Did Pre Ice Warren Just Reference The Musical Cats

I invented a Clive cocktail,

Ingredients

* A cup of cold coffee (expresso)

* Two shots of jäger cold brew

Instructions

Make some coffee

Add ice cubes

Add two shots jäger cold brew

Shake

Serve with a handful of amphetamines

here are my favorite real things that happen on person of interest

the ai is lesbian coded

the main guy reese is widely known as "the kneecap guy" because he shoots people's kneecaps out

the other main guy finch lives in a library. reese at one point gives him a dog. the dog eats books. reese is aware of this when he gifts the dog

they kidnap a baby and then have to raise it for an episode

reese gets two cops who are partners to do things for him but refuses to tell each one about the other person, so joss (played by taraji p henson) and fusco (this is actually his name) spend an entire season going "john I think they're onto me. I think they suspect i'm working for you." and he just goes "don't worry about it". he does this entirely to fuck with them

the show's evil hot lesbian villain root threatens to torture the show's bisexual sociopath shaw with an iron. it is their meetcute

at one point the dog in question is being used to threaten reese’s life. so they adopt it. fusco has a ball gag on during this scene

the dog eats a first edition isaac asimov

the cia and the fbi have a turf war

the cia and fbi both completely fail to capture this one dude, whose name and face they know, for two years

some fucking guy spends an entire season trying to take down the mafia while fucking with the duo and then when he goes to jail one of them just straight up plays chess with him weekly

the aforementioned evil hot lesbian root tries to kidnap and almost kills finch in the first episode they meet. she becomes a main character

shaw and root steal reese's grenade launcher

reese's backstory is that he straight up killed a man for domestically abusing his ex

one of them gets drugged on ecstacy and dances to a microwave about to explode

they live in a subway basement for a year

the creator of the lesbian coded ai has entirely bird aliases

I'm taking painkillers again and I get impulse to make memes

I would love a Clive pet.

Like no Clive, stop trying to fight ginger people

Please Clive, stop barking at the postie.

Oh for god sake Clive stop pissing on my rug.

“I can’t- …put me back… please just put me back…”

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Random Scottish guy that runs the cafe place is my new favourite character the guy knows what he's doing and I respect him for that. I would work there.

If Bryony Halbech has million number of fans i am one of them . if Bryony Halbech has ten fans i am one of them. if Bryony Halbech has only one fan that is me . if Bryony Halbech has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth . if the world is against Bryony Halbech, i am against the world. i love #Bryony Halbech till my last breath.. .. Die Hard fan of Bryony Halbech. Hit Like If you Think Bryony Halbech is the Best Scientist In the world

If you're like me and going though withdraw from red valley give The Effect a listen to.

The effect is on BBC sounds but there is also a copy on YouTube. It's originally a play so I'll be keeping an eye out for a live version.

It's a lot more romance forward than red valley and less sci-fi but still good and has different themes.

Spoilers for season 3 episode 2

The idea of our boy Clive huffing liquid gold, or rage before a meeting is so funny. Like dude are you 15 and in maths class?