I HAVE AN INTERVIEW ON THURSDAY FOR A JOB THAT ACTUALLY PERTAINS TO MY MAJOR 🔥🔥

Playing my favorite game

Is the gummy I found on my floor an edible or melatonin?

Stayed tuned to find out ‼️

I have had a vision of crossing pirates and vampires

We’ve all heard the whole vampires need to be invited in thing- I’m just imagining a vampire pirate floating along on a plank of wood or something after falling overboard begging to be verbally invited back on the ship

The crew knows it won’t drown or anything because vampire powers/strength or whatever so they take the opportunity to mess with it - really prolonging and taunting the process of inviting it back on

I’m verbalizing this poorly but it’s funny to me idc

Please understand me

Please

Getting freaky in the dorms but boyf is on his period so you gotta walk of shame to a shared bathroom

My friend who is barely two episodes into House MD hates Chase so much he made this

@seraphontheline

I AM ONCE AGAIN APOLOGIZING!

I swear I haven’t forgotten but my job is hosting a shit ton of events this week for tdov and trans awareness so I’ve been bombarded with thousands of tedious tasks

I’m also busy preparing my drag number for Friday- just look at this wonderful promo image I made (graphic design is my passion) (joke)

happy autism acceptance month. this month, regardless if you're abled or disabled, allistic or autistic, try to consider if you really do accept people with autism. all aspects of autism. people who:

without volume control

talk to themselves or make sounds (seemingly) at random

have huge screaming meltdowns

stim any way, including smearing body fluids

only talk about one subject and will never "move on"

stare inappropriately

struggle with personal hygiene

are unemployed

who left education early ("dropped out")

has a carer and will always need one

don't use mouth words to communicate

have comorbid intellectual disability and don't want to separate that from their autism

autism acceptance month can't truly be about acceptance if we don't broaden our understanding of autism and confront our internal biases. these things listen above are normal parts of autism. sometimes very common. there's stigma around them, but that's stigma we can actively fight.

For the very big very sought after prize of a little kiss on the forehead from yours truly- all you have to do is open your heart and share your weed🙂‍↕️

(^my honest reaction to you opening your heart)

Favorite part of Saw (2004) has to be the fact that by the time the lights come on, literally nothing has even happened yet but Lawrence Gordon is already sweating like a fucking dog

Is it coz he could sense the twink in the room. Did he know

Just got a bad grade in doctors visit 😔

Im the number one trans Dr Chase truther

She’s literally just a girl.