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2 years ago

I’ll be good, I will

A/n: typed this straight onto my phone so Formatting is weird, and there is no spell checks or proof reading unfortunately, but I simply couldn’t get this idea out of my brain. Anyways, Enjoy! 

Warnings; Smut, edging, toy(s), Oral (M receiving) 

Taglist; @rottent33th @slaasherslut @slasherscrybaby @cries-in-latino @how-grand-trine-au

I’ll Be Good, I Will

“Please” he whimpered, the childlike voice he usually used gone a long time ago, “Please y/n!” his head fell back and his eyes rolled in bliss as you slowed your pace, pulling your mouth away with a soft pop. His hips stuttered, his body burning for his release and a sigh escaped his lips. 

He was beautiful like this, his skin sparkling with a sheen of sweat, his face flushed a rosy pink. His head lolled and mouth cocked open ever so slightly as his chest heaved deep breaths of air, despite it seeming like it was never enough. “Ah, ah Brahmsy. I have something else I want to try, only good boys get to cum you know?” he whined, closing his eyes and slightly relaxing. 

Perhaps you were taking this all too far, but you really did love him like this. You hummed reaching into your pocket and slipping out the little toy you’d been dying to use. You got it in a bath bomb a friend, she sent it up as a birthday gift. ‘Selfcare’ with a winky face was what the note had said. You smirked, as you put the toy to the tip of Brahms length, smirking as you flicked it on, watching his eye widen and look down to meet yours, face contorting in a mix of pain and overall pleasure. The rooms walls echoing soft pleads and a warm bzz sound. 

“Mrf- Please, I’ll be good, I will!”


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2 years ago

Brandon Rogers quotes as the creeps

5 year old will: *crying*

LJ: why you crying? You crying cause I lost my wallet?

5 year old will: *nods*

LJ: Christmas ain't cancelled, motherfucker

LJ: Christmas ain't ever cancelled as long as you know how to steal *pulls out a candy bag from under his clothes* merry Christmas, asshole

2 years ago

JJ: Why the fuck are you moving so fast?

*Me, maneuvering around the kitchen, making a strawberry milk*

Me: I need to get it done before the poptarts po- NOOO

*The poptarts pop, and I drop to my knees, literally sobbing*

JJ: Wtf is wrong with you

Credit to @certifiedleashchild


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1 year ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RORY! 34 years and i’m still hopelessly crushing on this man for the last 3… (actually more like 12 but i wanted to seem normal hehe)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RORY! 34 Years And I’m Still Hopelessly Crushing On This Man For The Last 3… (actually
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RORY! 34 Years And I’m Still Hopelessly Crushing On This Man For The Last 3… (actually
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RORY! 34 Years And I’m Still Hopelessly Crushing On This Man For The Last 3… (actually
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RORY! 34 Years And I’m Still Hopelessly Crushing On This Man For The Last 3… (actually
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RORY! 34 Years And I’m Still Hopelessly Crushing On This Man For The Last 3… (actually
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RORY! 34 Years And I’m Still Hopelessly Crushing On This Man For The Last 3… (actually

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2 years ago

Slender: Where are you going?

Y/N: To get ice cream or to commit a felony. I'll decide in the car.

2 years ago

Thinking aboutbworking on a request soon... I got sick the day after I got home from Alaska and have been sick since 😭


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1 year ago

OK OK I KNOW IM POSTING A LOT OF THESE BUT DUDE! THE FRIENDS NAME IS ROBBIE TOO IT FITS TOO WELL

TELL ME THIS WOULDNT HAPPEN

OK OK I KNOW IM POSTING A LOT OF THESE BUT DUDE! THE FRIENDS NAME IS ROBBIE TOO IT FITS TOO WELL

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