Trumpets Are Only Egotistical To Mask Crushing Self Doubt

Some of my favorite quotes from this masterpiece.

"Cool Timpani with small fan"

"Keep both feet together"

"Insert peanuts"

"Breathe now"

"Tune the Uke"

"Light explosives now.....and......now."

"Release the penguins"

"If there is a 3rd clarinet, some violins may go"

"Slap thigh"

"Cornet use ice"

"Add bicycle"

"Remove cattle from stage"

"Bow real fast"

"Slippage may occur"

"Begin tuning flame slightly higher and higher"

"All harpists stand up and wait."

"Balance your chair on two legs"

"Moonwalk"

"Continue "swimming" motion"

"Rests are imaginary."

Marching Quotes #2

"Its a weed cookie!"

"I am magenta and therefore I dont exist."

"I. AM. A. SHRUB."

"Oh god, they're forming a circle."

"Its crop top season!"

"I ate a small child. I'm not sorry."

"Theres pot brownies by the trumpet tree!"

"Cooking class contraband - you cant bring in premade cookies"

“You haven’t tried either and therefore you are nothing.”

“AAAAHHH MY FAMILY!” -Alumni

“Give us the tinfoil, we’re making a wall.”

"I can see the shit stain on the back of your pants."

"Hippity hoppity, all of your family is now my property."

"CHOO CHOO!"

"Band directors dont eat."

"WHAT ARE YOU AN ANIMAL?!"

"You're actually f**king Jesus!"

Hi I'm like 2 days late which is upsetting but I guess it's a mental challenge to ask if you remember now, isn't it

ok so it’s off topic for a band blog, but this is necessary and will probably happen every year? But like…

Do you remember? 

Please help me settle a debate

Me: Hey! You guys did great! What instruments do you guys play?

The Other Band: All three of us play clarinet.

Me: Ah. My brother plays clarinet. I hate him.

The Other Band: DO yoU pLAy tRUmPeT?

Me: ...

G U Y S

Tysm!!! Y'all are amazing and honestly I kinda didnt think this would happen?? Ily all ♡♡♡♡

Hello everyone my tumblr got hacked sry abt that one ad!

And hey! If yours get hacked! Check your queue! They store stuff there!!

Hi so our new marching show came out and as much as I am PUMPED to be playing Fall Out Boy

What the actual fuck man. Listen I play trumpet but I know I'm not a god.

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Hey brass players this is your reminder that you probably havent given your instrument a bath in awhile and you should go do that :)))