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I just saw a man sitting on the foot path with 4 perfect even spaced pigeons all sitting in the same pose like they were together like this
wine nights with james! this is their first one. i imagine they mostly get together to rant about rude customers at the restaurant. jessie tries to join but is usually out after the first glass
one day you'll wake up and think, "life is okay". it'll happen gradually. you'll start to notice flowers blooming in a new light. your evening shower will be a sweet refuge. your morning coffee will warm your soul. things will seem bright and beautiful, and you'll wonder how you ever wanted to leave such lovely things behind
a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.
You ever think about how earl grey tea got it's name? Like, did Earl just make a tea so fucking grey but so fucking good it was just straight up "My good sir, you must try Earl's Grey Tea, it's simply divine" like my homie saying "I made my famous boiled gaterade and mountain dew tea" and me saying to someone "Wow check out Patricks Blue tea" as a result, like wow we really fucking do just say shit and it becomes so deep into the lore of the world that nobody fucking knows why it's called it anymore.
Found on Zillow- somebody doesn’t know how to build stairs. Those shelf brackets must have a weight limit. (Not to mention that they look like hell.)
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8515-Frederick-Rd-Ellicott-City-MD-21043/37022350_zpid/
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