I Read This Part In The Book And I Literally Felt My Heart Soar I Cannot BELIEVE The Sheer High Romance

I think my favorite house MD fandom joke is when people type out Chases dialogue in the most horrible phonetic australian accent possible. Example:

Chase: Naur, we carnt geeve the pahtient tha mehdicine drahg

unfortunately, I love them

wdym is this not how it went

i love the two genre of mountain goats songs are like “i shot a guy in the face. and id do it again if i had to. that’s what loving you is like” and “i saw a monkey through the window. he waved at me. i didn’t know monkeys knew how to do that”

The Gunner Channel: where the ball is always rolling up

for me, checking in every time i see some shit go down in passing is like watching the craziest theatre production ever, like maybe some of them should be in jail idk

It would already be lifechanging if grendan highforge were a nonbinary fat hairy pronouns-having femme but the fact that they were a cis male created by a cis male and we then watched her discover himself and organically transition thru the story into a nonbinary fat hairy pronouns-having femme. Amen

crazy ass behaviour every time that man talks

the issue that provoked this stream needing to be made was that dream used a slur and needed to address it, instead he went live for 3 hours adressing the following topics.

-quackity

-how tommy is on his knees for quackity

- how tommy is a fake friend and hates quackity

-trump and how he’s a trumpie

-tommy was close with bad people like logan paul and w*lbur when he was 16 so he must be bad cause people cant change

-he’s not weird for messaging tommy’s mom and that’s totally normal

-quackity

-he’s not gay

-aimsey is an evil mastermind and is trying to get dream and george cancelled

-he’s an evil racist pedophile who made everyone sign ndas (that’s what everyone wants him to be apparently)

-quackity

-jack is cheating on ellie (rumor has it)

-there’s rumors about tubbo but he can’t say them

-adhd and autism and how he’s not to blame because of that

-harry is an idiot and only hates him because he quote tweeted him four years ago

-quackity

-people were sharing porn with minors in his discord but it’s okay because they asked everyone to not treat them differently

-actually everything is the fans fault and they’re the ones who ruined everyone’s friendship and he would be best friends with quackity if it wasn’t for the fans

-tommy is manipulating everyone and is actually evil but no he’s not he’s not a bad guy he’s just the worst

things he didn’t address:

-the r slur

For those curious:

Our lowest 3 smash are

2.4 for the Elon Musk poll

2.7 for the charles III

4.6 dor Ellen Degeneres

Our highest 3 smash are

95.5 for the second Sigourney Weaver poll

93 for the Appalachian Moutains

92 for the type 30 rotary phone

Aziraphale vs. Crowley entering the church in London, 1941