My brain crossed some wires and
“Girlboss, gaslight, and gatekeep. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect gamer girls. But professor utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concotion: chemical sex”
recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend
Blake and Ruby.
Things that are humans:
T-rexes until proven otherwise
Mannequins
Smeargle
A broken tripod
Those bird toys that dip their head into a cup of water over and over
Things that arent humans:
Peacocks
Most robots
Kirby
Corporations/companies
A bop-it (up for debate)
I think what dnd is missing balance wise is exploding crits. I think a champion fighter should get another attack for every crit they land without a cap. I think that would be good for the action economy.
If I think therefore I am is a thing then surely that means the more you think the more you are. I’m beginning a rigorous training regime to control how much I think at any given time to make myself more or less corporeal so i can phase through walls to rob banks.
Yang: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Blake: Okay.
Yang: And make out during the scary parts.
Blake: Th-
Blake: The scary parts.
Blake: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl?
I live in rare pair hell //
My friends are collectively convincing themselves bears are succubi
just something silly and cute
There is no proof KidzBop isn’t an arcane ritual performed for the sole purpose of preventing the awakening of a cosmic horror. It’s the only explanation for why it is still going, in fact.