If Celebrities Who Died In The 20th Century Were Alive In 2017

if celebrities who died in the 20th century were alive in 2017

elvis presley: never stopped shaking his hips, but parents stopped caring. still doing shows and stuff like paul mccartney and bruce springsteen do.

john lennon: still super politically opinionated, except he has a twitter now. donald trump has a public feud with him. enjoys the "dicks out" meme.

marilyn monroe: misquoted 90% less often than she is now. was a cast member on the golden girls. charity founder.

kurt cobain: "i didn't fuckin predict trump would be president" + he too enjoys the "dicks out" meme.

freddie mercury: eventually did come out as bi, and not because he thought he was about to die. still a member of queen. supports the struts. hangs out at cafes just cause.

james dean: most recognized actor ever. seriously. imagine his legacy if he'd lived to be in more than just 3 films. currently an unstoppably bisexual little old retired man. aww.

buddy holly: happy grandfather. still wearing the thick rimmed glasses.

sid vicious: in fucking jail.

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