Hello Chat I Spent My Weekend Stripping To Chappell Roan And Beating House With A Cane

I have had a vision of crossing pirates and vampires

We’ve all heard the whole vampires need to be invited in thing- I’m just imagining a vampire pirate floating along on a plank of wood or something after falling overboard begging to be verbally invited back on the ship

The crew knows it won’t drown or anything because vampire powers/strength or whatever so they take the opportunity to mess with it - really prolonging and taunting the process of inviting it back on

I’m verbalizing this poorly but it’s funny to me idc

Please understand me

Please

Wipedboard whimsy

Playing my favorite game

Is the gummy I found on my floor an edible or melatonin?

Stayed tuned to find out ‼️

The monitor for all the cameras in the office where I work was put near my desk

I see

Everything

Watching nip/tuck is proving to me that I really do make everything gay - why am I shipping Sean and Christian

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

First it was the cowboy flesh hats and now it’s hotboxing babies

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

I need to be violently high

Post haste