As Someone Who Also Enjoys Darkhumor, Especially When It's Super Toxic Or Jay Is Evil Lmao, Y'all Don't

yay! <3 <3 <3 <3 i love that you also don't mind this ship its so hard to find content for it theres only like three people writing it on ao3 <3 <3 <3

darkhumor anon

Awww at least people write it!!

I love everyone on the ninja team but Kai is my favorite therefore he must suffer the most

MEAN TO ME

darkhumor anon (with a knife this time🔪)

Oh yeah Darkhumor anon!?

*holds up four monkeys* I relate ta all of them ta much someone pls H E L P

Just a little rant here:

I'm really tired of people saying Kai would pick the fangblade over Lloyd even for aus because it just never makes sense ta me like Kai would NEVER have actually picked that blade over a kid who's trapped in lava without help

It doesn't matter if any of the others could have saved Lloyd (and they couldn't) Kai wouldn't have just grabbed the blade and leave Lloyd there in the lava no matter how much he "disliked" the kid

Hell Kai even if he had the time ta get the blade and Lloyd he'd still save Lloyd first and THEN the blade never the other way around because Lloyd is a CHILD

Truth Or Dare

Requested by:

Justinuse

TWS:

None

Notes:

Fem Cooper I scream into the void

Mateo sat next to his sister and his best friend Cooper he still doesn't know why she wants to be called Cooper but she says her actual names dumb

Zoey was sitting across from him with Logan on Cooper's other side leaning into her which made Mateo jealous not for the reason the others would think

But because he wants to be the one Logan's leaning against Izzie tapped him on the shoulder which had him snapping out his thoughts

"Bro I asked you truth or dare" Izzie raised an eyebrow at Mateo who groaned

"Dare your truths are embarrassing to answer" Mateo shook his head before seeing Izzie's grin

"Kiss your crush" Izzie knows Mateo would never make a move on Zoey otherwise

"Woah Izzie that might be taking it too far" Zoey stared at Izzie shocked who just kept grinning

"Go on Teo" Izzie watched her brother panic until he turned and pulled Logan into a kiss over Cooper's lap

Cooper leaned back raising an eyebrow at Mateo "could've asked me to move at least jeez"

"I....I did NOT see that coming" Zoey really didn't Izzie nodded in agreement

If not them, maybe Ray/Kai? Maya/Kai is good

NO NO NO

Jealousy

Requested by:

Artic_monkeysfan

TWS:

None?

Notes:

I'm giggling over this yall rip Jay's legs

Jay doesn't know how to feel about this event it was fine besides the fact some guy kept hitting on him throughout it which Jay didn't appreciate at all

His taken thank you very much unfortunately this guy didn't seem to get it and Jay couldn't spot his boyfriends or friends anywhere why did he say he'd be okay alone

Jay jolted feeling an arm warp around his waist pulling him into some looking up he felt relieved seeing it was just Zane oh look there's Cole and Kai

Though all three looked very upset which Jay can get he'd be mad as well if someone was hitting on one of his boyfriends which has happened before

The guy backed up stumbling over his words in apology before running off and given the looks his boyfriends have Jay's just glad no one started swinging

Though Jay might not be walking for a bit ehhh he'd be fine probably who needs legs anyways? Legs are overrated there's no need for them

It'd be something like this

Kai, looking around: Ah shit here we go again alright yall follow me WYLDFYRE PUT OUT THAT FIRE RIGHT NOW SO HELP ME

The others, seeing all the monsters: what do you mean AGAIN!?

Out of all the love I watched the new lil ninjago thingy (hurry lego give me the rest) and made an au where the others end up there and Kai gets ta go "Ah shit here we go again"

Nahhhh, cause evil Jay is way more fun lmaooooo

Think of all the fanfic potential! :D

Look,,,,,evil Jay is fun and all but not how DR is doing poor Nya and the others ofc I like aus with evil Jay ofc but I also want them ta stop being traumatized yknow?