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Vazaez. No quieres.

Te gusta dormir no?

Te gusta comer?

Tienes autoestima?

Tienes ganas de vivir?

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Bueno pues si tienes esos factores no voy a permitir que dos gatos te lo quiten.

Si puedo aguantar a mis cuatro perros y tres gatos, puedo aguantar a los dos tuyos, no m retes😈👍

No.

No puedes con estos.

Chris disappeared on July 27, 2022 at 7:30 am.

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we had gone out to do our morning routine in the woods, when suddenly he was no longer by my side

The cops and the people in charge of the area did everything they could to find him, but after 8 months they closed the case... leaving as the final verdict that my brother had died

I cried disconsolately every night and during the days I didn't even have the strength to get up

I had lost my brother... My only reason for existing. The whole world had saddened, the news were full of that situation and nothing ever felt like it did before.

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Not until the day he came back...

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On July 27, 2023 at 7:30 am, in the exact same forest, he came out of the woods as if nothing had happened.

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He was back...my brother was back! The same cheerful and enthusiastic guy who had left a year ago.

Everything seemed to return to normal, the world was full of color again and everyone was celebrating his return.

But I was quite confused... He was exactly the same. He was happy, healthy and curious, coming back a year later. But who is this guy?

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He can't be my brother... I perfectly remember when i destroyed him with my tiger creature power suit, tearing him apart until all his blood was drained, hearing his screams of agony while his heart stopped beating.

But then... whose arrival were we celebrating...? To whom was I faking a smile every time I saw him...? What was that thing I was calling my 'brother'...?

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It can't be Chris... Because I remember exactly where I hid his remains.

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Creditos de la traducción xd: @vazaez

PELAO DE FUTURAMA XD

PERO SI HUEVON

hace tiempo estaba viendo wild kratts normalmente y fui a poner otro capítulo y me di cuenta que no era la misma 😭😭😭😭😭

De echo me puse a investigar y me di cuenta que el actor de voz que está haciendo la vos de Chris actualmente también hace la de Richard Watterson en Gumball 😦

Aparte la voz de antes era tan: 💖👉👈

Ahora es más: 🧐

Pero pilla que luego de un tiempo te acostumbras y la empiezas a escuchar más: 😏

XD

Porque ahora solo están sacando los capítulos en portugués 😭?????

ok im about to write some scary headcanon

and it has to do with this part in the episodes

yes the part before the famous intro

in that part we can see how the kratt brothers transform into their cartoons right?

well now think about this, everything that happens in that scene is literally the brothers changing reality. Which means that they are the only ones in the universe of 'wild kratts' who know about the other world

they are the only people who can travel from one world to another no matter what, so technically they have two very different lives in each place

It's a bit scary if we think about it in any way, of course it's a series for children, but if that is literally the true message that this scene gives, it is a bit creepy.

El puto caso es que no te daré mis gatos.

Porque ya me los robaron...

Si puedo aguantar a mis cuatro perros y tres gatos, puedo aguantar a los dos tuyos, no m retes😈👍

No.

No puedes con estos.

AU name 👀👀👀?

Ok but imagine an AU where Chris and Toodles aren't actually separate people, like a Doctor Jekyll Mr Hyde kinda situation.

Like, during the day he's respectable famous Zoologist Chris Kratt, but if you catch him in the streets at midnight he's the insane and unpredictable Toodles.

Another series based on Neil's works is coming! :) <3 April 25! :)

I thought I had done the right thing by killing my father, he was always yelling at my mom, abusing my younger brother and always leaving me with some kind of injury. I was proud when I finally pierced him with the knife. I thought everyone in the family would be happy about my achievement.

When I told them Dad wasn't coming back Chris he smiled, he ran to hug me as he wiped his happy tears on his teddy bear. Then I saw my mother, she was smiling but it wasn't the smile she expected, for some reason her smile terrified me.

She walked over to us and hugged us, she whispered in my ear "now it's my turn"

I never thought I'd miss dad so much...

FINALLY

FINISH WITH ONE OF THE THOUSAND THEORIES THAT I HAVE FROM DHMIS 😭

Family theory: Roy and Leslie were a very happy couple who had two children, everything was happiness and love, until one day David (the younger brother) had a car accident. The boy was running after a kite and in that he was run over by a car. killing him instantly (or maybe not)

after that, the whole family started having problems. Leslie went crazy because she was obsessed with having two children, and since now she only had one left, she could do everything possible to fill the void that David had left.

Roy also missed his son very much and probably developed too many mental problems from his loss. even though he, too, was fed up with Leslie's obsession.

and the older brother... he suffered a great depression and guilt thanks to what happened, which increased more and more, since his parents were so involved in their worlds that they did not pay attention to him again.

During that time, Leslie convinced Roy to adopt a son. (this will sound very strange, but most likely that child who adopted is Red Guy)

This made David's older brother feel much worse, since he saw how his mother gave more attention to the new son than to him.

So one night, he broke a window, took a trace of broken glass, and cut his own throat, causing his own death.

leaving Leslie and Roy with only one child who was not even theirs and who also wanted more than anything else to meet his true family, since he felt that he did not fit in with Leslie and Roy, because they were not equal to him.

all these events lead to the divorce of Leslie and Roy

Roy, for his part, continued to have severe mental problems, but instead of seeking help, he decided to focus on his business. a food business

while Leslie, realizing that she could no longer have a happy family like before, decided that she was going to have the same family as before, and she would get it at all costs.

so she decided to make a pact with a demon who promised her that her family would be together again, just not in the same world and with a few requirements

so the devil gave her a book that told her everything she had to do to get her family back

and so she did. she dug up the body of her real children, kidnapped roy and killed him

she created puppets and in them she put the corpses of her children and her husband

He gave them life and performed a ritual for the four to be transferred to the new world where they would be a family. the world of don't hug me i'm scared

but of course. dealings with demons cost and are not always reliable.

the older brother managed to pass into that world, but he could never get to where his family is. it only remained as a memory in the mind of David / yellow guy

Leslie was also turned into a puppet, but unlike the others, she was turned by the demon, which left her with her real appearance. and yet, she was never able to summarize her family, instead she can control everything that her son does (and the other 'filler' characters that accompany him)

something totally different happened with Roy. he knows what Leslie did, because he was still alive when she started it all. and because he is no longer just Roy in that puppet body. the devil is also in there. transforming Roy into a bigger monster who can change certain things in that world. (Not all of them, since the only day he can do as he pleases is June 19. Father's Day, otherwise Leslie is in control)

and lastly David. he is in the world Leslie wanted to take them to, just not with his family. but let's remember that David, like his brother, died and was transferred to a puppet with a life of its own. so david is now just another character in yellow guy's brain. in this he is represented as his friend, but he is really the person with whom he shares a body

now..

who is david and who is yellow guy?

well David is represented in the way we saw him throughout the series, an innocent child, a bit silly, with attention deficit and hyperactivity.

while yellow guy is the smart guy we see in the last chapter, this can be clarified since to wake him up they had to change his batteries. And let's remember that the original body in the world of don't hug me i'm scared is the puppet. this also hints at why Leslie yelled at him "YOU ARE NOT MY REAL SON!" because the one who was speaking at that moment was the puppet, not David.

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but what happened to red guy?

well, in the real world he stayed with Leslie after the divorce, but she didn't take care of him since she was focused on recovering the family she had before. so he learned to take care of himself. Seeing this, the demon figured it would be a good idea to put him in the world of don't hug me i'm scared. but not as a puppet, rather as a clone that accompanied yellow guy from the first moment

so now there are two red guys

one in the real world, and one in the world of don't hug me i'm scared

but i will talk about that in another post

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but where is duck?

well i have a little subtheory about that

as you can see in the little animated short in the transportation chapter, duck was something like the family pet

"and to go back to being the family they used to have, they also needed the pet" maybe that was what the devil thought

however, let us remember that there are only two seasons of the series, curiously each one tries to focus on a character, the first season was about red guy and the second about yellow guy

maybe the third season will try to duck and there we will see what his relationship is in all this and why he is in that world

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And why did all this occur to me?

Well, the central idea was because in different episodes of the series you can see how the characters have organs, bleed or get welts or wounds. things that wouldn't happen to ordinary puppets

but if it is normal in a human body

so if those things happen to those puppets, it's because they're not just puppets

I had this theory since the previous season, but there were many things that did not fit. However, this last season finally gave me the clues that I was missing so that everything would fit.

Of course there are still things missing. after all it's just a theory, and according to the creators all theories are real, so yes.

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this is one of my THOUSAND theories of don't Hug me i'm scared

Sorry if you did not understand certain things

If you have doubts about something just ask me and I will answer