GUESS WHOS LUCKY ASS GETS TO GO TO AN ARCTIC MONKEYS CONCERT FOR HER BIRTHDAY

Masky @toby: thats not a phone thats a dinosaur

Is there gonna be anymore Midnight Babysitting with Jschlatt? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻. Been thinking about it real bad lately

Sadly, no i don’t think so. i’m not sure where i would continue the series and where it would go from there. if people wanna give recommendations and ideas for the plot they want, i’ll totally reconsider picking it back up. until then, Midnight Babysitting will stay a two-part series

The way I smiled so wide and giggled, then my professor stared at me like I was insane...

wilbur soot x reader twitter au bc i’m bored

hay guys! sorry i’ve been SUPER inactive, my mental health has been in the dumps and i started therapy again so my priorities have been elsewhere lately. BUT! im gonna start going through my ask box soon and try my best to start getting things out. love yall!

holy mother of god that charlie smut did things to me

hehehehe I'm glad

gorgeous <3

Oh look more dumbass quotes but instead its just a compilation of me and my siblings being shitheads

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Masky: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT CAN'T YOU SEE IM EATING A CHEESE CAKE DEPRESSINGLY??!?!?!?

Y/n: I WANT YOU TO ACTUALLY SEE A THERAPIST YOU CHEESECAKE EATING FUCKER-

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Jeff,liu(sully actually) and sally went shopping and are returning back

Sully: WHAT THE FUCK JEFF YOU ALMOST CRASHED INTO THE MANSION

Masky comes out of the house

Masky: ARE YOU SHITHEADS DUMB??? YOU ALMOST FUCKING CRASHED INTO THE MANSION

Jeff: sorry dude but wanna know smth? I don't give a shit also i think the kid got smth to say

Sally: I don't care either!

Masky: YOU-

Sully : IM NOT WITH THEM I STG BUT I WOULD LOVE TO WATCH JEFF GET BEATEN SO INVITE ME WHEN YOU TELL THE OPERATOR

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Ej is listening to chemical romance

Jeff whispering to ben: look at that fucking emo i bet he still has pictures of his ex

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Ben: sorry i was eating cheerios on the bathroom

Hoodie: you mean in?

Y/n: nope i was in the attic with him we watched the office

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x-virus and y/n are shopping

Y/n: omg cody look

Points at a box of nerds

Y/n: it's you!

X-virus digs through the shopping cart y/n was pushing pulls out a box of y/n's fav candy and throws it across the aisle hitting a stranger that was facing the shelves

X-virus: come on you introverted fuck tell that stranger it was your fault

Y/n: satan fears you

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Ok that's all lmao looking back we do cuss alot ig it's our platonic love language

Me when Billy Lenz:

Working on requests today! (or at least trying to…)

Okay, but you can’t tell me that this doesn’t seem like a jack thurlow thing

I wish i had this

Ok, so I need help. I (22) live with 2 roommates (my bffs jj, and lilly). My family is Christian conservative and I'm genderfluid. I have been dating Lilly for 2 years now (our anniversary was yesterday) and I dont know how to tell my family about my sexuality and my gf.

For context: I have used binders since I was 15 (when jj bought me one). My mom helped me set up my dorm when I was in college (I dropped out 😅) and she saw my binder in a packing box labeled 'private'. She asked what it was so since I was in nursing I made up this giant lie about it being a chest compressor to help restart the heart. Now my mom thinks binders are for resurrection.

When my cousin came out as gae to my family at age 17 at our family reunion, they kicked him out of their house and the family.

I want to come out but I'm horrified of the backlash. What do I do?