2001 / 2020

@staff yall can delete me but you cant stop my pussy from being fat in real life so die

add another clove of garlic im not driving

i love showering it's literally like... im clean now! lol. and i no longer have mental illnesses

Bestie can we have gay sex sorry I mean gay sex I mean

*walking down main street sweeping my scythe back and forth in front of me* watch out bitch! watch out bitch! 

Let me out of this sewer, man I could be your best friend. I could be the best thing thats ever happened to you

My girl an army general and I'm. Look I haven't thought of a joke yet but if I had one it'd be hilarious ok just trust me on that one

old people are right. about werthers originals