personally I like to imagine that crowley started spiraling about what he'd do if aziraphale asked him to move in, then started spiraling about what he'd do if aziraphale DIDN'T ask him to move in, and then he just laid face down on the front seat of the bentley for twenty-four hours straight and at the end of that he was like "yeah I could just live here actually"
feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself
I was in the middle of doing some other sonic doodles and I decided to clean them up a bit :)
Someone take the stobotnik frames away from me, I can’t keep drawing them I have a test to study for-
Sustainable fashion for the Solar Punk
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The chaotix team is so funny to me cause they’re just like “yep this is our detective agency and we’re coworkers/friends Vector, Espio, and Charmy Bee. Yes he’s like 6, yes he works here too”
Like brother pls that isn’t just your coworker (as much as he puts in the work) that is the child you are co-parenting together.
the rivalry ever
do not bring your phone or use a credit card or travel card tied to your identity en route to a protest or action. some alternatives:
don't bring them, use cash (ideal)
don't bring them, get a lift with trusted friends (ideal)
leave your phone/cards with a trusted friend who will not be at the planned action, pick them up afterwards
leave your phone/cards in a secure locker at a bus or train station, pick them up afterwards
prepaid burner phone if you absolutely need one on your person for some reason (you probably don't!)
the conses have been quencing so much and I can’t get it to stop
surely the conses wont quence
This is how I imagine Telemachus in the Penelope warrior au
Tim and Bruce getting into an argument bcs Tim demands to be independent and NOT get involved in the mess of being a legal part of the Wayne family, and Bruce being final on the fact that Tim is FIFTEEN and needs a legal guardian. out of spite Tim asks the person he thinks Bruce would approve of as a guardian the least to sign some guardian papers.
Tim: you don’t have to do anything parental i just REALLY wanna make Batman mad and i get the sense that our wishes align on that specific aspect so if you could just sign here for shits and giggles-
Red Hood:
Red Hood, rapidly changing his plans on how to deal with getting revenge on Bruce because his replacement is actually kinda hysterical: if we’re doing this we’re fucking doing it right, kid
Bruce shows up to Tim’s next parent teacher conference because hey just because he’s being given the silent treatment over this whole adoption thing doesn’t mean he’s going to slack off on his parental duties, only to freeze in the doorway because Tim Drake-Hood is stood there with his shiny new CRIME LORD LEGAL GUARDIAN giving him the most SHIT EATING GRIN POSSIBLE, and he almost has a panic attack on the spot.
Jason’s really getting into this whole caretaker thing. he’s doing school runs, delivering home cooked meals to Drake manor, helping with homework, this was his fucking CALLING. Tim is having the time of his life because him and Hood actually get along really well, but then he realises two weeks in that it turns out Hood is actually Jason fucking Todd, and he has to deal with the existential crisis of causing the very thing he was trying to stop because he is now technically a legal child of the Wayne family.
out of embarrassment for the fact that he failed and amazement at the fact that he’s bonding so well with Bruce’s dead kid and his own childhood hero (who is now a badass crime lord that lets him call for advice about english assignments while organising drug runs and picks up batburger on his way home from weapon shipments, seriously what more could Tim want in a parent), Tim somehow becomes even more invested in hiding Red Hood’s identity than Jason is.
Bruce has just been in a constant state of panic for the past three months and he doesn’t know what to fucking do. Dick was concerned for Tim up until he demanded to have dinner with him and his new ‘guardian’ to vet the guy and Jason, who stopped caring about his identity when he realised how much being a working dad agrees with his mental health and is only actively keeping his identity from Bruce for Tim’s pride’s sake, takes off his helmet to eat and Dick stares at him frozen for fifteen minutes across the table before finally pointing at the two and saying ‘you know what? he didn’t even tell me Jason was dead until after the funeral. whatever the fuck’s going on here? he has it coming. proceed.’
What a rollercoaster of feelings, right?