Waiter: I'm Sorry Sir, But Your Card Has Been Declined

but then i saw you

i love these idiots

harry: we can’t do this! we’ll end up in jail! and trust me, jail is not a fun place to be.

draco: wait, you’ve been to jail?

harry, staring into the void with the weight of a million souls upon his back: once. in monopoly.

draco: what’s monopoly?

bucky in fic: steve u asshole u could’ve been killed! what were u thinking? let me bandage u up and get u a nice cup of tea, i love u so much

actual bucky:

precious beautiful boys having literally the s a m e energy

me scrolling through the harringrove tag on AO3 trying to find new fics to read and realizing that i’ve read them all

Harry: DO YA REMEMBER

Draco:

The Weasleys:

The Malfoys:

Draco, confused: What?... Harry we're in the middle of our vows-

Hermione, unable to contain herself: THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER

*Covers Harry’s eyes*

Draco: Guess who? He’s gorgeous and adorable

Draco: And he’s gonna get really mad if you get it wrong

you: the cursed child

me, an intellectual: a very potter musical