stuart: sorry i punched you
paul: sorry i stole your boyfriend
I have no explanation for this. (Og video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pia4bPDyTD4)
Words of wisdom. Submitted by @uh-oh-ringo-time
the floor: needs sweeping
george harrisons guitar:
Credit: @unfinstory
George and Ringo: *holding hands*
John: hah gay
George: you and Paul were literally making out five minutes ago.
John: and you looked. haha gay
current mood: Dustin Hoffman in The Graduate floating in a tube in the bright blue pool, staring up at the sky with his sunglasses and a downtrodden expression while Simon and Garfunkel's "The Sound of Silence" plays in the background
elvis presley: never stopped shaking his hips, but parents stopped caring. still doing shows and stuff like paul mccartney and bruce springsteen do.
john lennon: still super politically opinionated, except he has a twitter now. donald trump has a public feud with him. enjoys the "dicks out" meme.
marilyn monroe: misquoted 90% less often than she is now. was a cast member on the golden girls. charity founder.
kurt cobain: "i didn't fuckin predict trump would be president" + he too enjoys the "dicks out" meme.
freddie mercury: eventually did come out as bi, and not because he thought he was about to die. still a member of queen. supports the struts. hangs out at cafes just cause.
james dean: most recognized actor ever. seriously. imagine his legacy if he'd lived to be in more than just 3 films. currently an unstoppably bisexual little old retired man. aww.
buddy holly: happy grandfather. still wearing the thick rimmed glasses.
sid vicious: in fucking jail.
Buddy Holly is one of the easiest singers to imitate.
All you have to do is hiccup through whatever song you sing