paul and john: *play fighting*
paul: *takes john's glasses off*
john (panicking): without my glasses i feel naked!
circa 1950s, hangin @ john’s house
stuart: i know nobody asked for my advice-
paul: and yet you’re talking
stuart: -but i agree with paul
paul: let’s hear him out
Doc: You’re not gonna get triggered by someone calling you chicken, right?
Marty:
Paul: I’m so tired. I didn’t get a lick of sleep last night.
George: You know, if you can’t sleep it usually means someone is thinking about you.
Paul: Who would be thinking about me at 3 am?
John: *gay panic*
George: What time is it? I need to be home before sundown.
John:*looks at him with suspicion* Said every vampire ever.
me to time traveler visiting 2019: alright,then tell me,future boy, who's president of the United States in 2030?
time traveler: Keanu Reeves
me: kEANU rEEvES?! ThE aCToR???!!
everybody go home this is the best tweet of the day
security breach out of context
this again 🦊🐶 – ep.9
has this been done before