Circa 1950s, Hangin @ John’s House

Everything’s a little gay if you just believe

me & v 1231 & 1230 🥳

It’s pumpkin dance man! October is a good month.

Feel free to check out my shop!

Edit: pumpkin dance sticker sheets are up in my shop!

I fear for all of you

Me at Area 51 escaping with a stolen time machine so I can go to 1984 and chill on the BTTF set

“What’s your favourite Beatles song?”

Broke: Hey Jude

Woke: The Humpty Dumpty rap

every time i listen to dearest by buddy holly i have to consciously force myself to hear “umm yeah” instead of “nyah” 

the reason why i live

joe via Instagram

if celebrities who died in the 20th century were alive in 2017

elvis presley: never stopped shaking his hips, but parents stopped caring. still doing shows and stuff like paul mccartney and bruce springsteen do.

john lennon: still super politically opinionated, except he has a twitter now. donald trump has a public feud with him. enjoys the "dicks out" meme.

marilyn monroe: misquoted 90% less often than she is now. was a cast member on the golden girls. charity founder.

kurt cobain: "i didn't fuckin predict trump would be president" + he too enjoys the "dicks out" meme.

freddie mercury: eventually did come out as bi, and not because he thought he was about to die. still a member of queen. supports the struts. hangs out at cafes just cause.

james dean: most recognized actor ever. seriously. imagine his legacy if he'd lived to be in more than just 3 films. currently an unstoppably bisexual little old retired man. aww.

buddy holly: happy grandfather. still wearing the thick rimmed glasses.

sid vicious: in fucking jail.