Not To Be Insensitive But Some Of The Salem Witch Trials Were So Funny Bitches Like “i Saw Her At The

Let me out of this sewer, man I could be your best friend. I could be the best thing thats ever happened to you

oh yeah don’t worry about my leg bouncing, i’m fine. that’s just a thing i do when i’m bored, or excited, or nervous, or alive

[text ID: a tweet by @rhododaktulos that reads, ““my child is completely fine” your child’s favourite trope is found family”]

ive never proofread a single thing ive written in my life as soon the words are outside my brain i no longer recognize them as mine and i want nothing more to do with them

my immense self hatred VS my delusional god complex

i am normal about characters

old people are right. about werthers originals

im such a guy who is a sort of a creature

2001 / 2020