She Babel On My Tower Till I ἐπιούσιον

oh yeah don’t worry about my leg bouncing, i’m fine. that’s just a thing i do when i’m bored, or excited, or nervous, or alive

nobody talk to me, thinking about the poetic eroticism of mushroom omelette with chives

practice social distancing by going to one of those vampire castles where the vampire will encourage you to stay for dinner but you have to sit at opposite ends of an extremely long table

shirt that says I ♡ Leftist Infighting About Children's Cartoons

do i go on a walk or do i go bat shit insane

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

my immense self hatred VS my delusional god complex

remember those bots on this site that said “bro it’s weekend join me in my gay heaven?” that was god and we missed the train

I just want to get dicked down again =/

Computer: *makes a sound*

Autistic: *makes the same sound*