I Love Gaboon Vipers Why Do They Move Like That

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

Did you know that there's another Chocolate Guy called Kris Zhaokai?

NEED!

Twitter OP is the one making them, by the way.

Symbolism in Writing

Weather Symbolism

Rain: cleansing, sadness, renewal, obstacles

Sunshine: happiness, hope, clarity, energy

Storms: conflict, turmoil, dramatic change

Snow: purity, stillness, coldness, isolation

Fog: confusion, mystery, uncertainty

Wind: change, freedom, unrest, communication

Animal Symbolism

Eagle: freedom, vision, strength, courage

Lion: bravery, power, leadership, pride

Dove: peace, love, innocence, spirituality

Wolf: loyalty, cunning, survival, community

Snake: transformation, danger, temptation, wisdom

Butterfly: transformation, beauty, impermanence

Plant Symbolism

Rose: love, beauty, passion, secrecy

Oak Tree: strength, endurance, wisdom

Willow Tree: sadness, flexibility, resilience

Lotus Flower: purity, enlightenment, rebirth

Ivy: friendship, fidelity, eternity

Cactus: endurance, protection, warmth

Object Symbolism

Mirror: self-reflection, truth, illusion

Key: opportunity, secrets, freedom

Bridge: connection, transition, overcoming obstacles

Candle: hope, spirituality, life, guidance

Clock: time, mortality, urgency

Mask: disguise, deception, concealment

Number Symbolism

One: beginnings, unity, individuality

Two: partnership, balance, duality

Three: creativity, growth, completeness

Four: stability, order, foundation

Five: change, adventure, unpredictability

Seven: mystery, spirituality, luck

Season Symbolism

Spring: renewal, birth, growth, hope

Summer: vitality, abundance, joy, freedom

Autumn: change, maturity, decline, reflection

Winter: death, stillness, introspection, endurance

Light and Darkness Symbolism

Light: knowledge, purity, safety, enlightenment

Darkness: ignorance, evil, mystery, fear

Shadow: the unconscious, secrets, mystery

Twilight: ambiguity, transition, mystery

Element Symbolism

Fire: passion, destruction, energy, transformation

Water: emotion, intuition, life, change

Earth: stability, grounding, fertility, growth

Air: intellect, communication, freedom, change

Mcytblr favourite (cursed) posts

This is supposed to be an archive for myself for my favourite cursed posts I've been collecting over the times. I might add to this in the future.

(click here to check if it has been updated)

If some posts that are really funny are missing it's because I probably haven't seen them (Or can't find them).

Some of these might be a little nsfw

Mumbo is Grian's cat

Hey Wilbur (Absolute classic. This post is from 2019. 2019.)

Schlattbur shipper

Is C!Jschlatt heterophobic?

C!Wilbur is a whore (mpreg)

Dream SMP family tree

Grian's top surgery

C!Tubbo's execution (mpreg) (a personal favourite of mine)

The reason why Bee duo got Michael (mpreg)

Tubbo's execution was his top surgery (mpreg)

C!Wilbur swallowed Sally's eggs (mpreg)

Sootcest (updated again)

Sootcest flag

Thicc Grian Tuesday

[Closed RP]

The Tapeworm Post

The Tapeworm Post (SBI Edition)

The Tapeworm Post (Hermitcraft Edition)

The Tapeworm Post (Empires SMP Edition)

The Tapeworm Post (except there's no tapeworms and Y/N is pregnant)

Dream impregnated Lil Nas X (mpreg)

Call Grian Irrelevant— (with probably the funniest reblog from the op after I made my addition to it):

You are Mark, you are my husband, and I will not support these- these childish delusions!

Gay High School (Ⅰ. Ⅱ. Ⅲ. Ⅳ)

Can We Pretend the Airplanes in the Night Sky Are Like Shooting Stars?

How Wilbur Got His Name (mpreg)

A collection of Penis SMP posts I've made before

THE IMAGE WAS AN ACCIDENT (Penis SMP)

C!Wilbur sand popsicles (I know there are others on the list that can kinda be considered nsfw but please believe me when I say this one is on another level)

MILF Grian Monday

Dream SMP Furbies

Oops! All DILFs!

Redza

Dad Kisser Doc Donnerstag

Dad Kisser Doc Donnerstag (updated and explained)

Treebark Puppies (mpreg)

My Werewolf Boyfriend

Fuschia Fishfuckers (by popular demand)

Scott is a Slut masterpost (with explanation and links to the important posts)

The Whoreslut Survey

The Hermitcraft "Kickability" study

The Hermitcraft Microwavability Study

The Official Hermitblr Gay Sex Survey

Dream SMP Tumblr Sexyman

3rd Life/Last Life Tumblr Sexyman

How did the fish breathe and wilbur also breathe? (Version 1｜Version 2)

yeah these two definitely fucked

Mumbo is on his period

Stellar Knockers, My Guy! (X Tiddy Tuesday)

Look on My Works, Ye Mighty, and Despair!

Trafficblr's version of that quackbur drawing you know which one

Techno Potato Blade

So Let Me Be and I'll Set You Free: (Dream SMP Las Nevadas / Dream SMP Pogtopia / Grian's 100h hardcore server / 3rd life smp / Smajor1995 / Jschlatt / Dream SMP Sapnap & Dream / Dream SMP SBI + Bee Duo and Mumza / Dream SMP Ponk, Sam and Foolish / Empires SMP Wither Rose Alliance / Dream SMP Wilbur / 100hrs hardcore version 2 / Dream SMP Hitting on 16)

C!Wilbur is the son of... (mpreg) (yes again)

Technodike anon

*puts on beanie*

PS5

Salmonella (Ⅰ, Ⅱ)

The Bible Fandom

Scar is a Domesticated Villain

Hermit E-boys

The Hermits with Most Sex Appeal

Rabiesgender and salmonellasexual

DNF Cakes

Would You Fuck a Clone of Yourself?

Dream Has a Gun

Yeah man I love my favorite content creator Tommyinnit

What hating Dream does to a person

The Rift

Eggs

Hermiitopia

These are my three anime partners. Yes they watch anime

Xisumagayte (+ fanart)

Philza was hungry

DNFeid Fundywastaken?

Titulus Venereus

Marvel Comics #1000: We’re Calling Him Ben

touching grass isn't enough some of y'all need to drive out to the countryside and look at the stars