Cosas De Chinos

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

Online Political Strategy Geniuses: You don't get it-- you can't just vote about one issue like "should the United States relentlessly murder children". Because if you do that, you're throwing other vulnerable people under the bus, like trans people. The best people to protect trans people are child-murderers, we all know this!!

Kamala: *asked a question about whether she wants to protect trans people, twitching nervously* I think laws are where democracy sheds light on our decencies but also we must mitigate our risks, which means that under the current circumstances, we must be respectful of perspectives. Is Donald Trump forcing you to ask me this???

Look how excited she is to answer this question!!! (X)

when something’s kinda rad, but not too rad

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

Wouldn't it be a real tragedy if the AI trying to read federal employees list of 5 things they accomplished last week had to wade through tons of sign ups for spam?

Hr@opm.gov

four ham.

having money is so fucked up what do i do with it

This is not a shitpost. It is, however, a shit post.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

it's a poll to find out the ratio of what kind of users exist on tumblr pls reblog