The Obsession Is Growing >:)

Yours, Now, and Forever.

in which regency! era wilbur and you hate each other’s guts.

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hi. this is my baby. i have cried and have had sleepless nights over this fic, trying to make it perfect. it is the best goddamn thing i have ever written, and i beg of you to be nice to it. please, if you like it, share it. i’m begging on my knees. i have never loved anything i’ve written as much as i love this. if people love it enough, i will probably take blurbs for specific scenes from another pov, or blurbs of life after marriage. but i am begging, treat my baby well. 

huge thank you’s to caroline, zone, and lyss. lyss for inspiring me to begin writing again after almost two years, zone for being my proofreader, and my sweet sweet caroline for giving me the idea for the fic and letting me torture her with ideas. i love all of you, tysm. please please please enjoy.

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Your mother toddled round the seamstresses shop, fabrics in hand. “Oh! I almost tripped over the silk. What a shame that would have been to ruin such a fine fabric, especially with how well it compliments your skin tone.” She held it up to your face as you stood on the raised platform.

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Came.

Imagine rough sex with eds and you guys just break the bed and you have to tell wayne

✶ ┄ BROKEN BEDS !

summary: you and eddie break his bed. the worst part is having to tell wayne. pairing: eddie munson / f!reader warning: smut! eddie being the cutest human alive! a wild appearance from uncle wayne! 18+ mdni! a/n: i need everyone to know that when i wrote this draft, i titled it "breaking bed" and it made me chuckle a lil. anyway, thanks for your request anon! enjoy xoxo

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when eddie muson fucks, he fucks like a wild animal

he grunts with each of his rough thrusts, brown eyes somehow darker with lust while his untamed curls cling to his sweaty forehead

and you just let him drill into you because, truth be told, you love him this way

you hold the backs of your thighs and keep yourself wide open for him while he fucks so deeply into you

he leans over you, one hand white-knuckled where it grips his headboard, and the other wrapped around your throat

not tight enough to choke you exactly, but to make sure your eyes stay locked on his as he fucks you for all your worth

the headboard slams into the wall in time with each of his thrusts, rhythmic bang bang bangs that you’d be scared are leaving a dent in the wall if eddie wasn’t making you feel so good

he tilts your jaw to the side to expose your neck to him

and he hides his face in the sweaty crook of it, seeking refuge there while he nips and suckles at the warmed skin

you just keep begging for him to go harder and deeper and faster as he fucks you more and more stupid

and eddie complies without question

he revels in the way you keen each time he pounds into you and how your face scrunches up and your back arches for him

your toes curl and your legs tense up so hard they start to quiver

and right when you’re about to come, the bed suddenly jolts and dips beneath you, accompanied by loud crashing sound

it scares the shit out of you and you squeal while eddie lets out a grunt of surprise

because his bed just fucking broke

and it isn’t the most surprising thing in the world, the thing is about as old as he is

but it does take the two of you off guard 

all you can do in the moment is laugh about it

and eddie barely wastes another second before he starts fucking you again

because his bed is already broken, who cares if it gets more fucked up?

plus he knew how close you were to your orgasm and you just look so pretty when you come <3

the worst part about it though is telling wayne

because there’s no way he’s not going to notice

and eddie can’t exactly sleep on a crooked bed

so he just comes up with the shittiest excuse known to man “so the thing is... i was… jumping on the bed…”

wayne furrows his brows “the hell were you doing jumping on your bed?”

“well, you see, i was just, you know… trying to… heal my inner child…”

“…what the fuck does that mean?”

but, like, obviously wayne knows

typically you’re good at keeping eddie in check and sometimes he can hear you saying you don’t want to fuck while wayne’s in the house

and that’s a part of the reason he likes you so much bc you don’t want to put him through that trauma

but you guys are young and in love and sometimes keeping your hands off of each other feels like the hardest thing in the world

so he knows exactly how the bed broke

but hearing eddie trying to lie about it is the funniest thing on the planet

shopping for a new bed frame is easily the most adult thing you and eddie have ever done

and the only one he can afford is a star wars themed one in the children’s section

eddie groans and acts annoyed about having to get one that’s so childish but you know he secretly loves it

because the headboard is shaped like the cock pit of the millennium falcon with lightsabers painted on the foot of the bed

you try to put it together without wayne’s help while he’s at work

and you’re like “how long do you give it before we break this one?”

“an hour if you wine and dine me first <3”

have any blurb requests? send em here if you want!

Made it a gif <3

DONT FUCKING DO THIS TO ME RN

HOLY SHIT THAT ANON WAS RIGHT, MYTHOS DOES SOUND LIKE DANNY

LISTEN TO THE BEGGING AND WHIMPERS

IF ONLY IN MY DREAMS

Streamer Danny AU 👀

THE WHIMPERING AT THE END IS SO ON BRAND

HES SO SWEET AND CUTE

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IVE BEEN WANTING TO MAKE ONE OF THOSE! Absolutely <3 (Reply to this post if you want to be added too :))

how is he always flawless tf

literally looks like an angel i’m gonna cum n die afterwards. he’s so so pretty n beautiful. his hair in a bun.

It'll be up sometime this week ;)

dilf!schlatt with young adult!reader who babysits his daughter every weekend while he’s out on business trips. dilf!schlatt who starts to notice how good of a parent you would be to his sweet little girl. dilf!schlatt making up excuses for you to come over his house and spend the night. dilf!schlatt railing the shit out of you after you put his daughter to bed and him covering your mouth with his hand in order to keep you quiet.

sorry i’m very tired and very horny and i haven’t stopped thinking about this :)

YES OH MY GOD IMMEDIATELY! I am 100 percent doing this right now. This is only part one ;)

Warnings: Basically just one use of "fucking"

Part 2 coming soon...

Midnight Babysitting

You were startled awake by a phone ringing. Schlatt. He was the only one who could be calling you at 11 pm. Whether it was to tell him what to read to her, or coming over because he just couldn't get her to eat her dinner, it had to be him.

Of course, he was the only one whose house you would visit at 11 pm as well.

"Hello?" You didn't realize just how groggy you sounded until you spoke.

"Hey, I'm really sorry to be calling you this late, but Lily won't go to bed. I've tried everything and she just won't stop talking about you so I had to call you." The fake guilt just pouring from his lips as he continued.

"Yeah, no problem, I can come help."

"Are you sure? Because I can keep trying if you wa-"

"J, you called me at eleven, woke me up, and arent expecting me to come? You must be out of your fucking mind. I'll be there in ten."

Screaming, crying, creaming, passing out, dying, gripping the sheets, rolling the eyes, legs shaking, eyes watering, overstimulated, moaning, back arching, hand holding, wall shaking, neighbors concerned, drooling, headboard breaking, hospital trip, bruises for days, mouth watering, absolutely fucking gorgeous cock you got there.

Me rn:

Girls, girls. A tip for you: maximum brightness of your phone screen and then you will have a hint of the… hum… “thickness” 😈

looking out for the tweam! <3

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RORY! 34 years and i’m still hopelessly crushing on this man for the last 3… (actually more like 12 but i wanted to seem normal hehe)

Slender: Where are you going?

Y/N: To get ice cream or to commit a felony. I'll decide in the car.