Wtf Happened Here

Gays Baby And Dragon

Requested by:

halnax

TWS:

None

Shade stared at Kai who was holding a baby with a dragon behind him Kai smiled at him making Shade sigh crossing his arms

Since the merge happened Shade and Kai had ran into each other and started becoming friends and then lovers and now here Kai is with a baby and a new dragon

"Kai what do you have?" Shade eyed the dragon behind Kai he isn't sure they have often room for the dragon but they can try

"A baby! Oh and a dragon" Kai tilted his head waiting for Shade to let them into the house he sighed moving to the side

"Fine but if she throws up on me you're on the couch" Shade means this especially because he has no idea how to handle a baby whatsoever

"That's fine babe!" Kai carried the baby inside kissing Shade on the lips who sighed into the kiss

"I have no idea how to care for babies" Shade is warning Kai so he'd know that Shade has zero idea on what the hell to do

"That's also fine I'll help you figure it out" Kai beamed at Shade who couldn't help but smile back at Kai

"I'll hold you to it" Shade will have to figure out where to put the big ass dragon later

Yippee Gay Dads

Requested by:

AeroArgonic (Guest)

Kai looked up from the book he was reading to Wyldfyre and Heatwave he was going to say hi to Shade who had just walked in buuut

His dear boyfriend was holding a kid Shade sighed not looking at him

"Oh so I can't do it but you can?" Kai thinks that's so unfair!

"It's not like I went looking!" Shade went over to them placing the kid down by Kai "she popped out of my shadow"

".....m-preg real?" Kai bit his lip trying not to laugh when Shade glared at him

"Never say that to me again" Shade will break up with Kai if the other does so again "she's not related to me at all"

"Booooo!" Kai pouted but bought the girl closer to himself letting Shade sit down "what's your name?"

"Obscuria"

On another note more Wukong angst pls mix it with the stories gimme pls now

evil jay headcanons?

darkhumor anon

YAAAY YER ALIVE DARKHUMOR ANON!!! We'll do a few for DR and then like an au

● Jay one time in old Jay fashion makes a joke ta someone bout joining his "Emo band" later hates himself for it

● He has no idea why his drawn ta water but he is show him a body of water and he can sit there for hours feeling upset and loving all at once

● Jay still has his yin piece but refuses ta show anyone he doesn't know who's his yang but feels like they're near

● Jay wears his skybound gi (Au times!!)

● Jay definitely has a hero x villain trope with Nya (or anyone of y'alls choices ;3) going on

● Tried getting a mohawk bc it looked cool....it didn't

Why am I getting more people liking my shit help

also hiiiii yippee welcome people

Toxic Yuri But Ninjago

Requested by:

samyangnom

TWS:

Toxic yuri? Okay but really

Holding hostage

Kidnapping

Non consented kisses

Eye trauma

Sorry if this isn't what ya wanted! But here ya go hope ya like it regardless

Morro stared at Kai who was glaring at her it's fine Kai just needs some time to come around to this and then it'd be fine

Morro cupped Kai's face who glared harder at her yanking her face away from Morro's hands and that wouldn't do

Morro grabbed Kai's face dragging it back the chains rattling she rubbed Kai's face leaning down and kissing the other girl

Kai snarled trying to pull away from the ghost but with the grip on her face she wasn't able to do so which was a problem

Morro tsked pulling away the kiss if Kai couldn't behave for her then she'd make the other girl behave Kai watched Morro float to a tray

Before coming back with a knife grabbing Kai's face as she dug the knife up and down her eye making Kai scream struggling to get away

"Shhh it'll only make it worse shhh~" Morro pulled the knife away from Kai's face admiring her work the cut from the top of Kai's eye to the bottom wasn't even but it was good enough

Kai gasped falling forward when Morro let her go panting fsm her eye hurt so badly she tried to calm her heart and breathing so she can focus

"You'll be fine don't worry love I wouldn't do anything to hurt you too much~" Morro left Kai she'll be back and by then hopefully Kai would be behaving better

As someone who also enjoys darkhumor, especially when it's super toxic or Jay is evil lmao, y'all don't know how happy you're making my little rarepair shipping heart <3

Congratulations bc I have a smut fic of it in the works!

Kai listens ta the crane wives

more darkhumor stuff pls? can be whatever the hell ucwant I'm just starved for content

darkhumor anon

Jay flopped onto Shade's lap who looked down at him rasing an eyebrow Jay pouted up at him until Shade ran his fingers through Jay's hair

"What happened now?" Shade placed his drink down giving Jay his full attention

Jay sighed dramatically "Cole ate my pudding AGAIN!"

"Really?" Shade shook his head "that's it?"

"Kiss it better?" Jay gave Shade puppy dog eyes

"Oh alright" Shade leaned down pressing a kiss against Jay's cheek who turned his head catching Shade's lips into a real kiss before pulling away

"Thanks much better already" Jay winked at Shade as he sighed fondly

tell me more about the brothel au!

darkhumor anon (:eyes:)

Yes ofc Darkhumor anon

● Zane & Kai start off as friends when he starts visiting and Kai recognizes he just wants a connection with another person

● When out on missions Zane will send Kai letters by falcon though it's usually drawings since Zane has such little time Kai lights a larten wishing for Zane's safe return

● When the overlord thing happens Kai still kinda loses it a little especially when the gang come find Kai ta have him give a speech

● While Zane's yknow dead Falcon stays with Kai the two keep each other company

● On another note when Zane found out his was a "robot" he went ta Kai for comfort and was overjoyed when Kai gave him it

● During the tournaments Kai does actually show up though he kinda ignores the team (unless it's Nya but even then it isn't the best)

● Kai after getting Zane back refused to let him go out of his sights again which is how Kai kinda joined the team

● There was some lashback on letting someone who worked as at a brothel be a ninja but Zane shut it down

● Kai & Nya don't have the best relationship here bc of Nya's stubbornness but it heals

● Oh right Kai is the reason the gang actually gets Zane back in ttoe bc he could never forget Kai<3