Our Trumpet Section Isnt Nearly That Close, But Damn, I Wish It Was. But Either Way. Fight Me, I Dare

The music of the tenor sax next to me pt 2

And again yes this is show music

@ our rival school (yes, we could hear you we didnt need that, thanks)

today’s question of the day, “Why on earth would you boo a marching band”, brought to you by college football

also “Why on earth would you threaten members of a marching band”

Some of my favorite quotes from this masterpiece.

"Cool Timpani with small fan"

"Keep both feet together"

"Insert peanuts"

"Breathe now"

"Tune the Uke"

"Light explosives now.....and......now."

"Release the penguins"

"If there is a 3rd clarinet, some violins may go"

"Slap thigh"

"Cornet use ice"

"Add bicycle"

"Remove cattle from stage"

"Bow real fast"

"Slippage may occur"

"Begin tuning flame slightly higher and higher"

"All harpists stand up and wait."

"Balance your chair on two legs"

"Moonwalk"

"Continue "swimming" motion"

"Rests are imaginary."

hello dearest band nerds that follow me. I have announcements to make.

firstly I have changed my name.

shanadoestrumpet -> shanaistired

both of these are still true. but i have gained a personality outside of being a band kid so here are the rest of my announcements.

you most likely follow me because i am a marching band blog. unfortunately i also made the mistake of making this my main so if I want to do anything ever people will see that I am a nerd. This doesn't bother me but i am enlightened and wish for more.

anyways! I have other personality traits now! I am a comedian and im funny and i dance and do theater and im a woman in stem.

I still do marching band!! But other things too. I'll be reblogging things that aren't band soon, and will be very annoying about it. I'll still post about band! But mostly other shit.

Anyways if you think I'm cool you can stick around, like, I'm funny and things, I swear. But im freeing myself from the band nerd chains I created years ago.

I love all of you and I thank you for following me as a humble band kid, but I am also letting you know this blog isn't staying the same. If you don't want to stick around that's cool also as well :) don't feel bad about unfollowing me !

That's all! Starting soon I'm gonna get real annoying! See yall later :D

how does one do partials on trompet ?????? also did i spell partialdnds right??? fafFddF

We do partialdnds by doing faster/slower lip buzz for higher/lower notes and lots of air and yes you spelt partialdnds correct :))))

Marching Quotes #2

"Its a weed cookie!"

"I am magenta and therefore I dont exist."

"I. AM. A. SHRUB."

"Oh god, they're forming a circle."

"Its crop top season!"

"I ate a small child. I'm not sorry."

"Theres pot brownies by the trumpet tree!"

"Cooking class contraband - you cant bring in premade cookies"

“You haven’t tried either and therefore you are nothing.”

“AAAAHHH MY FAMILY!” -Alumni

“Give us the tinfoil, we’re making a wall.”

"I can see the shit stain on the back of your pants."

"Hippity hoppity, all of your family is now my property."

"CHOO CHOO!"

"Band directors dont eat."

"WHAT ARE YOU AN ANIMAL?!"

"You're actually f**king Jesus!"

Please I need it

Attention!

Everyone that reblogs this is gonna get inspiration to practice in their asks!!!

Gay, Therapy, and Bass

Sounds pretty good if you ask me I'm down for that one of those is already happening

Hey yall the bari sax next to the tenor sax next to me makes music pls listen