I changed my mind: I am going to post my analysis of “Epilogue”, because you people seem like you could use some positivity.
(copy-pasted from a message, so it’s maybe a little disjointed. apologies)
it’s That Scene™ from Electroma. Thomas’ gone—but Guy-Man played a role in it. So, that = they’re done as a band, but it was a mutual (and maybe difficult) decision, one made among *friends*. that’s why it had to be Thomas’ death specifically—Guy-Man’s death was solo; Thomas’ was collaborative. then, we get Guy-Man walking away to “Touch”. as @madlyfluffy pointed out, something important happens (or, rather, doesn’t)—Guy-Man doesn’t die. to me, this choice indicates that while DP may be no more, that doesn’t mean *Thomas and Guy-Man* are done—as friends, as a collaborative unit, whatever.
and it’s *vital* to note how “Touch” was used. the video doesn’t end with Paul William’s devastating final verse. it’s a new mix (!!!), repeating the chorus to the end. love never ends—and love is the answer, and love is home. there’s no pain or acrimony here. there’s only love and acceptance.
on that note, there’s the “1993–2021” card. the fact that they’ve got their hands together shows they’ve gone together in unity. (aside: Idk if you saw, but Warren Fu, who designed the card, said DP worked on it *together* with him. again, I have no reason to believe there’s any ill will here. just acceptance of finality.)
(something that came to me after writing the message: Daft Punk’s final piece could very well have been that mix of “Touch”. they went out on a note of love.)
Some doodles bc I was bored
LMAO I FOUND MY THEORY SHEETS
FUCK YEAHHHHH
I called it I CALLED IT
Last fucking YEAR I CALLED HIS NAME AND DAMMIT I WAS RIGHT
ASAAAAAAAA
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baicalellia_daftpunka
“Baicalellia daftpunka is a species of rhabdocoel flatworm. Its type locality is Clover Point, in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada. The specific name comes from the electronic music duo Daft Punk, known for their signature helmets; their name reflects their helmet-shaped stylets.” — Wikipedia
Every year the Metropolitan Museum of Art throws a big fancy fashion party with a theme seemingly picked solely for the ASTOUNDING potential to dazzle, and every year 90% of the attendees fail to clear even the most minimum of bars. This is one of those years, because it is every year.
BUT, that 10% who actually went for something went pretty dang FOR IT this particular May, an IMPROVEMENT over last, and we’re here for it. We being my bff Jen and I.
Jen: I’m in it for the Opulent Imagery™ Jen: Angel wings and tall hats and people doing their best cosplay of Jude Law Jen: Rihanna comes dressed as the entire Ghent Altarpiece, etc. Me: C O R R E C T
HERE ARE SOME OF OUR FAVORITE LOOKS
**Caveat: I do not give a flying buttress if it skews more Byzantine or Eastern Orthodox than strictly Catholic, just make it loud.
RIHANNA
Jen: it’s everything I wanted.
CARA DELEVINGNE
CONFESS, but make it FASHION
CARDI B
Holy Mother of—
LILY COLLINS
I don’t know who the hell this is but I LOVE this little goth number, YES. And saint tear-drop eyes!
LANA DEL REY
GUCCI SERAPHIM, HEART ARROWS, I feel weak.
ZENDAYA OF ARC
I mean lead us into battle, christ.
CHADWICK BOSEMAN
Finally, a fucking VESTMENT.
JORDAN ROTH
Okay okay a few dudes actually showed up!
ARIANA GRANDE
She’s wearing the goddamn Sistine Chapel and looks adorable, this is just so likable what do you even do
GRETA GERWIG
Whaaaaaaat yes, yes u went to Catholic school, girl! This is nuts I like it.
DONALD GLOVER
Me: But like, again, great color Donald Glover but, a suit? Jen: NO NO THE BACK OF IT Jen: They don’t show it in that picture, which is a travesty
Me: Oh SHIT Me: AND HIS LITTLE TWO FINGER PAPAL GESTURE LIKE A PEACE SIGN
KATE BOSWORTH
This is stunning, and Very art history
Sub Category: Stand-Out Headpieces
Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Lynda Carter, Janelle Monáe, Amber Heard
Okay, in conclusion:
- way more commitment than last year, pls keep it going - I know I’m missing some peeps but it’s laaate I gotta turn in - none of them had the sand to go as slutty St. Sebastian so men are Canceled
Bonjour 🇫🇷 Daft CUNTS 🤖🤖it’s 9/9 today and u know what that means 😜 it’s been almost 2️⃣0️⃣ years since daddies guy manuel de HOEmem christo 🥖and thomASS bangCOCKter 🥑 had their big human dicks 🍆🍆turned into robot ones 🤖🤖😳 that’s right ever since 1️⃣9️⃣9️⃣9️⃣ its been a piece of 🥐 to plug in to that 🔌DICKNOLOGIC and 🎶GET LUCKY🎶so if you can’t wait to get RAWED 🎵ONE MORE TIME🎵by some ROBOT COCK 🎸then send this to 15 of your sluttiest punks 👩🎤👨🎤 if you get 0️⃣ back ur a boring daft bitch, if u get 5️⃣ back u’ll find some DIGITAL LOVE 📟❤️ if u get 1️⃣0️⃣ back ur getting pounded HARDER BETTER FASTER and STRONGER 💪 if u get 1️⃣5️⃣ back u’ll get 💾R.A.Mmed by cocks all AROUND THE 🌎 share in 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds or your pussy won’t be getting tix 🎫 to 🔺ALIVE 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣7️⃣🔺
Fam if you need to vent about DaPu I got you— we all in it together 🤖♥️🤖
hell yeah ✊😔 dafts and punks unite
Damn wait there might actually be 12 of us
Hey I’m still a huge daft punk fan that needs friends too. I’m so sad the fandom is quite dead atm....
All 12 of us in the fandom need to unite while we can before we’re all eradicated
△ creepy/cryptid/odd shit ◢ ◤PLEASE TALK SHIT WITH ME I NEED FRIENDSAsks please I’m begging
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