Honestly If The Only Person I Was Somewhat Friends With For FIFTEEN YEARS Was Franziska Von Karma I Would

Pt 2

Thistle and Mithrun bedrot together. And that's fine days are hard sometimes

crispy with some sbs characters because God he’s been taking over my brain. i’m so normal (lie) i like to draw him teeeheehe eeheee i’ll probably post more soon i Love him

Parents: What do you want for your birthday?

Me, out loud: Honestly, I dunno. There's not much I want right now. I can go look at stuff online?

Me, internally: Parsee Mizuhashi to be happy. I want Parsee Mizuhashi to be happy. Please let her be happy she doesn't deserve this I want her to be happy just let her be happy ju--

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

If you would like to support me by purchasing my stand up comedy album “The Squirrels Get Fat”, I would really appreciate it. Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B085DB28D1/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B085DB28D1&linkCode=as2&tag=stupre09-20&linkId=844bec8af249fcef5cb526ee0ecafe09 iTunes: https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-squirrels-get-fat/1501015931 Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/music/album?id=Bxapwmit4c5guvr2pjq3hjdawyy

{No one wished Christopher a “Merry Christmas” yesterday (yes, I’ve started expecting holiday wishes at this point), and all I could picture in my mind was this:}

can you love your everything too, for me?

Elluka: This is your fault, sad bitch! i'm gonna pluck you out melt you down and make a fucking necklace-

Margarita: Yeah, i probably deserve it...

Elluka: Wait, shit-

Elluka: You don't make this fun because you're sad!

Gumilia and Pere Noel: [burst out into laughter]

Margarita: I'm always sad! that's just my thing...i'm sorry i can't- be sad...that's just- my thing.

Elluka: Well now i just feel bad, dammit.

What would you do if your husband was a shitty bastard that cheats 25/8 and you can't sleep no matter what and some bitch shows up outta nowhere and gives you some sleep medicine thing and convinces you to join some criminal organization called pere noel then you give it out to your SHITTY husband and a bunch of random kids in some orphanage but they fucking DIE, so you fix the so called gift and some journalist lady is bugging you then you give out the gift and everyone fucking dies, then the journalist turns out to be some lady named elluka so you fucking drink the gift and fucking die and turns out you were a sentient doll the entire time