shady-the-simp - Your favorite wh0re
Your favorite wh0re

Kai, She/They and fucking horny for fictional murderers, Currently obsessed with The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, and Motley đŸ«€

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2 years ago
I Missed The Exact Mark, But It Doesn't Matter. We Hit 200 Followers! I Love You Guys And I Am Very Glad
I Missed The Exact Mark, But It Doesn't Matter. We Hit 200 Followers! I Love You Guys And I Am Very Glad

I missed the exact mark, but it doesn't matter. We hit 200 followers! I love you guys and I am very glad you enjoy my work as much as you do.


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2 years ago

Feels kinda perfect, doesn't it?

Feels Kinda Perfect, Doesn't It?
Feels Kinda Perfect, Doesn't It?

No pressure tags: @bvnnyblood @taintandviolent @w4lk3rss @tangerinesgf @kaiscumsock

Feel free to join!

MOVIE TAG GAME!

Rules: no cheating! You're starring in a movie with the last person you saved in your camera roll. The last song you've listened to is the title. Who/what is it?

Thanks for the tag! đŸ„° @amethyst-crowns

MOVIE TAG GAME!
MOVIE TAG GAME!

Mmmmm
 mkay
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No pressure tags 💕 @sleepy-quinns @thefreak0fhawkinshigh @harringtons-cupid @ryan-waddell11 @jamdoughnutmagician


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2 years ago

i keep re-reading “midnight babysitting” and it just gets better 👏EVERY👏SINGLE👏TIME👏

Just doing my job ;)

I Keep Re-reading “midnight Babysitting” And It Just Gets Better 👏EVERY👏SINGLE👏TIME👏

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2 years ago
Such A Pretty Crier

Such a pretty crier <3

Requested by anon: Tate's internal dialogue seeing listener for the first time.

AI AUDIO / 18+ (Kinda' nsfw, but mostly sfw. it's just Tate being a teenage boy ' what r u wearing' type energy.) Headphone warning!

taglist: @yesdevineruler @stucktothetwo @redwoodghost @enchanting-evan @anonymous0316 @kaissweetlamb @eventually27 @marylovesevanpeters @kaiju-superstar @thebabayaga-x @viharmonscorner @kai-slut @nova-kayne67 @kaismanwich @evanpetersfansblog

* please note: these are AI generated audios, not said actors or characters and are not associated with the show or its creators. This is purely for fan service.


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2 years ago

For some reason, this VA sounds EXACTLY like charlie's voice-

AND HE DID A GHOSTFACE ONE

AHHHH

HOLY FUCK BRO-

For Some Reason, This VA Sounds EXACTLY Like Charlie's Voice-

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2 years ago

Screaming, crying, creaming, passing out, dying, gripping the sheets, rolling the eyes, legs shaking, eyes watering, overstimulated, moaning, back arching, hand holding, wall shaking, neighbors concerned, drooling, headboard breaking, hospital trip, bruises for days, mouth watering, absolutely fucking gorgeous cock you got there.

Me rn:

Screaming, Crying, Creaming, Passing Out, Dying, Gripping The Sheets, Rolling The Eyes, Legs Shaking,
Screaming, Crying, Creaming, Passing Out, Dying, Gripping The Sheets, Rolling The Eyes, Legs Shaking,
Screaming, Crying, Creaming, Passing Out, Dying, Gripping The Sheets, Rolling The Eyes, Legs Shaking,
Screaming, Crying, Creaming, Passing Out, Dying, Gripping The Sheets, Rolling The Eyes, Legs Shaking,
Screaming, Crying, Creaming, Passing Out, Dying, Gripping The Sheets, Rolling The Eyes, Legs Shaking,
Screaming, Crying, Creaming, Passing Out, Dying, Gripping The Sheets, Rolling The Eyes, Legs Shaking,
Screaming, Crying, Creaming, Passing Out, Dying, Gripping The Sheets, Rolling The Eyes, Legs Shaking,
Screaming, Crying, Creaming, Passing Out, Dying, Gripping The Sheets, Rolling The Eyes, Legs Shaking,
Screaming, Crying, Creaming, Passing Out, Dying, Gripping The Sheets, Rolling The Eyes, Legs Shaking,
Girls, Girls. A Tip For You: Maximum Brightness Of Your Phone Screen And Then You Will Have A Hint Of

Girls, girls. A tip for you: maximum brightness of your phone screen and then you will have a hint of the
 hum
 “thickness” 😈

looking out for the tweam! <3


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2 years ago

It's very sad to me when people steal my works without crediting me. This is a screenshot of a direct copy and paste of An Unforgettable Dream, one of my fics, that I found on wattpad.

It's Very Sad To Me When People Steal My Works Without Crediting Me. This Is A Screenshot Of A Direct

If you're gonna steal my work, at least credit me. Their user on tumblr is @roryssidehoe

I hoped to become friends with them, but I can't condone someone stealing my hard work.

Update: We did it, boys.

It's Very Sad To Me When People Steal My Works Without Crediting Me. This Is A Screenshot Of A Direct

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2 years ago

Um-

Um-

Eddie Munson slapping your clit with his hand after you've squirted.

He loves the mess it makes and the way your cum goes everywhere, he knows you're overstimulated and loves how you begin to convulse when any more contact occurs to your pussy.


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2 years ago

What are the first three tags that come up when you type in ‘fucking’?


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2 years ago

I am so sorry about that long hiatus, I was in Alaska all week and didn't have any internet. But I'm back and ready to answer asks!


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2 years ago

THE TEARS 😭

Reblog To Give Eddie A Second Chance

Reblog to give Eddie a second chance

2 years ago

Oh for fucking sure

Eddie the type of mf to be like “babe watch this” and you look over and he’s trying to steer his car with his boner

2 years ago

BRUH

UHH SCHLATT JUST KILLED ME ON COD??? HELLO??? IS THIS REAL? IM IN GENUINE SHOCK

2 years ago

I just wanna be a snake with my other snake friends and just get into snake shenanigans like some sort of cartoon.


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2 years ago

Midnight Babysitting Part 2

Part 1

Summary: You drive over in the middle of the night to help Schlatt with his daughter, Lily, and things quickly turn....for the better?

Warnings: Cursing, Smut, implied divorce, my old ass talking about 90s cartoons, schlatt hating his ex wife (calls her a bitch), rough sex, Dom/sub dynamics, Shitty foreplay?, Pet names (Sir, Bunny)

Midnight Babysitting Part 2
Midnight Babysitting Part 2

You pulled in to the familiar driveway after what felt like barely a second, you must have zoned out. You sigh as you close the car door and walk up to his house. You rap quietly on the door, on the off chance that Lily had actually gone to sleep.

"Hey, thanks for coming so late. Uh, Lily's in the living room." He opened the door in just a pair of sweatpants, looking exhausted. You turned the corner into the living room and there she was, watching late night cartoons, happy as a clam. You strode over and her face immediately lit up.

"Y/N! Watch Rocko wi me!" She said, tugging on your arm gently. You sigh, she really wasn't going to be easy tonight.

"Lily, you've got to go to sleep. You have school in the morning." You felt your heart sink as she stuck out her bottom lip in the most adorable pout you've ever seen.

"But, I o wanna..." She sniffled, trying to guilt trip you. You smiled as you sat down next to her.

"How about this, if I spend the night and promise to be here and make you breakfast when you wake up, will you go to bed?" A sense of relief washed over you as she smiled and nodded happily.

"Read to me first! Pwease?" She wasn't the best with L's. You nod and flash a small smile at Schlatt as she tugs you upstairs and into her room. You grab an edition of Cinderella and she hopped in bed almost immediately.

Almost 25 minutes and three story books later, she was finally asleep. You closed the last book and put it back on the shelf, placing a small kiss on her forehead and brushing the blonde hair off her head before closing the door. You almost jumped out of your skin when you turned around to see Schlatt right behind you. He wrapped you into a warm hug, which you quickly reciprocated after you got over the initial shock.

"Thank you... You have no idea how long I've been trying to put her to sleep." He sighed happily into your ear, causing butterflies to make a home in your stomach. He smelled amazing, a mix of the fresh scent of rain and some expensive, intoxicating cologne.

"No uh... no problem. I knew what I was getting into when I signed up for this." You smiled warmly at him. He walked downstairs and towards his office, motioning for you to follow.

"I know, I just.... I wish I could show you how thankful I am." He spoke in an almost accidentally seductive way. You felt your breath hitch as his lips ghosted over your jugular.

"What- what about your wife?" You whimpered pathetically in an attempt to ground yourself.

"Please, Julie's been out of the picture since Lily was born. That bitch... It's just you and me~" His lips trailed gentle kisses down your jaw and up to yours.

"It's so cute how much Lily loves you..." His lips were barely inches from yours as he spoke. Fuck it. You slammed your lips against his and he grunted in surprise. You were quick to tangle your fingers into his hair, tugging and earning a moan into your mouth. You would have to use that later.

He pushed you on top of his desk and shoved his hard cock up against your groin. He groaned out and started grinding against you. The way his hips moved with precision, you wondered why his wife would leave in the first place.

"Please!"

"Please what, bunny?" He leaned down to your ear, "You're gonna have to speak up~" he whispered beautifully.

"Fuck me, please?" You glanced up at him with puppy dog eyes that you knew he just couldn't ignore. He groaned and nodded, pulling down his and your trousers and knickers with succession.

"You feel how hard I am? Hmm? Up against that pretty hole of yours..." He looked up at you as he slowly pushed in, stretching you deliciously. You both groaned in unison as he bottomed out, tip already brushing up against that spot.

"Fuck, Sir!" You yelled out before Schlatt could clap his hand over your mouth, but he quickly shushed you as he started thrusting.

"Lily's asleep upstairs, bunny. You've gotta be quiet for me." You whined against his hand in response, looking up at him, "I know it feels good, I know, but we can't wake her up." He continued his harsh pace, opening your top with his free hand and rubbing your nipples, earning a shuddering moan against his palm.

His brows furrowed and he groaned and grunted perfectly with each timed thrust. You pulled his hand off for a second to squeak out one word, not trusting your voice to speak normally.

"Close!" You moved his and your hand back over your mouth, quickly covering up the moan that slipped out as you clenched around him.

"Fuck yeah, I'm close too bunny, go ahead and cum on my cock." He kissed your swollen lips, covering up your shared moans. He groaned into your mouth as your walls fluttered around him once more, cumming with you. He pulled out once he was done and looked at you, smiling happily.

He placed a kiss on your forehead and held you tight, carrying you up to his room, letting you get some well deserved rest.

@bvnnyblood


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2 years ago

Sub Charlie begging you to sit on his face BYEEEEEEEEE

Oh God yes, he is so submissive! I made this a headcannon with a lil blurb at the end <3

Face Sitting

Pairing: Sub!Charlie Walker x Dom!Reader

Warnings: Face sitting, oral (reader recieving), Wet mouth noises mentioned?,

Sub Charlie Begging You To Sit On His Face BYEEEEEEEEE

He would absolutely be in the middle of a horror movie when he asks

He was staring at the way your legs looked in the shorts you were wearing and just couldn't help himself

He would beg so nicely too <33

"Please, sit on my face!"

"Won't I suffocate you?"

"That would be the best way to die."

He is down BAD

He would be sooo good with his tongue, on god

And he would know exactly what spots to hit (and where the clit is if you're Fem ;))

The way he groaned so perfectly into you was just perfect.

"Oh fuck, mmm, you taste so good!" He spoke in between slurps and nudges at that special spot. You were hurtling towards your release so fast, you wondered why you didn't do this sooner. The beautiful wet noises and moans he let into you as you grinded onto him too.

He was your good boy <3


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2 years ago

i saw your writing for charlie đŸ§ŽđŸ»â€â™€ïž

reader is friends with robbie,

charlie has a thing for reader so he tells robbie he had a wet dream about her or something and robbie accidentally tells reader.

reader makes sure that dream comes true

OHOHOHO YES. Immediately!

An Unforgettable Dream

Pairing: Virgin!Charlie Walker x Fem!Reader

Warnings: smut, mention/description of wet dreams, fem/AFAB reader (she/her pronouns, female anatomy), Robbie is his own chaotic warning, use of Y/N, blowjob (m recieving), cursing, smoking, readers on the pill, p in v sex

Word count: 1,468

I Saw Your Writing For Charlie đŸ§ŽđŸ»â€â™€ïž

You walked down the hall, towards your locker which you shared with Charlie, seeing him and Robbie next to it. You overheard your name somewhere in that conversation and stopped to listen, not walking up just yet.

"So, tell me what happened in the dream, man! You can't just tell me you had a wet dream about Y/N and not tell me how it went!" Robbie never could shut up, could he?

"Robbie! You need to be quieter sometimes..." He looked around, at which you turned around to avoid him recognizing you.

"Fine... I was just sitting at my desk and she was there. And I uh... I told her I was struggling with the work that I was doing, and she knelt down and...ya know...sucked my...cock." Charlie's face turned bright red and he rubbed the back of his neck. Robbie almost fucking squealed in excitement.

"YES! I KNEW YOU LIKED HER! What else happened?" He bit his nails in excitement that at this point, you couldn't tell if it was an act or not.

"I uhhhhh, I got really close and then she-" He cleared his throat.

"Um, she rode me until we both came." Charlie looked at his shoes, embarrassed as fuck. You thought this was the perfect time to walk up to the two.

"Hey Charlie!" You greeted him with the usual kiss on the cheek, that felt a lot more intimate after hearing him describe that dream. You leaned in to whisper in his ear,

"I could make that dream come true~" You whispered in his ear, causing Charlie to sputter and pull back quickly.

"You- You heard that! I uh..." He stuttered causing you to giggle, amused at the embarrassed boy.

"Of course I did, silly! You two aren't exactly quiet, you know. Why don't you wait for me at my car after school?" You smiled and walked away from the two, hearing one last sentence from Robbie before you went to class

"YOU'RE GETTING LAID!"

Time skip brought to you by Michael Myers' huge cock and massive balls.

And to your surprise, he actually showed up. He looked so cute, all flustered and leaning up against your car. You lit a cigarette and walked up to him.

"Hey cutie! You gonna get in?" You unlocked the car and he stumbled to get in the passenger side.

"So, my place or yours? My mom's working all night." You turned towards him, waiting for a response.

"Uh, yeah, we'll do yours...." He trailed off, avoiding eye contact as best as he could.

"Great!" You pulled out of the parking lot and placed your hand on his thigh. His face turned bright red and he looked out the window.

The drive seemed surprisingly short for you, but unbearably long for Charlie. You jumped out of the car, pulling the startled boy with you. You unlocked the front door and tugged Charlie up to your room. You sat down on your bed and he just stood there, confused.

"Well, get to work! You told me it started off with you doing schoolwork, so, get to it!" You pulled out a book, leaving him no choice but to sit at your desk and do his homework.

Unsurprisingly, it was very quiet, other than the record spinning on the player in the corner. Charlie cleared his throat, causing you to look up at him.

"I um- I need help..." He said under his breath.

"Sorry, what was that? I didn't quite hear you." You smiled innocently at him.

"Can you please....suck me uh...suck me off?" He said slightly louder.

"Of course I can!" You happily pulled out the chair he was on and knelt down under the desk.

"Before we start, are you a virgin?" His cheeks flushed and he nodded sheepishly, confirming your suspicions.

You unbuttoned his jeans and he lifted up his hips to help you get them and his boxers off. He was beautiful, about 6 inches and cut with a big vein running up the underside. Not too big for you to take, but still big. You looked up at him through your lashes and spoke.

"You're really big, Charlie..." You pressed your tongue to the tip and licked off the beads of precum, making him gasp. He was very sensitive. You smiled at him and took the tip on your mouth, sucking lightly.

"H-holy fuuuck~" He moaned out and his hips twitched, making you pull off of him.

"Charlie, I thought you said you needed help? How is this helping if I'm distracting you?" You tilted your head sweetly at him and he flushed even more- if that was possible.

"I'm sorry, it just feels really good..." He seemed sincerely apologetic and you almost felt bad.

"Maybe I should go easy on you, this is your first time after all..." You thought out loud. He nodded enthusiastically, making you smirk. You went back down and sucked the tip, making him gasp again.

You took him down to the base, his tip hitting the back of your throat and spurting hot pre down your throat.

"ahh fUCk!" He moaned out, breathing heavily already. You smiled and started bobbing your head up and down, focusing on the tip when you got to it. He moaned and groaned loudly into the air, rewarding you for your efforts. It seemed like he was trying not to thrust his hips up into you, so you pulled off again.

"You can fuck my throat, it's okay." You went back down on him, not giving him a chance to catch his breath.

He whined and thrusted his hips up, making you moan around him. The vibrations from your moan made him cum without warning.

"Fuck, I'm sorry!" He moaned as he came down your throat. You swallowed all of it and pulled off of him. He started to apologize even more but you interrupted him.

"Charlie, it's okay. That was your first blowjob, I'm surprised you even lasted that long. Do you still want me to ride you, or is that too much?" You really hoped he would let you, you were soaking from his moans.

He nodded and you smiled up at him. You got up and brought him over to the bed, taking off the rest of yours and his clothes. You stroked him until he got completely hard again, enjoying his moans and whimpers as you did so. You got on top of him, but he stopped you before you could sink down.

"Wait! What about protection?"

"Well, you're a virgin, we've both been tested, and I'm on the pill, so I'm not worried about it. I want you to feel everything for your first time." And with that, you sank down, taking almost all of him in one go. The stretch burned slightly, but the look on his face made it so worth it.

His mouth and eyes were wide open and he let out a strangled moan when you sunk down completely. You started to move, but he stopped you again.

"WaIT!" His voice cracked as he held your hips, "Ahh~ You're so warm and tIGHT, I don't wanna cum yet!" You smiled at the adorable boy underneath you.

"Charlie," you leant down and placed a kiss to his lips, "as long as you let me keep going after you cum, there's no doubt that I will too." He smiled against your lips and kissed you again, making you smile as well.

"You ready?" He nodded and you started moving. He almost screamed in pleasure and you let out fewer, quieter moans. You continued a slow pace until you got used to him, then sped up. He thrashed and gripped the sheets underneath you, the pleasure too overwhelming.

"AHH! I can't- fuck, you feel too good! Ahh, I'm gonna cum already, shit!" He thrusted his hips up to meet yours and spilled inside of you, moaning really loudly as he did so. You helped him through his high, only stopping your movements when he started to whine.

"No! You didn't cum..."

"Are you sure you want me to keep going? It might be too much." He nodded eagerly and you smiled at him. You leant down and pulled him up with you, the both of you now sitting up. You started moving again and kissed him, and he moaned into the kiss.

You continued to ride him, your moans drowned out as his were much louder.

"Oh fuck, Charlie! Ahh, I'm gonna cum." He nodded and started thrusting up to meet you, too overwhelmed to speak. You kissed him and both groaned into the kiss as you came together. You sighed happily as he finished inside of you again, pulling off of him and rolling to the side or him.

"Was that everything you dreamed of?" You asked and he smiled and looked down at you on his chest.

"Everything and more..."


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2 years ago

PLEASE someone request something smutty with charlie I NEED TO WRITE FOR HIM


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2 years ago
Tis In The Making. Mwahahahaha >:)

Tis in the making. Mwahahahaha >:)

@bvnnyblood


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2 years ago

MASTERLIST!

MASTERLIST!

Jschlatt

Midnight babysitting- Part 1 Part 2

The Best Neighbor- Blurb

King!Schlatt blurb

The Schlatt Way (blurb)

MASTERLIST!

Brahms Heelshire

Bathtime

MASTERLIST!

Michael Myers

A Broken Promise

Collared

Thick (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

MASTERLIST!

Billy Lenz

A Lone Call

MASTERLIST!

Charlie Walker

An Unforgettable Dream

Face Sitting

Killer!Reader Headcannons

Happy Tears

Too Tall

The Lion and The Loser (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Survival Tactics (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Pink Skirts (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

The Best Kind of Crazy (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Crazy in Love (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Only Friends (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Sweet Dreams (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Mask On, Mask Off (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Blood Lust (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Reverse Stalker (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

MASTERLIST!

Eddie Munson

Besties (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

MASTERLIST!

Gabriel (2014)

Like a Drug (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

MASTERLIST!

Ollie Sway

Creep (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

MASTERLIST!

Crowley (Good Omens)

Good morning

Bentley (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

I’ll Be Good (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

MASTERLIST!

Aziraphale (Good Omens)

I’ll Be Good (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

2 years ago

It'll be up sometime this week ;)

dilf!schlatt with young adult!reader who babysits his daughter every weekend while he’s out on business trips. dilf!schlatt who starts to notice how good of a parent you would be to his sweet little girl. dilf!schlatt making up excuses for you to come over his house and spend the night. dilf!schlatt railing the shit out of you after you put his daughter to bed and him covering your mouth with his hand in order to keep you quiet.

sorry i’m very tired and very horny and i haven’t stopped thinking about this :)

YES OH MY GOD IMMEDIATELY! I am 100 percent doing this right now. This is only part one ;)

Warnings: Basically just one use of "fucking"

Part 2 coming soon...

Midnight Babysitting

You were startled awake by a phone ringing. Schlatt. He was the only one who could be calling you at 11 pm. Whether it was to tell him what to read to her, or coming over because he just couldn't get her to eat her dinner, it had to be him.

Of course, he was the only one whose house you would visit at 11 pm as well.

"Hello?" You didn't realize just how groggy you sounded until you spoke.

"Hey, I'm really sorry to be calling you this late, but Lily won't go to bed. I've tried everything and she just won't stop talking about you so I had to call you." The fake guilt just pouring from his lips as he continued.

"Yeah, no problem, I can come help."

"Are you sure? Because I can keep trying if you wa-"

"J, you called me at eleven, woke me up, and arent expecting me to come? You must be out of your fucking mind. I'll be there in ten."

2 years ago

dilf!schlatt with young adult!reader who babysits his daughter every weekend while he’s out on business trips. dilf!schlatt who starts to notice how good of a parent you would be to his sweet little girl. dilf!schlatt making up excuses for you to come over his house and spend the night. dilf!schlatt railing the shit out of you after you put his daughter to bed and him covering your mouth with his hand in order to keep you quiet.

sorry i’m very tired and very horny and i haven’t stopped thinking about this :)

YES OH MY GOD IMMEDIATELY! I am 100 percent doing this right now. This is only part one ;)

Warnings: Basically just one use of "fucking"

Part 2 coming soon...

Midnight Babysitting

You were startled awake by a phone ringing. Schlatt. He was the only one who could be calling you at 11 pm. Whether it was to tell him what to read to her, or coming over because he just couldn't get her to eat her dinner, it had to be him.

Of course, he was the only one whose house you would visit at 11 pm as well.

"Hello?" You didn't realize just how groggy you sounded until you spoke.

"Hey, I'm really sorry to be calling you this late, but Lily won't go to bed. I've tried everything and she just won't stop talking about you so I had to call you." The fake guilt just pouring from his lips as he continued.

"Yeah, no problem, I can come help."

"Are you sure? Because I can keep trying if you wa-"

"J, you called me at eleven, woke me up, and arent expecting me to come? You must be out of your fucking mind. I'll be there in ten."


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2 years ago

WHY DOES HE LOOK SO ANGELIC WTF

Wilbur posted on Instagram!

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Wilbur Posted On Instagram!
2 years ago

I live for this bullshit

How to Please You

Stu Macher X Reader

Don’t come after my life if my writing isn’t up to par, it’s been a long time since I’ve written on another platform.

- Stu Macher’s Pillow Princess

(Let it be known I’m a switch at heart but I would let this man demolish me if he wanted to.)

How To Please You

You stumble through Stu’s house reaching the staircase. You sit for a moment and then call out for Randy, but he’s distracted by the movie playing on the tv and the horde of guys calling out obscenities to Jamie Lee Curtis in ‘Halloween’. You close your eyes for a moment and you feel a warm body sit next to you on the steps.

It’s Stu.

He laughs and puts his arm around you.

“There’s a reason you don’t drink keg beer, you drink the good shit I keep around for the pretty girls, that beer is trash.”

Pretty girl? You think, You haven’t had 2 seconds alone with this man since the beginning of time. He’s so forward.

“I’m not drunk Stu, I slipped and fell hard in the kitchen and my everything hurts.”

“Well little miss clumsy if you need to lay down or something your little boyfriend can take you up to my parents room.”

“Randy’s not my boyfriend.” You scoff.

You’ve been on one ‘date’ if hanging out at the video store after hours even counts as one.

“Like hell he is, every time I walk into that lousy ass video store he’s flapping that fucking mouth about you.”

“Not enough apparently because I’m sitting here with a sore ass and he’s too busy watching movies.”

“I’m not too busy for you and your sore ass” He grins stupidly as he pokes at your side.

You hit him playfully on the shoulder. He smirks.

“Come on, a bed’s gotta be comfier than these stairs”

He grabs your hand and lifts you to stand. He wraps his arm around your waist and grips you hard, almost carrying you up the stairs. He leads you to a room at the end of the hall. He closes the door and you hear a slight click.

‘Did he lock it?’

You plop down on the bed and fall back on the pillows. You feel Stu sit on the edge. He places his hand on your leg.

“Comfy?”

“Mhm”.

“You know.. I gotta ask .. because me and the guys just
 can't seem to figure out how virgin extraordinaire landed you?”

“He’s sweet to me, plus how about you show me the list of available guys in our school that aren’t assholes or taken”.

“So because of Tatum I didn’t make the cut?”

“No.. you’re not on my list because you’re an asshole.”

He laughs. “Oh really now? I didn’t know” his sarcasm is all too much. “Wipe the smirk off your face”. He looks at your mouth and then back to your eyes.

You giggle at his frustration.

“Or what? you’ll do it for me?” You put your finger to his chest.

“I could do more than that..” his touches your hand with his fingers tracing patterns on the back of your palm.

His eyes wander for a second but he pops back into reality and blinks a few times. You place your hands in your lap.

“So tell me, have you popped old randy’s cherry yet?” He nudges you playfully.

“No one’s popping anything.”

“Nothing? Come on babe! a girls gotta have needs right? The kid isn't satisfying you in other ways?” He taps his fingers on your leg.

“No stu, Randy’s a virgin, in all ways, shapes, and forms”. You grab his hand and move it off of you placing it on the bed.

“So what do virgins do on a friday night? Play fucking checkers and call it a night? You gotta do better than that”. He shakes his head.

“What do I even do? He’s so sweet but he wouldn’t know how to make a move if I stripped naked and threw myself at him”.

“Oh really? That easy huh?

“Oh fuck you, I didn’t meant it like that. I wouldn’t even know what to do.”

“I could show you a thing or two”.

“You dick-” you grab and pillow and try to whack him, he grabs it and he tosses it on the ground

“I’m not kidding you want to please your man don’t you?”

“You’re lying, what would your girlfriend say about that?”

“She won’t say shit, because I’m not gonna tell her. Are you telling me you’d look Tatum in the eyes and tell her what we did?”

“But we didn’t do anything”

He grabs your legs and pulls you to the edge of the bed. You sit upright as he moves closer to you. .

“Yet.”

“But s-stu-”

“But-but Stu what? You think I don't know what you want? Fuck, I’ve always thought about it.”

“You think about me?” You bite your lip.

“You think me and Billy sit around and play who’s got the bigger dick all day long when we hang out? We talk about all the ladies we'd like to have-”

You cut him off

“Billy would probably win that argument”

Stu stands up grunting a little in frustration.

“You just like being a little brat don’t you. I was gonna show you mine but I guess you don't get to see it now.”

“Wait wha-”

“I mean if you insist I’d hate for all this to be a waste.”

He grabs your hand and places it on his chest and guides it down his stomach to his pants. He’s so hard.

“What are you doing?” You look up at him innocently.

“You want to learn how to please?” His voice gets lower.

“I-I don’t really know what to say, I’m a little-”

“Intimidated?” He cuts you off. “You don’t have to say anything, just listen.”

He grabs your chin and leans your face up so your eyes meet his.

“Don’t be scared, I’m not going to hurt you..”

“I wasn’t afraid of that.”

“Afraid you’d enjoy me too much?”

“Then what Stu? We go back to class on Monday and act like this was some dream?”

“Maybe I enjoy you too much and make you my girl.”

“I don’t want to rely on maybes..”

“You talk too much, maybe I should show you something to shut you up for a second.”

“Huh?”

He pushes you back on the bed and climbs on top of you kissing you without hesitation. His hands find their way to your chest grabbing at you hard. His kiss is rough, it only makes you want him more. His lips move to your neck biting you softly,

‘will this leave a mark?’

You think to yourself. His kisses trail down to your chest then turn to biting and sucking. A noticeable hickey would form, but you didn’t care, you could always wear a high collar t-shirt for the next week.

You moan out his name.

“Oh babe we’re just getting started.”

His hands feel down your thigh, his fingers moving up your skirt to your panties. He rubs the outside of you, you can feel yourself getting wetter at the touch of his fingers.

“Does that feel good?”

“Mhm” you close your eyes hard diving into the feel of his touch.

“I want you to use your words.”

“Y-es, you feel good.”

“That’s my girl”.

‘His girl?’

You love the sound of that. His fingers inched their way into your panties.

Those hands.. The way he was rubbing you was sending pulses throughout your whole body.

“Tell me you want it” He gritted his teeth. How turned on is he?

“I want it.”

“Do you need it?”

“I need it”

“Beg”

“Please, I can’t take it anymore.” It feels like you can’t breathe.

His slipped his fingers inside of you. You audibly gasp and he smiles at you. He’s almost proud of himself. They were almost too big to fit,

“Come on babe if you can’t handle this how could handle the rest of me?”

In and out his fingers moved slower, faster, it felt like You could just lose yourself all over his hand.

“You can wait.”

He stopped abruptly. Fuck.

“What are you doing.”

You were almost mad that he stopped.

‘Why would he do that? Maybe he likes the power?’

“Now I know how you like to be pleased..”

You sit up, chest heaving, you look into his eyes.

“Fuck you.”

“Not yet. It’s my turn.”

He stands up and backs away from the bed raising his hand to his mouth, his fingers touching his lips and tasting them. Tasting you. You stand up slowly. Wobbly. You put your hands on his hips. His hand reaches behind your neck pulling your face closer kissing you. He’s needy. You can feel the want in his kiss. He pulls you against him. He’s so hard.

You turn him so his back is to the bed. And push him down. He sits and looks up at you smirking ever so slightly.

“So you’re the one in charge now?”

You let out a breathy laugh for a moment.

“You have no idea,” pointing to his pants you only have to say two words.

“Pants. Now”

Stu grins and bites his lip as he struggles to undo his buckle and zipper. He’s a little too excited. You sit on his lap and pull his dick out of his boxers. He’s already ready to go.

You start stroking him and he leans his head back eyes closed tightly. He grips your thighs with those strong hands. He wants you so badly to just get on top already.

“Does that feel good?”

“Fuck, you know it does”

His hips start moving up and down to the rhythm of your hand sliding up and down his dick.

“I just need you already”

“How badly?”

“Like I need air” he gasps “fuck”

“Beg”

“Beg?”

He’s shocked? His own word used against him.

You stop. He looks at you in surprise.

“You’re such a dick.” He breathes out.

“I don’t hear you begging..”

“Please”

“That doesn’t sound real” you shake your head disappointed.

“Come on” he teases.

“Fine, that’s too bad I guess you’d rather I go downstairs and leave you like this” you shrug and move to get off of him.

“You aren’t going anywhere”

He leans up and place one hand on your ass pulling you closer, and the other hand up to the back of your head. His fingers grip at your hair bringing you close to kiss again. You grip at his sweater and pull it up and off of him tossing it to the side. You reach your hand around his dick again. He tenses up at the motion of your stroking.

He moans into your mouth.

“Please, I’m not fucking kidding anymore. I need this. I need you. Take these fucking things off and come here”

He tugs at your Panties trying to pull them down.

“You take them off if you want it so badly”

His fingers grasping gently turned to both hands gripping tightly and ripping them off. He tossed them on the ground and smiles into the kiss.

“Oops, I’ll just have to buy you a new pair.”

In one swift movement you grip and slide his throbbing dick inside of you. He’s so thick, he just fits so perfectly. You gasp as it enters. The warmth and wetness is too much for him. He lays back and moans gripping the sheets with one hand as the other remains on your hip. He bucks into you.

“F-fuck, you feel too good I can’t.”

He moans louder.

You place your hand on his mouth trying to muffle his moans.

“They’ll hear us.”

He grips your hand and moves it to his chest.

“Fuck them. This is my fucking house”

“Oh yeah?”

“This pussy is mine. You’re mine.”

He grips your hips rocking you back and forth on top of him as he fucks you from underneath.

Both of your hands resting on his chest you grind harder on top of him. He’s slipping.

“Yes please fuck. I can’t” he cries out.

“Yes you can stu. Who’s dick is this?”

You’re in charge now.

“It’s all yours babe, yours”

“Are you gonna cum for me? Stu”

“Yes, please I want to. Fuck you feel too good”

You bring his hands up to grip your breasts. And bounce harder and faster on him. Your whole body is tense.

“Fuck stu”

Your breathing quickens as you feel yourself getting closer. You feel your thighs gripped his waist tighter and tighter. Both your moans getting louder, matching ‘yes’s and him moaning your name over and over.

You feel it building inside of you as you ride harder and harder. And finally

Your orgasm makes you tighten around him pushing him over the edge as your body melts all over him. He finally cums and his grip was tight as he fills you up. His hands would leave an imprint. He gasps and let’s you ride every last drop out of him.

You gasp and moan as you collapse onto his chest.

It could have been hours or minutes before you could come back to the reality that you were in Mr. and Mrs. Macher’s bed, a party happening down below, and the fear that someone could catch you.

He wipes the sweat from his face with his shirt on the bed to the left of you guys. And wraps his arms around you. His lips kiss your forehead.

“Fuck” He’s breathing hard.

“I know” you smile into his chest.

“You just-”

“I know”

“Goddamn My head is spinning” his hands rub his face.

You both lay for a minute. Him still inside of you. Catching your breath. Someone knocks on the door.

“Who’s in there”

“Who the fucks asking?”

“Who the fuck else?”

It’s only Billy.

“Give me a minute Billy I’ll be right there”

You get off of him and walk across the room, sitting at the vanity and looking into the mirror fixing your hair and clothes.

It seems like he feels your reaction to the sex wasn’t as life altering as he assumed it was for you. Even if it was you weren’t gonna let him have the satisfaction.

“What the fuck just happened- it’s like you-”

“Knew what I was doing?”

He nodded questionably.

“I never said I was a virgin stu, randy is. You aren’t the first to “teach” me anything”

“What the fuck does that mean?”

He laughs nervously.

“Why don’t you ask Billy?”

You smirk as you open the door and walk out. Leaving him speechless. Billy is there standing against the hallway wall. He looks you up and down. Biting his lip. And raising his eyebrows at you.

“Now you’re not the first person I expected to walk out of there but you were definitely on the list”

You smirk.

“I didn’t expect last weekend either so just add this to your pile of secrets you have.”

He smirks as you walk away to join the party downstairs. Maybe he taught you well.

How To Please You
2 years ago

Where.

Where did you get the image.

Of Schlatt with his hand in his trousers.

What stream. What video. What timestamp.

Please and thank you.

-â˜ŸđŸ”†

I'm going to be honest with you, I don't remember. I was going through my gallery and found it. (Probs Pinterest or smth tho :/)

Edit: a lovely human sent me the link for it so here it is: https://youtu.be/XxNsi0UVbCg

Look at around 2:10 ;)


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2 years ago

Look at him <3 Skrunkly lil scrimblo

,, This Is My Favorite Gif At The Moment And You Should Look At It . ★ ,,

,, this is my favorite gif at the moment and you should look at it . ★ ,,

2 years ago

HOW IS THIS MAN SO FINE

HOW DARE HE
HOW DARE HE
HOW DARE HE
HOW DARE HE

HOW DARE HE

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