Cultural Impact

if celebrities who died in the 20th century were alive in 2017

elvis presley: never stopped shaking his hips, but parents stopped caring. still doing shows and stuff like paul mccartney and bruce springsteen do.

john lennon: still super politically opinionated, except he has a twitter now. donald trump has a public feud with him. enjoys the "dicks out" meme.

marilyn monroe: misquoted 90% less often than she is now. was a cast member on the golden girls. charity founder.

kurt cobain: "i didn't fuckin predict trump would be president" + he too enjoys the "dicks out" meme.

freddie mercury: eventually did come out as bi, and not because he thought he was about to die. still a member of queen. supports the struts. hangs out at cafes just cause.

james dean: most recognized actor ever. seriously. imagine his legacy if he'd lived to be in more than just 3 films. currently an unstoppably bisexual little old retired man. aww.

buddy holly: happy grandfather. still wearing the thick rimmed glasses.

sid vicious: in fucking jail.

“what kind of girl do you like?”

“john’s wife.”

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da

George Harrison, Pattie Boyd, John Lennon, and Cynthia Lennon on holiday in Tahiti, 1964. 2/2

Source: Michael Ochs Archives

[click to enlarge]

that is just maths

Them: Who’s your favorite Beatle?

Me: