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DANNY/GABE ASKER, I FORGOT TO SPECIFY!! she/her pronouns for either please!!

no problem man, i gotchu <3

NOOOO I JUST GOT A NOTIFICATION THAT SAID “Gabriel is waiting” CUZ ITS ON MY WATCHLIST

IM SORRY GABE IM SO SORRY

I PROMISE I STILL LOVE YOU I DIDNT LEAVE YOU

that is officially the realest thing i’ve ever heard

I would chew on this man like a Polly Pocket shoe

DUUDEEE THIS SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE THE REQUEST I SENT IN TO @icarus-star ITS CRAZY

HDISJCLSNCNS

(And at like the 23:40 mark i love the part where i goes “but i obeyed your command. i didn’t touch myself” ITS SO FUCKING CUTE IDK WHY JSKSKOAN)

AHH

mmmmmm this is my bookmark, don’t mind me…

(twt p✧rn link)

this is so danny, you can't tell me that he wouldn't be willing to go at it for hours

HEISJOCHAJCNSOCK IM SCREAMING THIS WAS SO GOOD ILY SO MUCH

okay, question. what if reader comes home from like a three week long trip after telling gabe not to touch himself and then spoils the fuck out of him when they get back? just some food for thought

reward | gabriel

a/n: dude. ily and your brain so much just for coming up with this because omg??? idek if this was a request or not, but i love this concept too much to not write anything 😋

18+ content ahead, pure and absolute filth!!please don't read unless your comfortable with that!!

ok, so, you had probably been going off on a trip for work or a family thing, and gabe couldn't really come with you 😕

he was honestly a little whiny about it, he didn't want you to leave him for such a long time. who else would he be able to cuddle up to at night when he was cold? who would be there to give him little kisses when he was sad? who else would ride his cock so hard that he could barely make out any words other then soft pleads? :(

but he understood that you had to go for a little while to take care of whatever. but before you left, you told him one last thing

obv, it was for him to not touch himself a single time, to wait the full three weeks for you to get back

honestly, it made him a little upset. first he didn't get to snuggle you on cold mornings, but now he can't even jerk himself off for three whole weeks??

but of course, he agreed. he'd do anything you asked him to

the whole time your gone, he just gets more and more pent up. he usually didn't even have a high sex drive, but knowing that he wasn't aloud to touch himself just made him lose his mind

it was a much more miserable three weeks for him then he'd expected, to say the least

he just sat around trying to not think of anything that would get him riled up, honestly

to be fair, he did a pretty good job, which he prides himself on

omg. when you finally get back home, he's all over you. givin you a bunch of hugs n kisses <3

you don't let it last too long, though. you were quick to interrogate him about whether he'd jerked off or not

he tells the whole truth, how he hadn't even let his mind wander far enough to get himself hard

"no.. i've been a good boy the whole time, i promise!"

he always feels super relieved when you praise him, like he knew he'd been doing everything right

you'd tell him to go to the bedroom, and that you'd join him soon

so of course he did, he made his way right to the bed and plopped himself there comfortably as he waited

the moment you stepped into the bedroom as well, his eyes lit up. he was always happy with you around

you'd tell him to lay back and get comfy, and he did just that, laying on his back to look right up at you

slowly, you made you way to be hovering over him. kissing him softly, which he reciprocated immediately

your hands made their way under his sweater, lightly pinching at his nipples as you deepened the kiss with your tongue

he was already letting out light little groans from the small amounts of friction, his cock already hardening in his jeans

poor boy was already so desperate!! :(

your hands soon wandered out of his sweater, peeling it off of him

you smiled at the sight of him so vulnerable for you, his eyes wide and needy as he stared up at you

he wanted you more than ever in this moment, having not been able to feel you in much too long for his liking

you left a small trail of kisses and hickeys down his torso, making your way to his pants and slowly unzipping them for him

before you did anything more, you moved away from him for a second, discarding all of the clothing you were wearing beforehand

he watched intently as you stripped in front of him, looking at every small detail of your body, which he had missed so much

once you were completely bare, you moved back down to position yourself between gabes legs, sliding his pants off and tossing them to the floor where your clothing laid

you could see his cock twitching and hardening through his boxers, slipping those off of him as well

slowly, you placed small licks on his cock, looking up at him to see every little reaction he had

he let out small, quiet whimpers at the feeling of your tongue as he looked down at you

just moments later, your took his dick in your mouth, almost the entire thing, which earned a tiny gasp from him

once you began to bob your head up and down, he really started to get loud. moaning and whining as his hips bucked up a bit, already begging you to let him cum

and you did, you had him cum down your throat. along the way, he whimpered out anything that came to mind, wanting you to know how special you were to him

"mmn..~ oh, i love you. i love you s- so much, nngh~!! thank you... for letting me cum-! ahh~ th- thank you.."

and since he hasn't cum in over three weeks, there is so much. he can't control it, ropes of it shooting down your throat as he cried out about how good you felt

he just wants to be as good as he can for you >///< (and that, he is)

he wanted to make you feel good now, but you reminded him that this was all about him right now

your straddled his thighs with your own, positioning his cock right below your hole

he looked up at you, his eyes wide as be prayed to be able to fuck you

you let yourself sink down onto his cock, he filled you up so well and he loved it. he loved being inside of you, so much that he didn't even care if you moved or not, he was fine with you cock warming him for eternity of that's what you desire

but you began to ride him at leisure pace, praising him and telling him how perfect he is and how good he makes you feel, and that he's your perfect, sweet, good boy

he loves it so much, the way you lean down to kiss him as you clench around his dick

he whines into your shoulder, hugging you a little as he feels himself about to cum again, you feel the same

"hmmn-! gonna cum.. gonna cum again~!! ahh.. plea- please cum with me..~ need it so bad~!"

he practically screamed it as he thrusted his hips up into you, filling you with more of his cum as he felt you convulse around him

he was a shaky mess by the end of everything, wanting nothing more than to hold you tight and never let go

which is what he did for a couple minutes, snuggling up to you before you cleaned everything up properly <3

a/n: this didn't really turn out as how i first thought it did, but im pretty sure this is the longest thing ive probably ever written on here so there's that 🤷🏻‍♂️

what is y’all’s favorite tumblr mood color thingy

i gotta stop saving requests as drafts to look at things because I JUST LOST ANOTHER ONE WTF TUMBLR so big apologies to whoever requested something about reader discovering charlie’s the killer

Working on requests today! (or at least trying to…)

YESS THESE TOO

these photos of rory, have me MEOWING.

it seems pinterest is catching on

edit: OMG ITS ALL HIM NOW

just got some gabriel vibes from my best friend

TELL ME HE WOULDNT

mhmhmhmhm for sure

i wholeheartedly believe that gabe would be a really good boyfriend. maybe his love for you would get a little out of hand at times, but that's okay cuz its him. he's the sweetest boy ever and would treat you like absolute royalty, nothing less ever. 🫶

i want him to breed me while he whines, my ovaries are quivering

not me watching gabriel as you post this-

i wholeheartedly believe that gabe would be a really good boyfriend. maybe his love for you would get a little out of hand at times, but that's okay cuz its him. he's the sweetest boy ever and would treat you like absolute royalty, nothing less ever. 🫶

YALL IVE BEEN WATCHING GABRIEL NONSTOP FOR THE PAST WEEK I NEED ASKS FOR HIM PLEASEEEEE HES MY BABY POOKIE BEAR

just watched gabriel (2014) and am currently having a mental breakdown HES SO BABYGIRL I CRY EVERYTIME I WATCH THIS

HDIWNFOWNFODK fr tho

i think charlie is for sureeee a switch. and like i definitely think he’s always needy when he’s a sub. but like when he’s a dom omg he’s so….. like for one i can see him being a gentle soft dom/pleasure dom yk??? which like if he’s in a dom mood i think that’s what he would be most of the time tbh but i also see him being like really fucking rough too!!! like pulling ur hair a bit, degrading u and making u take it for him!!!! ahhh idk charlie is on my mind so so so bad rn lol

a/n: anon, you are speaking 👏 my 👏 language 👏. he just can't help but switch things up, he wants you in every way possible :(. this contains pretty obscene content and dialogue so.. heads up.

💟 nsfw - mdni 💟

harddom!charlie would be so mean :( and rough, too. he'd have you propped up on your knees in front of him, face shoved down into the pillows while he fucks into you from behind. one hand would be grabbing your hip so tight, the other pulling at your hair while he forces you to take him all. he'd be taunting you, too, ignoring how much you cry and squirm under him :(. saying things like, 'aw, it's too much? such a dumb slut, acting like you weren't just beggin' for it.' he'd shush your little sobs, slapping your ass and fucking into you even harder.

softdom!charlie would be so, so different. on those nights when you just needed to be close to each other, when it was all affection and romance, he would take such good care of you. he'd have you laid on your back, hands angling your hips up just right while he fucks you with heavy, slow thrusts. his eyes would be on your face, watching you fall apart under his touch, absolutely in love with the sight. he would lean down to put his lips near your ear, moaning and praising you adoringly. vulgar, possessive things like, 'fuck, you're so tight- such a perfect little cockslut, aren't you? all mine, you were just made for taking me, hm?' if you don't respond, he'll start speeding up just a little, cooing at you to answer him :(.

sub!charlie is a wholeee other story. he'd be so needy, so pliant under your touch. if you were being soft with him, he'd be so desperate, saying things like 'f-feels so good, fuck,' or 'just like that.. oh, thank you, tha- ahh.' he stumbles over his words so much, moaning and pleading for more. if you were being more rough, good lord, he's a mess. he'd be crying and begging against your shoulder while you ride him, overstimulated from filling you up over and over again. he'd whimper and whine and sob, one hand intertwined with yours while the other holds your waist meekly. his brain would shut off everything except the feeling off you ruining him, practically breaking the poor baby's mind :(.

@icarus-star LOOK WHAT I FOUND FOR BUNNY!DANNY (just ignore the couple times he said miss like i did- I SEARCHED M4A WHY DOES HE SAY MISS AND WHY DID IT POP UP IN M4A)

YESSSSS

This one gives me heavy Clyde vibes

EEEEEEEEEE

YALL SPIRIT HALLOWEEN WAS OPEN IN MY TOWN AND I BOUGHT THE HANDBOOK FOR THE RECENTLY DECEASED

GUESS WHOS LUCKY ASS GETS TO GO TO AN ARCTIC MONKEYS CONCERT FOR HER BIRTHDAY

OH MY GOD

THIS NEW ONE FOR DANNY-

HTDIWIDJWIXBSJ

OMG IF TUMBLR DOESN’T STOP LOSING MY DRAFTS IM THROWING HANDS! An anon asked something along the lines of “what if reader and charlie come home from stab-a-thon and a drunk tall, reader starts crying that she’s not feminine enought and charlie gets really turned on by it and eats out reader?”

Too Tall

Charlie Walker x Fem!Reader

Warnings: Smut, Pussy eating, Mention of my favorite song, angst if you squint, self deprecating talk, praise, more talk of his stunning blue eyes (and the fact that he’s a short king 👑), crying, maybe slight dacryphilia, no use of y/n, taking pictures, not proofread

You stumbled over to the car and Charlie was right beside you. You looked over at your boyfriend and smiled sleepily.

“Thank you, Char.” You slurred as he opened the passenger door for you. He smiled and ran around to the other side as you got in. He started the car and you began the short drive to your house. You turned on the radio at some point in your drunken rambling and House of 1000 Corpses by Rob Zombie came on.

“Your favorite song, right?” Charlie asked you, turning away from the road for a second. You nod happily and quietly sing along as you pull into your driveway. He pulls the key out of the ignition just before the chorus and you look up at him sadly.

“But….” You whine unhappily and slump as Charlie pulls you out of the car and towards your house.

“Do you have the key?” You search your pockets for a second, before getting distracted and rambling about how weird the word key is. He sighs with a smile and searches your pockets himself, finding it immediately.

He unlocks the door and you almost trip on the step inside. You look around as if you’ve never been here before.

“Whose house is this? ‘S nice…” He face palms and smiles endearingly at you.

“It’s your house…” Charlie brings you a cup of water from the kitchen and watches as you sit on the counter and gulp it down gratefully.

You laugh a little as you look at him. He gives you a confused stare as you laugh.

“You’re so pretty, Charlie. Your eyes are fffucking gorgeous. And you're so short, it’s so cute.” Your smile slowly drops as tears fill your eyes.

“Whoa, whoa, whoa, why are we crying? What’s wrong?” Charlie immediately gets concerned and has to stand on his tippy toes to wipe the tears that start to fall, and this just makes you cry even more.

Through your sobs you manage to speak. “You’re- you’re just so perfect and I’m just some kinda tall, masculine freak. I wish i was as feminine as Jill…” You look down at the ground as Charlie shakes his head repeatedly.

“No! nonononono, baby, you aren’t a freak. You’re amazing. You have the best smile, and you make me happy every time I’m near you.” He reaches up and strokes your cheek

“You make my life so much better.” He smiles before it turns into a smirk. “Can I show you how much I love you?”

You nod, confused as to what his plans are. You immediately realize as he lifts your hips to pull off your pants and underwear. You gasp as your bare butt touches the cold counter. He sinks down onto his knees and kisses your inner thigh.

“You are amazing, and beautiful, and perfect, and kind.” He punctuates each word with a kiss further up your thigh.

“And I love you.” He kisses your bare core, making you shudder.

He smiled up at you as he kitten-licked your clit and you whined, rolling your hips into his face. He kissed your opening, licking your arousal off and sticking his tongue in.

You let out a shaky gasp and threw your head back, one hand threading into Charlie’s hair. He went up to your clit and sucked softly, making you tug on his hair. He let out a moan that vibrated against you. You moaned and looked down at him.

He winked at you from between your thighs, and you grabbed your phone and snapped a picture of the perfect sight. He slid his middle finger into your opening and you buck your hips into his hand, wanting more.

He slips in his ring finger and starts to finger you while licking and sucking sloppily at your clit. You let out moans and he does too as he thrusts his hips into his free hand.

“Ahh~ I’m gonna- oh shit… I’m gonna cum, Char!” You throw your head back and moan. He pulls away and you whine unhappily. “Why? Why did you stop?”

“I want you to tell me that you love yourself. I want you to tell me that you’re beautiful and not a freak.” He smiled up at you and kissed your thigh.

You took in a deep breath and spoke. “I am beautiful and I love myself.”

He started moving again really fast and you let out a high pitched moan and you gushed all over his fingers and his face. You relaxed in his hold as the shocks of your orgasm washed over you. He groaned into you as he came in his pants.

He stood up and kissed your forehead, bringing you to the bathroom to get cleaned up and go to bed.

Just saw the barbie movie with my roommate and HOLY FUCK IT WAS SO GOOD

i now need to find and purchase ken’s “i am kenough” sweater that he wears at the end

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RORY! 34 years and i’m still hopelessly crushing on this man for the last 3… (actually more like 12 but i wanted to seem normal hehe)

Hi, could you please do a masterlist but with the nsfw audios? thank you for your service

Of course, bruv! didn’t even think of it till now…

AUDIO MASTERLIST!

All audios under this are NSFW (they’re literally audio porn)

Rory Culkin characters:

Charlie Walker 1 2 3

Jack Thurlowe 1

Danny Cooper 1 2 3

Clyde (Electrick Children) 1

Gabriel (2014) 1

Is there gonna be anymore Midnight Babysitting with Jschlatt? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻. Been thinking about it real bad lately

Sadly, no i don’t think so. i’m not sure where i would continue the series and where it would go from there. if people wanna give recommendations and ideas for the plot they want, i’ll totally reconsider picking it back up. until then, Midnight Babysitting will stay a two-part series

the links you have provided to me are the reason i’m still alive IM SCREAMING I LOVE U

I’m so glad i can provide this for y’all <3