Reblog To Give A Trans Woman A Delicious Cuban Sandwich

Creamy dinner:phallic breakfast

You’re like a little ant I’m gonna put you in my toothbrush so you think you’re stuck in the woods but everyone will know that you aren’t and they’ll laugh at you

How I look trying to find my glasses that are on my face

Rotating on that dick like it’s a sit n’ spin. Or a hot dog on the hot dog roller

Melatonin Trumps fuck ass inauguration outfit is taking me out

on tumblr people will say "yeah i've got 7 mental illnesses" then call you schizo for the most mundane symptoms and on reddit people will say "i'm a slightly awkward introvert" and you go to their profile to see their post history and they have mental health issues you didn't know god could create

Being like. Post-suicidal is so strange. Like hiiiii everybody im new I spent a good chunk of my life languishing and have like 3 or 4 lived experiences. But now I'm ready to fuck and party or whatever. Can we be friends. Im so happy to be here. Can we be friends

i was today years old when i learned that you can rub your crotch until something really good happans

as a small child my favourite activity was the kubrick stare