Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dead Boy Detectives (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings

I have this Payneland fic idea: Niko is so furious when she learns that Edwin’s death was labeled an "act of God" that she demands the Lost and Found Department change it.

They do - and offer to give Edwin his life back. Of course he refuses. He doesn't want to be alive without Charles. So, after long debate they extend the offer to Charles. They get a genie or fae to give them their lives back. They get back to the state they were in before their deaths. RIGHT before their deaths. Edwin is fine. A few bruises, robe burns, nothing he can’t handle. But Charles is like Edwin found him in the attic.

So, they rush him to the ER, Edwin staying calm, speaking gently and holding his hand. But when Charles is out of his sight in the hospital he breaks down and Niko and Crystal hold his hand for hours while waiting for news.

no but like he’s actually just me

never before was there a character that was so me

Charles, within a few hours of meeting Edwin: I'd love to move in with you and start a business together

Charles, within a few hours of meeting Crystal: Hi! Would you like to see my parents?

Charles, love, I'm begging you to slow down

You absolute u-hauling lesbian

“if death ever did catch us she’d force us into the afterlife and split us up”

honey death is the original ally

death let a scraggly homeless man live forever because her baby brother had a crush. death 1000% knows about the dead boy detective agency and she loves it. they’re her favourite little gay ghosts and they’re not going ANYWHERE

"Passing curiosity", a Good Omens very silly comic.

I regret nothing.

Ineffable Fandom manifesting S3 :D.

In light of recent horrors, My asks are open again and I am now taking dbda fic requests (1k length) for all of today until 12am GMT

Any ships including just friendship (eg catwin, payneland, cricketcrow, montwin, palasaki, ghostcat etc), can be canon universe or an AU

(no NSFW)

personally I like to imagine that crowley started spiraling about what he'd do if aziraphale asked him to move in, then started spiraling about what he'd do if aziraphale DIDN'T ask him to move in, and then he just laid face down on the front seat of the bentley for twenty-four hours straight and at the end of that he was like "yeah I could just live here actually"

You joke but I truly thought I wouldn’t get that attached to them-

Levels of shipping Agent Stone and Robotnik through the movies:

Sonic 1

Sonic 2

Sonic 3

Oh to be the guy who’s first introduction to that myth is during that musical

THIS IS SO CHARLES ROWLAND CODED OMG

[after we both undress] hang on uh.. let me *opens wikihow page on how to have sex*