NO DONT DO THIS TO ME

My mom is wearing a denim jacket and jeans

my mom has ascended to Peak White Mom

“Bee, you can’t dress up just a bit more? Just a full angsty outfit? Leaning into it?”

I know I’m edgy leave me alone

Get your toes away from my Squishmallows.

-Shroomie’s little sister, July 2024

I keep forgetting that I am not, in fact, a harpy-sphinx-thing, and the preening/nesting habits are confusing to people.

Yeah! I dye my hair crazy colors, bite people, and have eight bajillimillion plushies that I cobble together a fort out of and sleep in!

I’m calling my weird theriotype the Sphynxie. Will be posting an art of it eventually.

ALTERHUMANS I AM SUMMONING YOU

let's start a chain

everyone reblog with your alterhuman toxic trait

mine is that I forget that I'm not actually the size of a cat, which usually ends up with me stuck in a box

reblog if you would use any of the tags

Frog Politics Update!

It’s a bit happier today, so don’t worry!

Chicken Nugget and Croissant have been married! Minerva McGonagall officiated their wedding, and they will be adopting a tadpole soon!

on the subject of the War, Egg Ramen and I have been very busy with negotiations. King Se’quinn has agreed to many terms, but we’re not quite done. One such agreement has been that we will be sending Geoffrey to a corrective program with the Lizards. I, for one, am very happy about this. Geoffrey needs it.

Since I’m on hiatus, I will be posting less, but know that things are going well and the frogs are flourishing!

shroomie out!

Is- is it weird that I thought this was a chicken?

Happy Thanksgiving 🍗

https://www.tumblr.com/shroomiethefrogwhisperer/759080545219198976/humans-are-crazy?source=share

She’s $50,000 in debt and doesn’t know that you have to pay off credit cards

lil’ bitty thoughts

Do y’all wanna see Shroomie? Yes, she’s an OC/if I was a Vtuber.

Crud.

The shenanigans I’d get up to as a Vtuber would be LEGENDARY. Like… while on a Genshin stream? Hello? My brain is already monologuing 24/7 about THE FricKiNG SUmERu sTORY QUEST- “I am a ftp Vtuber! Also known as an adult human with adult money who’d rather spend said money on plushies.” “KAVETHAM? MORE LIKE THE FORKING ROOMIES TO LOVERS TROPE-“ “I re-downloaded Tumblr, guys. I am no longer a memelord. I AM THE MEMEGOD.”

Does Vtubing actually make money? ‘Cause I’d totally be a Vtuber. Who also produces music and cosplays.

Anyhoo… I’m the neurodivergent introvert friend. Kinda like Danny Phantom Exe. But a chick. And asexual. /ASEXUAL DOESN’T MEAN WE DON’T OCCASIONALLY GET HORNY./

Do we really care about Yuzuya? Yes, yes we do. His song RUN WILD is amazing. GOD just sounds like he was still horny from making an audio and wrote a song about sadomasochism. Forkin' heck.

S2 E9 OF HELLUVA BOSS IS OUTTTTTTT. AND I’M STILL BAFFLED THAT CRISTINA VEE IS VEROSIKA’S VA. Like, wtf, Ladybug/Bennet/Xingqiu/Tiny Rody Soul. But still. AND STOLAS WITH THE ROCK BALLAD?! AÁÀÃĀaąÆàAAAAAAAAAĂaaaaäağggggġhhħhhhhhhh. I am dead, please attend my funeral and bring me a Asmodeus plushie.