Jumping Back In The Schlatt Fandom Ass First With This Post Because I’ve Been Binging His Vods In The

jumping back in the schlatt fandom ass first with this post because i’ve been binging his vods in the background while i work

Schlatt when a dono came in calling you hot

AUDIO MASTERLIST!

All audios under this are NSFW (they’re literally audio porn)

Rory Culkin characters:

Charlie Walker 1 2 3

Jack Thurlowe 1

Danny Cooper 1 2 3

Clyde (Electrick Children) 1

Gabriel (2014) 1

✶ ┄ BROKEN BEDS !

summary: you and eddie break his bed. the worst part is having to tell wayne. pairing: eddie munson / f!reader warning: smut! eddie being the cutest human alive! a wild appearance from uncle wayne! 18+ mdni! a/n: i need everyone to know that when i wrote this draft, i titled it "breaking bed" and it made me chuckle a lil. anyway, thanks for your request anon! enjoy xoxo

( MASTERLIST )

Imagine Rough Sex With Eds And You Guys Just Break The Bed And You Have To Tell Wayne

when eddie muson fucks, he fucks like a wild animal

he grunts with each of his rough thrusts, brown eyes somehow darker with lust while his untamed curls cling to his sweaty forehead

and you just let him drill into you because, truth be told, you love him this way

you hold the backs of your thighs and keep yourself wide open for him while he fucks so deeply into you

he leans over you, one hand white-knuckled where it grips his headboard, and the other wrapped around your throat

not tight enough to choke you exactly, but to make sure your eyes stay locked on his as he fucks you for all your worth

the headboard slams into the wall in time with each of his thrusts, rhythmic bang bang bangs that you’d be scared are leaving a dent in the wall if eddie wasn’t making you feel so good

he tilts your jaw to the side to expose your neck to him

and he hides his face in the sweaty crook of it, seeking refuge there while he nips and suckles at the warmed skin

you just keep begging for him to go harder and deeper and faster as he fucks you more and more stupid

and eddie complies without question

he revels in the way you keen each time he pounds into you and how your face scrunches up and your back arches for him

your toes curl and your legs tense up so hard they start to quiver

and right when you’re about to come, the bed suddenly jolts and dips beneath you, accompanied by loud crashing sound

it scares the shit out of you and you squeal while eddie lets out a grunt of surprise

because his bed just fucking broke

and it isn’t the most surprising thing in the world, the thing is about as old as he is

but it does take the two of you off guard

all you can do in the moment is laugh about it

and eddie barely wastes another second before he starts fucking you again

because his bed is already broken, who cares if it gets more fucked up?

plus he knew how close you were to your orgasm and you just look so pretty when you come <3

the worst part about it though is telling wayne

because there’s no way he’s not going to notice

and eddie can’t exactly sleep on a crooked bed

so he just comes up with the shittiest excuse known to man “so the thing is... i was… jumping on the bed…”

wayne furrows his brows “the hell were you doing jumping on your bed?”

“well, you see, i was just, you know… trying to… heal my inner child…”

“…what the fuck does that mean?”

but, like, obviously wayne knows

typically you’re good at keeping eddie in check and sometimes he can hear you saying you don’t want to fuck while wayne’s in the house

and that’s a part of the reason he likes you so much bc you don’t want to put him through that trauma

but you guys are young and in love and sometimes keeping your hands off of each other feels like the hardest thing in the world

so he knows exactly how the bed broke

but hearing eddie trying to lie about it is the funniest thing on the planet

shopping for a new bed frame is easily the most adult thing you and eddie have ever done

and the only one he can afford is a star wars themed one in the children’s section

eddie groans and acts annoyed about having to get one that’s so childish but you know he secretly loves it

because the headboard is shaped like the cock pit of the millennium falcon with lightsabers painted on the foot of the bed

you try to put it together without wayne’s help while he’s at work

and you’re like “how long do you give it before we break this one?”

“an hour if you wine and dine me first <3”

have any blurb requests? send em here if you want!

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shady-the-simp

2 years ago

The scenario of rockstar Eddie using your moans on a corroded coffin track has been tossed around quite a bit and I think we can all agree that it’s hot af MDNI

BUT BUT…

Humour me for a moment

You go to check up on Eddie because he’s been locked up in your guys’ home studio all day working on a song. You open to door to see him sitting in a chair, shirt tossed somewhere and guitars scattered around the room. He’s holding a blunt up to his lips with his eyes closed, obviously trying to destress. You walk up to him and place your hand softly on the side of his head gently intertwining your fingers with his hair and smile as he leans into your touch. After a moment you ask “How’s it coming?”

Eddie lets out a long sigh accompanied by smoke. He finally opens his eyes to meet yours and mumbles about how he “can’t figure it out. It’s missing something… and the only thing I can come up with might not go over well with the label.” You furrow your eyebrows, silently asking him to explain. His face blushes and he looks down at the blunt between his fingers and takes another drag before carrying on. “Well, I was listening to the solo and noticed the guitar kind of sounds like it’s moaning. So I got this idea of on the back vocals….we could put in some real ones.” You looked at him in surprise. You definitely weren’t expecting that. You let out a quiet “oh” before clearing your throat and asking “who’s were you thinking of recording?”

“Definitely not yours. Don’t get me wrong, they’re beautiful babe, but I don’t want any pervs getting off to you. They already probably bust to your photoshoots and shit.” Eddie said it so casually and it sent a pang of jealousy through you, who’s moans was he thinking of? As if reading you like a book, Eddie quickly said “but I don’t want some other girls moans on it either. So you see my problem.” You both paused trying to think of other ideas when it suddenly hit you. “Why don’t you record your moans, Eddie?” By the look on his face, you could tell the thought had already crossed his mind. Picking the blunt from his fingers you took a drag, feeling the slight burn in your lungs. “I think it’d make more sense, honestly. It’s you playing, it’s you making the guitar moan like that. It seems only fair you are the one who moans for real.” He stood up and snatched the blunt back from you, smirking before pulling and blowing the smoke out into the air above you. “You think so, baby?”

“Totally! And I think your fans would love it, you know how horny those freaks get for you” you joke, “it’d be so metal.” Eddie chuckles, agreeing with you as he wraps a hand around your waist. He took another drag and leaned down close to your mouth before blowing the smoke into yours. “You’re not gonna get jealous?” He asked in a patronizing tone, planting a quick kiss on your lips. You had to admit, you were known to have a bit of a habit to be possessive over Eddie, but who could blame you? He was perfect in every imperfect way and some of these “freaks”, as you had called them, didn’t know boundaries. Throwing themselves at him, trying to give him nudes and panties. You felt this almost feral possession over him you had never felt over anyone before. The first time someone had blatantly disrespected Eddie’s boundaries, practically pushing their tits in his face after he told them he had a girl five times, it ended in you having to be dragged off the girl and one of her shitty clip-on extensions in your hand.

Eddie’s laughter pulled you out of your thoughts, hand reaching down to your ass and pulling you closer while saying “it’s okay baby, I like it when you get jealous.” You rolled your eyes before responding with a muttered whatever and grabbed the back of his neck to feel his lips on yours. The kiss quickly got heated, feeling your tongue against his sent heat to both of your lower abdomens. He quickly pulled away before putting the blunt down and came back up to kiss you with even more passion. Your lips moved perfectly in sync against each other as your hands roamed each other's bodies. You felt his already hard cock press against you and reached down to palm him through his pants. The moan he let out at the contact was heavenly and made wetness pool in your panties. “Sound so beautiful, Eddie.”

He quickly pulled away panting as his eyes danced all over your face. He planted a wet kiss on your lips before pulling himself from you completely, walking over to the recording equipment and pressing the record button. Eddie grabbed your hand and dragged you into the booth saying “we gotta get as much as we can” in between kisses.

That’s how Corroded Coffin made waves with their newest single that had the sounds of their front man cumming accompanied by a sick guitar solo.

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shady-the-simp

2 years ago

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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shady-the-simp

2 years ago

Can't even remember if I already reblogged this, but even if I did, it deserves a second.

Hello! Can I request something with Schlatt? Ive binge read every post of your and oh my goooooddddd its just <3

Can the request with schlatt be suggestive/or nsfw, where schlatt is trying to get into kinks? (being new to it all). The kink can be anything you want, your writing is just so amazing. all the best!

also can i be, if its not taken, 🕷anon?

Hello friend! I really had to wrack my brain for this one, because I've got a list of kinks I could've pulled out here, haha. ^^; This one is a bit...out there, so please let me know if there's something else you would've liked to see! Enjoy!~

Please note: This is not what fully encompasses a session with this kink! Anything mentioned is extremely brief for the sake of the story! Thank you!

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When you first brought up the concept of your hypnosis kink with Schlatt, the man was...skeptical to say the least. Nobody really thought that stuff worked right? Nobody truly in their heart of hearts believed that some werido swinging a pocket watch around was gonna get them to listen to their every command...right?

Yet the more you talked to him about it, how it worked and how you would never ever dare to make him do something against his will, Schlatt started to consider it. It was going to take a lot of trust, but it was something he was willing to delve into with you. He finally approached you after what he felt was one of the longest days of his life, a pleading look in his golden eyes.

You had him sit in his favorite chair in the office, and while that, coupled with the soft, lulling music would've seemed normal, you couldn't help but be amused by the confusion painted across his features. "What's that for?" Schlatt asked in a slightly accusatory tone. He pointed at the dark, knotted toy that was stuck to his desk.

"Trust the process," you told him, kissing his fuzzy cheek sweetly. "Now just lean back and let me handle everything alright?" The ram squinted at you, hesitant already about this so-called "process". Yet he conceded, folding his hands together and leaning back.

"Good," you chirped, letting your voice take a slower, lower octave. "I want you to close your eyes for me Schlatt, just listen to my words for a few minutes." You watched him visibly relax in the chair, your voice working to calm him and verbally rub the knots out of his body.

"Take a few nice deep breaths for me now," you guided, watching as the feared president of Manburg melted under your words. Schlatt followed your instructions to a 't' as you watched with slight awe as his muscles tightened and loosened when you asked. You watched with delight when he slowly fell apart, fingers falling limp, jaw going slack. If one didn't know any better, they'd probably accuse him of falling asleep at work.

"Can you hear me Schlatt?" you tested softly, letting yourself undress as you spoke. You had a special plan for this stubborn ram and this little toy. You watched with rapt attention as he nodded slowly. "Very good. I want you to open your eyes and look at the toy on your desk."

Golden orbs that were glazed over opened just enough to lay sight to the object of attention. "Take notice of how it looks just a bit too similar doesn't it," you spoke, making sure your voice carried a level of certainty to it. You wanted him to believe you after all. "In fact, the longer you look, the all more familiar it becomes to your own cock. Every ridge and curve the exact same. And it's going to take the place of your cock Schlatt. Every single time you see me use this toy, all sensation will transfer to you. You won't be able to escape the pleasure when you see me stroking it or riding it. Do you understand?"

Once more, Schlatt nodded, letting his heavy eyelids fall shut once more. You chuckled softly, silently stepping over to rub at the base of his horns. "Very good sweet ram," you cooed. "Now I'm going to bring you up out of trance at the count of ten. You'll wake feeling very relaxed, like you just had the best nap of your life, remembering as little or as much of this as you'd like. Ready?"

The process of bringing Schlatt up out of trance was slow, but sure as you had told him, you speaking the word "ten" was like a gentle alarm clock the nudged him to full consciousness. The ram hybrid yawned loudly, stretching big as if he truly had just gotten up for the morning. You smiled brightly as his eyes opened, practically popping out of their sockets when he saw you naked with the toy in your hands.

"The hell did I miss?" Schlatt muttered, more to himself than you. Before he could consider what exactly happened that he couldn't recall, he watched your hand stroke up on the toy. A jolt of pleasure shot through his body like an arrow, his member twitching to life beneath his slacks. "Wh-what the fuck?"

You giggled deviously, letting saliva drip from your lips onto the toy as you continued to stroke it. An uncharacteristic high keen fell from Schlatt's lips as he bucked at the air. His memory finally caught up with his groggy state as he recalled your words from trance.

You watched eagerly as pleasure coursed through Schlatt's body with every movement you made on the toy. You continued stroking the silicon dick until you could see his thighs quiver with need. Slowly, purely just to tease, you let it slip between your legs. Both of you were moaning in unison, your ram from the pleasure of feeling you completely encompass him yet not at all, and you from the fullness of the toy.

When you started to move, Schlatt started to ramble. Words of praise, pleas for the you to "not fucking stop, dear god please don't stop," and more fell like the prettiest song you've ever heard. He was bucking his hips against nothing until he finally came, practically screaming out for you.

You slowed yourself to a halt, toy buried inside you and all, a knowing smile on your lips. "Had enough yet?" you smirked as you gingerly pulled the silicone from your aching hole. You yourself weren't done, but Schlatt very well may have been.

A cocky grin was what greeted you when you met his eyes. "Oh doll," he chuckled darkly, standing up to approach you. "We're just gettin' started with this little magic trick of yours."

Needless to say, Schlatt was very much a fan of your "magic trick".

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