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The madden gif maker has banned the use of the word “capitalism”.

“Too many people were using our videogame football gif maker to make communist propaganda. We need to put a stop to that.”

30 day pride challenge day 6

so um i don’t have any friends on tumblr pls be my friend so no tags i guess but here’s a picture of a frog instead

My brain crossed some wires and

“Girlboss, gaslight, and gatekeep. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect gamer girls. But professor utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concotion: chemical sex”

Thinking about constructing a city entirely out of waffle houses. Would be incredibly resistant to disaster and in the off chance the city actually suffered catastrophic damage it would be back up and running in like, two days. I’m a genius, or at least more genius than the idiots trying to build a subway in fort lauderdale

Wild how Hetalia just stopped existing after 2014. Like, before 2014 I’d hear people talk about it now and then or have it be mentioned as a show to watch and then 2014 happened and it disappeared. It’s gone and dead now, the world is probably better off for it

You are a mark of hospitality halfling

You have 7 levels of samurai fighter

You have 6 levels of fiend warlock

You have 3 levels of redemption paladin

You have 3 levels of fey wanderer ranger

You have found two books that bring your wisdom and charisma to 22 respectively

You have spent one feat on skill expert to get expertise in persuasion

Your fighting style is superior technique

Your maneuver is commanding presence

Your cousin, throckmorton, is a wild magic barbarian/wild magic sorcerer/divination wizard/peace cleric

Your other friends are a maxed out Spirits bard, any artificer that is level 7, and a circle of stars druid

You are confronted by a god, and are given 30 seconds to convince them you deserve to live

Your cousin throcky gives you guidance, emboldening bond, a portent of 20, the wild magic sorcerer d4 and the wild magic barbarian d3

Your spirits bard spends one of their inspiration to inspire you and burns one to get a story, rolling a 1

Your artificer promises to do their best, giving you flash of genius for your dialogue

The druid, begrudgingly, offers to assist you with a cosmic omen

You take a deep breath, channel divinity, use your manuever, and beseech your patron for aid

You then roll 1d3+4d4+2d6+1d10+2d12+5+6+20+30

Rolling max on every die, you get 126. It’s just not enough.

Luckily, you had your talisman on you, and because you failed, you roll one more d4.

Persuasion Check: 130

Blake and Ruby.

All systems of measuring temperature are equally terrible we should just wear mood rings and go “hm its despair out today better put on a jacket”

pikachu and pikachu say trans rights!

im gonna do it. im gonna be the one to paywall the disney content. if the staff didnt want the site to be destroyed they shouldnt have given us this power, better back up your favorite posts cause im callin big brother ShitCompany on the hellsite for its sins