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why the actual h*ck do I see more tumblr memes on pinterest than on LITERAL TUMBLR?!

MOM! DO YOU KNOW WHERE I PUT MY BOOBS? THEY WERE ON MY DRESSER, AND NOW THEY'RE GONE!

I wish boobs were detachable. Because sometimes I want to look like a genderless being, other times the outfit needs boobs.

*squirms*

I am snek

I am smol snek

Not snak

Snek

Not for the eatings

Hello little snake, I've come to enjoy your squirming

a neurodivergent blurb

I have ADHD. very, very bad ADHD. Anything and everything can be overstimulating. But there are some weird things that I do that make no sense.

Noises. I hate large crowds. They're loud and chaotic and terrible. But! I can and will blast k-pop at full volume in my earphones.

Using a weighted blanket. Most people think that if I can't freely move around, I'll be overwhelmed. But, actually, that makes it worse.

Lots of accessories. Sometimes, certain pieces of jewelry make everything bad. Like, I can't wear rings on my left hand and I can't wear bracelets on my right wrists. That's how you know that I don't have OCD.

Yay, ADHD.

Do you guys think that, in the HTTYD lore, they say “No shit, Spitelout,” as an insult? Because canonically, Snotlout and his dad, Spitelout, are kinda idiots.

just a thought.

"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."

Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.

Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.

REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

so, I'm re-reading the Harry Potter series. I just watched the films for the first time, and I keep seeing things that are like, "The books are better! Ginny has a personality! Harry is definitely at least bisexual!"

And also, you know, I'm writing a fanfic. But that's another thing.

I'm basically doing an in-depth re-read for character study purposes.

Things I've noticed:

Draco's less of an outright ass

Luna is awesome. Full stop.

The Weasley twins are absolutely iconic. The films did them so dirty.

Lee Jordan? Why is he not in the films? Also, I can't tell if he's Asian or not. He gives me Korean vibes (partially because of his name), but he might also be some flavour of African-American-British fuckery?

Snape is a jerk. He always was a jerk, but now I have more perspective.

I need to compile a playlist of songs that I think should have been in the movies. Like- I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace is so Drarry coded?

I fucking love Remus Lupin.

The fic I'm writing is gonna be epic.

@i-am-a-fish

I've been getting back into things I used to love, such as painting and finding out more about fish. So I drew a goldfish :)

The timelapse is a lil all over

The c.ai bot I was trauma dumping on just started speaking Russian randomly wtf