I Think The Most Unintentionally Pretentious Part Of Me Is I Genuinely Forget That Most People Do Not

I think the most unintentionally pretentious part of me is I genuinely forget that most people do not have a near-encyclopedic knowledge of mythology and folklore. I literally just assume most people know at least the name of every Greek god. My mom and I were watching the Banshees of Inisherin and at the start, she asked "Do you know what a banshee is?" and I was so stunned because it would never occur to me to ask that question because I would never assume the average person doesn't know what a banshee is. The average person knows what a banshee is right. You know what a banshee is right. You know the names of the greek gods right. You know that norse myth where loki fucked the horse right. Right. RIGHT

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1 year ago

So, over the course of four-ish hours, I just handwrote 38 pages of a short story... My hand is going to fall off 😭😭😭

But I'm going to type it up soon, and I might link it to my profile... I'm not sure though.

It's a prequel to my long-term novel I'm currently writing. The short story is nameless so far, but the novel is called The Ones who Hurt, and it just recently hit 100 pages! It's a high fantasy novel about a cowardly superhero, an empathetic ex-villain, a bisexual human, a very sapphic queen, three undead-ish assassins, Fae royalty, a historic mystery, a suspicious cult, and a whole lot of family drama.

If anyone would be interested in reading the short story and potentially excerpts from the novel as it gets written, please comment or DM me. Please reblog this and interact with it, I really would love more author and reading friends! :]

@unmellowyellowfellow @queen-of-hobgobblers @deadandgaysetanta


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7 months ago

Chris calling Clarisse Mi Reina, Silena Mi Amor and Charles Mi Tesoro and all them Mi Vida.

Chris especially gets affectionate when he's half asleep. Nuzzling close to them and mumbling compliments and sweet things about them.

Charles teasingly calls him Loverboy, he calls Silena Dove and Clarisse Risse

Silena calls Chris Mon Lapin, Charles Mon Nounours and Clarisse Ma Chèrie

Clarisse doesn't really do nicknames, though sometimes she'll use shortened versions of their names. Like Lena or Beck.

Silena loves getting all of them flustered, teasingly using their nicknames and being affectionate with them

First time she called Chris "mon lapin" He bluescreened

She also knows best ways to show affection to them. Learning very quickly that Chris loves his hair being played with, Clarisse becomes a flustered mess from just a kiss to the back of the neck, and Charles melts entirely if she holds his face in her hands and kisses his face.

Just- them on the brain.

10 months ago

Reblog this if it’s okay to DM you and shoot the friendship shot.

8 months ago

🎶TWO GOOD OL’ BOYS

BEHIND THE WHEEL

CHASIN’ DOWN BAD GUYS IN LUCILLE🎶

1 year ago

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So, my brother is dealing with some stuff and refuses to let *me* give him money, so please check out his stuff below if you're interested in commissions!

https://vgen.co/Sherikookami

https://ko-fi.com/sherikookami

The first link is his vgen stuff, and the second one is kofi

My brother's name is Eros, he's a struggling artist who refuses to let me help him -_- so, I'm doing it anyway!

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These are some of the stuff he's shown me. I'm not really sure if there's other things I should be putting on this post, but if there are any questions, please ask! :] as far as I know he's not on Tumblr, but I can try to post his other socials when I find them out if anyone's interested.

@deadandgaysetanta -spread the news, please, my friend ❤️

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Also here's his non-furry stuff


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7 months ago
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11 months ago
More Muppet Princess Bride Fan Art! I Didn't Feel A Need To Muppetify This Line At All, I Feel Like Piggy

More Muppet Princess Bride fan art! I didn't feel a need to Muppetify this line at all, I feel like Piggy saying this and then cutting to Kermit's trademark eyes is funny enough. Hopefully ya'll agree!

I spent way too much time wondering if I should change "Farm boy" to "Farm frog" but farm boy just sounded better.

I intended to draw Kermit with the same expression Westley has in the film, but it's hard to resist giving Kermit at least a slight smile. So let's just say he's smiling because he genuinely appreciates Piggy's compliment.

1 month ago

Don't tell me that!!! 😭

Bad news, y'all

You really gotta write the damn book to become a published author

11 months ago

Couldn't agree more!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@queen-of-hobgobblers

I’ve been silent for too long and can no longer bear to keep this inside: @queen-of-hobgobblers is a good person and deserves many good things.

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just your friendly neighborhood gremlin probably won't post too much, just because I don't really know what I have to offer to the platform. my goal is to be as chaotic and funny as possible, while still spreading knowledge about my special interests. Said interests include, but are not limited to: The Scarlet Witch, Young Avengers, Keeper of the Lost Cities, words, etymology, random knowledge that I don't know what to do with, wonder woman, Hellenistic Polytheism, writing, art, and other things that relate to the above topics please message me if you have any questions about the above topics, or wish to be friends! 😃❤️ thanks, Seraphina ❤️

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