THIS IS MERLIN!!! ･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+

I always get stuck when someone asks for my pronouns because idk how honest I can be- will saying ‘he’ while my long pretty hair is on display make them buffer? Would including ‘it’ as an option give them an aneurism? Can I sprinkle in a neopronoun for shiggles?? Who knows…

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

Experienced a crazy rush of gender euphoria bc my mom saw this over my shoulder and thought link was me

Yearning for med school right now

Entirely impossible for me but I want it

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

Hello chat I spent my weekend stripping to Chappell Roan and beating House with a cane

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

My friend who is barely two episodes into House MD hates Chase so much he made this

@seraphontheline

it is important to have a life outside of being online and whatnot. but also it is about balance. thinking about real things but also fake ones. for your health. Have you thought about that videogame guy’s penis lately

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest