XD Its 3 A.m. Wtf Am I Doing With My Life... I HAVE A PSYCHOLOGY DEGREE FFS

XD its 3 a.m. wtf am I doing with my life... I HAVE A PSYCHOLOGY DEGREE FFS

BEN: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them. y/n: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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2 years ago

The way I just went 🍅 in the middle of chem class...

i want sub!schlatt to rail the living fuck out of me while he’s being praised and it js motivates him to go harder

(can i be 👣 anon plz)

you can't squirm out of his embrace as his entire body is holding you down. occasionally he'll move his big hands off your arms, as he likes to feel your desperate grasps at his shoulders. his harsh hands groping soft spots you weren't even aware you had. the feeling of being absolutely full as he fucks in and out of you relentlessly. your mind is foggy and the only thing you can really do is moan for him, calling him your sweet boy as he pounds into you. and you both noticed the harder and deeper he went, the more he was praised.

‘good boy,’ you manage to say as soft and endearing as possible, practically bouncing on his cock from how hard he was fucking you. ‘doing so well for me. you’re filling me up so good..’

he can’t help but let out little yea’s and yes’s with each time he his cock goes into you, desperate for your approval. ‘i’m a good boy,’ he replies, under his breath. ‘i’m a good boy for you.’

embarrassed to be acting so submissive, he attempts at keeping his voice down. though, that stops easily when he gets close to finishing inside you.. how good would he be then?

1 year ago

DUUDEEE THIS SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE THE REQUEST I SENT IN TO @icarus-star ITS CRAZY

HDISJCLSNCNS

DUUDEEE THIS SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE THE REQUEST I SENT IN TO @icarus-star ITS CRAZY

(And at like the 23:40 mark i love the part where i goes “but i obeyed your command. i didn’t touch myself” ITS SO FUCKING CUTE IDK WHY JSKSKOAN)


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2 years ago

Mhm

is anyone else on a random rory culkin kick rn

2 years ago

Okay ummm what about a Billy Lenz X reader who is just as nasty as him? I always see fics of billy being… well Billy and calling the reader a filthy piggy and the reader always has the same reaction to it. So I think it would be funny if they were like him and called him things like that and stuff- idk this sounds kinda stupid now that I’m reading it over again but oh well hopefully you understand what I mean :,)

Alright anon, my love <3. I hope you enjoy!

Warnings: explicit language, dirty talk, submissive male, mutual maturbation, masturbation, female reader, phone sex and any more I forgot

Billy always called the sorority when he felt that strange feeling build up in his stomach. He usually felt it after watching you, even when you did the most mundane of things. Like that time he hid in your closet and rubbed one out while you studied for an upcoming exam. Every time he called you never answered, even though he hoped you would.

He never thought you could be as naughty as him.

"Y/N! We're going to the store! Do you need anything?" Barb called out from the door.

"Just some smokes!" You yelled back, not raising your head from the book you were focused on.

"Way ahead of you..." She murmured before closing the door as the rest of the house left. You turned back to your book. It was getting to the good part, the killer chasing the poor girl through the streets. As you pictured the scene in your head, you felt a tingling between your legs. You rubbed your thighs together in hopes to get some sort of relief.

Little did you know, the brown haired man was watching you from the attic, stroking his cock at a furious pace, trying to bring himself to climax. He cried out as he came into his hands, but it wasn't all of it. He whimpered as he tried again, but his attempts were for naught. He slowly crawled over to the phone, picking it up and calling the number of the house.

You heard the phone rings and you put you book down, sighing as you walked down the stairs. You picked up the Phone and heard moaning from the other end.

"Hah~ Pretty piggy! Hahaha! You finally answered!" You heard the crazed voice yell into the receiver.

"Oh yeah? You touching yourself? Your stupid fucking cock all hard for me?" The moans amplified on the other end as you degraded him.

"Oh fuck!~ Pretty p-piggy! So naughty, just like Billy! Hahaha- fuck!" His moans interrupted his maniacal laughter.

You hated to admit it, but his moans turned you on.

"God, your disgusting Billy. Its cute~" You moaned into the receiver to rile him up.

"B-billy...cute?" He asked in between his moans.

"Yes Billy, you're cute." You said into the receiver as you slipped your hand into your pants.

"N-AH!" He yelled out as he came, body writhing in pleasure.

"There you go slut, let it all out~"

I hope this is what you meant Anon! All the loves -Kai <3


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2 years ago

JJ: Why the fuck are you moving so fast?

*Me, maneuvering around the kitchen, making a strawberry milk*

Me: I need to get it done before the poptarts po- NOOO

*The poptarts pop, and I drop to my knees, literally sobbing*

JJ: Wtf is wrong with you

Credit to @certifiedleashchild


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2 years ago

Okayyyy *Shakey breathing intensifies*

“Fuck, do that again”-EDWARD FUCKING MUNSON😮‍💨😮‍💨 im cumming

2 years ago

BRUH

UHH SCHLATT JUST KILLED ME ON COD??? HELLO??? IS THIS REAL? IM IN GENUINE SHOCK

2 years ago

Masky @toby: thats not a phone thats a dinosaur

2 years ago

I am so sorry about that long hiatus, I was in Alaska all week and didn't have any internet. But I'm back and ready to answer asks!


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Kai, She/They and fucking horny for fictional murderers, Currently obsessed with The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, and Motley 🫀

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