Merry 2000 Trained Rats, Everybody

i read this part in the book and i literally felt my heart soar i cannot BELIEVE the sheer High Romance woven into this one sentence …………. :((

uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

‪statement of martin blackwood and jonathan sims, regarding a list‬

‪(based on the song ‘a complete list of fears ages 5-28 (aprox) by the yellow dress!)

You know what? Screw it, they’re all aroace-spec!

Jeff: Aromantic

Britta: Also aromantic

Annie: Asexual, obviously

Abed: Sex-favourable ace

Troy: Demisexual

Frankie: aroace

Elroy: Uh… Idk, I haven’t watched enough episodes with him in yet to make a call, but he can be aroace-spec too, as a treat

And once again, Pierce and Shirley don’t count lmao

House drugged that coffee btw

The Apology Dance ™️

bonus:

good night sweet sdv grandpa and his fucked up bed; and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest

PART TWO: THE END

severance subreddit is really good actually

milchick telling the refiners that the waterfall at woe’s hollow is the tallest in the world