I Wanna See A Shrek Universe Deep Dive Where Instead Of Using An Iceberg To Show All The Layers They

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

Mario

Cosas de chinos

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

You’ve been hit by 🔪

You’ve been struck by 🔪

A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪

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...OH!

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WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME WE COULD DO THAT?????

[tumblr] WHY DO YOU JUST HAVE THIS FEATURE LAYING AROUND

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me throwing the canterbury tales across the room: flying chaucer

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

New ask game:

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you what your trademark ™️ is. Like, what’s that thing that really identifies you.

That's actually a common misconception! A hanging chad is a type of lizard; a dangling participle is actually a species of fish.

A dangling participle is a kind of lizard.