: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Vision: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Wanda: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Vision: Is it working?

The Death Of Akumu, Awrynn Troyer, 2024

DEMIAROACE NEBULAROMANTIC OMNISEXUALS! WE'RE HERE, WE'RE QUEER, AND WE LIKE DEER!

and also beer, but I'm underage, so that doesn't apply to me. Yet.

Reblog/like this if you’re LGBTQ+ and run an active blog in 2024.

Trying to find new blogs to follow. 🫶🏻

The entire percentage of tumblr asexuals says no

This is my Frog Whisperer uniform. Yes, I’m barefoot. Also yes, my leaf-cape is technically a blanket (it is regulation, though).

The Frog Council stipulates that I blur my face in my photos for privacy reasons.

Haha another HC!!!

So, yes, I love SKZ. They are hilarious, lovable, adorable angels (or maybe demons, idk). Anyhoo… Stray Kids with Quirks. Because yes, yes, yes, and YOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Bang Chan: Half-Wolf. He has wolf ears and a tail, and can transform into full wolf when protective or angry.

Lee Know: Caterwaul. He can speak in the Cat Language™️, and understand cats perfectly.

Changbin: Muscle: He can build up muscle 2-3x faster than the average person.

Hyunjin: Starstrike. He has the ability to mesmerize anyone with a single glance, but this only works on three people at a time.

Han: Squirrel. He can do pretty much anything a squirrel can. He’s fast, has good balance, has LOTS of energy, and is adorable.

Felix: Sunshine. He can make rays of sunlight from his eyes, hands, and feet. Basically lasers. Also, his freckles glow in the dark.

Seungmin: Savagery. His sarcasm and snark are just outlets of this quirk. His fighting ability stems from his trash talk, so the better the quip, the more powerful the punch.

Jeongin: Maknae On Top. He’s kinda like Shinsou, but his mind control works better when he’s fighting low-intelligence thugs or 300+ IQ Final Bosses™️.