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”I AM A SITH, AND A SITH IS NOT MOCKED”
Adapted from @kittandchips‘ story Force Bond: Social Trials
when you want to be threatening but your enemy treats you like a small puppy
To be fair to the comic artist, I'm pretty sure any of us would make that exact same expression when coming face to face with Darth Vader.
Darth Vader (2020) Issue #48 - Son of Vader
Vader
Art by Colin Craker
Even Jedi need furry friends✨
Thinking about how Anakin canonically both touched grass and got laid and was still Like That.
He's got too much of his father in him.
I'm Claiming Luke Skywalker To The AroAces With Zero Interest In Sex And Romance
Thank you for coming to my ted talk and have a good day!
“Luke is gay” this “Luke is gay” that you know what’s the TRUTH? Luke Skywalker is asexual!!!
Luke Skywalker looked at his long lost twin sister, his other half, and thought ‘I love you more than I’ve ever loved anyone… this has to be romance’ and it wasn’t :)
I like how like… with every new piece of Star Wars media that paints Tatooine as more and more of a shithole where everyone is a murderous crimelord the funnier it gets that Luke Skywalker just grew up on this planet completely normal. Like I’m envisioning a normal day at Tosche Station where a cyborg biker and a Twi'lek prostitute are stabbing each other over a bag of spice and then it just pans over to this fresh-faced nancy boy sitting at a table sipping on his blue milk going “oh golly, I sure do love power converters!”
I like how like… with every new piece of Star Wars media that paints Tatooine as more and more of a shithole where everyone is a murderous crimelord the funnier it gets that Luke Skywalker just grew up on this planet completely normal. Like I’m envisioning a normal day at Tosche Station where a cyborg biker and a Twi'lek prostitute are stabbing each other over a bag of spice and then it just pans over to this fresh-faced nancy boy sitting at a table sipping on his blue milk going “oh golly, I sure do love power converters!”
The average Ao3 user
Darth Vader interrogating : Listen well, all of you Rebel scum
Also Darth Vader almost immediately: Except for Luke Skywalker, he's an absolute angel and a delight to be in company.
Ahem
Ahsoka Episode 5 - Shadow Warriors | Star Wars Episode VI - Return of the Jedi
Star Wars AU where Luke is in constant contact with Vader after learning that Vader is his father.
Luke: Sorry dad I can’t talk right now I’m getting thrown into a Sarlacc pit
Vader: WAIT WHAT?
Perfect interaction with your kiddo