Okay, But You Can’t Tell Me That This Doesn’t Seem Like A Jack Thurlow Thing

thinking abt changing my pfp but idk if i wanna get rid of danny 😭

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

Merry Christmas darling~🔞

Billy Lenz x f!reader 

Warnings: Somnophilia, Vulgar language, The nasties✨, Classic Billy, Head (f receiving), P in V, Porn without plot, Mommy kink

Word Count: >500

A/n: this one is quite short but a lot of fun to write! This was not recommended and writers block made this my post for today. Even though its short, I think its good. Enjoy! All the loves, Shady <3

!Minors DNI!

You awoke to the sound of slurping and you yelped at the intrusion between your legs. Billy groaned as he looked up at you to see you awake. He smiled against your cunt as he stuck his tongue out. He swirled his tongue around and sucked on your clit. You threw your head back, head still foggy from sleep. You arched your back as he stuck his tongue into your pussy and moved it around skillfully.

Your vision turned blurry and you crossed your eyes when you came. Your body writhed as he held your cunt flesh to his mouth, fluids splashing into his gaping maw. He swallowed your cum with a smile on his face. He murmured something intelligible as he sat up, wiping his face.

He lent up to kiss you as he struggled to undo his belt. He pulled off his sweater when he pulled out of the kiss and yanked off his pants while mumbling about "needing to fuck his pretty piggy". He planted desperate, sloppy kisses on your neck as he rutted his hips against your thigh. 

"Such a pretty s-slut~ Such a good girl, letting Billy ride her thigh like this- f-fuucccckkkk that feels so good!~" He moaned loudly, not caring if the other girls in the house heard. He tugged off his boxers and rubbed his tip against your entrance.

He groaned as he rubbed his shaft against your nether regions. He looked up at you as he pushed inside of you. He moaned your name when he reached the hilt, your breath hitching in your throat at the stretch. He started to pound into you at a fast pace, causing you to grip the sheets and almost scream in ecstasy. 

He smiled at you as he gripped onto the headboard, the whole bed creaking against the force of his thrusts. He gripped your hip as he fucked into you.

"Such a good piggy. Letting Billy fuck her dumb. Are you dick drunk already? Billy's juicy cock too much for you? How cute~" He moaned loudly as your cunt squeezed around him at his words. 

He fucked into you faster with a gorgeous flush on his cheeks, brows furrowed. His grip on the headboard was so tight, you could've sworn you heard it crack. 

"Fucking piggy cunt feels so good. Such a sloppy cunt. FUCK! Billy loves you soooo much! Mommy!~" That was the first time you heard him call you that.

In your lustful haze you called out to him. "C-call me thAT again." You moaned out.

Billy smiled at you and nodded happily. He started loudly moaning "Mommy!" and pounding into you. You could feel the coil in your stomach. 

Tighter.

Tighter.

Tighter!

"I'm gonna!-" You cut yourself off with a scream of his name. Billy moaned loudly and fucked you through your high and into his. He mumbled and quickly pulled out and covered your thighs and stomach in his cum. He panted and looked at the mess he made.

"Naughty Billy. Made such a big mess…" He mumbled under his breath. He grabbed a cloth and cleaned his mess up before collapsing beside you

"Merry Christmas darling~"

I couldn't help but imagine this as me and my friends. Me= y/n, Judy = Kate, Matt = Toby, JJ = Jeff

Toby: People who sleep without socks on make me worry

Kate: People who sleep WITH socks are not to be trusted

Jeff: People who sleep are weird

Y/n: I was a sock once

love you kai ur the best<33

EEEE

Everytime you show up in my inbox I squeal just a lil

MASTERLIST!

Jschlatt

Midnight babysitting- Part 1 Part 2

The Best Neighbor- Blurb

King!Schlatt blurb

The Schlatt Way (blurb)

Brahms Heelshire

Bathtime

Michael Myers

A Broken Promise

Collared

Thick (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Billy Lenz

A Lone Call

Charlie Walker

An Unforgettable Dream

Face Sitting

Killer!Reader Headcannons

Happy Tears

Too Tall

The Lion and The Loser (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Survival Tactics (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Pink Skirts (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

The Best Kind of Crazy (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Crazy in Love (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Only Friends (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Sweet Dreams (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Mask On, Mask Off (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Blood Lust (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Reverse Stalker (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Eddie Munson

Besties (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Gabriel (2014)

Like a Drug (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Ollie Sway

Creep (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Crowley (Good Omens)

Good morning

Bentley (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

I’ll Be Good (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

Aziraphale (Good Omens)

I’ll Be Good (Inbox, Coming Soon!)

For some reason, this VA sounds EXACTLY like charlie's voice-

AND HE DID A GHOSTFACE ONE

AHHHH

HOLY FUCK BRO-

felt like it cause i was bored ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@bvnnyblood @cc-luvr @spookitapes @roryculkinluvr @roryculkinsgf + whoever wants to <3

Tag Game

rules: go to pinterest and search "celebrity", "outfit", "quote", and "aesthetic". the first four photos that pop up are your vibe.

tagging: @drewstarkeyslut @drudyslut @rafesmuse @rafetopia @sugarcoatedstarkey @lyndys @thorsslxve @rvfecamerons @brioffthegrid @redhead1180 @moremaybank @lovelornanonymity @rafesgoldrings @proactivetypaperson @sadfury + whoever wants to 🫶

The best answer ever

Haha, ignore the fact that I'm hiding in the bathroom from my prof, but hear me out. The way Schlatt would be so soft and hide all his kinks the first time you two have sex and then you bring up how nice his hands look and he's like "...😐...😏"

And the way he would choke you is just- jdjebfkdndhfksbd

i’d hide from my professor too i can’t blame you 😭

as soon as you’d say that he’d ask to “c’mere” and when you turn to face him his hand wraps around your throat and just starts full on making out with you and jsnssssisuebwbeegdusksjehrydjhhsdh

holy mother of god that charlie smut did things to me

hehehehe I'm glad

gorgeous <3