You Don't Have To Be Rude About It They're Fictional Characters. It's Fine. If Not Them, Maybe Lou/Cole?

Just a little rant here:

I'm really tired of people saying Kai would pick the fangblade over Lloyd even for aus because it just never makes sense ta me like Kai would NEVER have actually picked that blade over a kid who's trapped in lava without help

It doesn't matter if any of the others could have saved Lloyd (and they couldn't) Kai wouldn't have just grabbed the blade and leave Lloyd there in the lava no matter how much he "disliked" the kid

Hell Kai even if he had the time ta get the blade and Lloyd he'd still save Lloyd first and THEN the blade never the other way around because Lloyd is a CHILD

Wifey thoughts on Chen, Clouse *ahem* maybe Clous’s ex totally not Garmadon

*blinks innocently*

They're all fruits but no really Chen & Clouse were interesting villains wish there was more of them in the show

Garmadon on the other hand I got tired of seeing as a villain his "the greatest evil" but that's the overlord gets cured but oh wait his evil again like due wtf

Overall I wish the show touched more on their history together

Swapped Genders

This was just for shits and giggles

"Well this isn't so bad" Lance stared at himself in the mirror girl him didn't look bad at all though could look better if his honest

"Oh yes because switching genders suddenly is totally fine" Macy rolled her eyes maybe she should cut her hair she kinda likes the short hair

Axl rubbed his head he isn't sure how he feels about being a girl nothing wrong with it but Axl doesn't really like it having boobs kinda hurt

"Okay so is it me or is Clay still the same?!" Aaron pointed at Clay making the others look over and actually wait a minute he looks the same as ever

"Is that an issue?" Clay finds this highly amusing actually but also an issue if the others can't tell he is in fact changed might need to work on that for them

"That is odd" Axl was sure the spell effected them all but why is Clay still the same as before?

"You guys" Clay pinched his nose "do I have to flash you for you to see what's changed? Actually no don't answer that"

"Awww" Aaron backed up at Clay's look he can handle a lot but not extra training

"So you have changed?" Lance isn't sure he believes that but also doesn't want to see

"Yes I have honestly you guys not seeing it irks me" They all knew that meant new training for them and lots of it at that

"Clay it isn't our fault you're still the same as before!" At least Macy thinks he is she's beginning to doubt that now

Poor Cookies

Requested by:

forgestorm

TW:

Death of a cookie sheet and cookies

I did use the hc of Kai not being able ta read but his trying his best here....failing but still trying

Kai stared at the burnt lumps of cookies on the cookie sheet he had just wanted to make Jay something cooking was Kai's strong suit not baking

But he thought with Zane's instructions he could make Jay some cookies but somehow it went wrong Kai isn't sure how

Kai groaned holding his face fsm this was so embarrassing he ended up having to throw the cookie sheet away in the end he couldn't save it

Kai pouted as he did the dishes that did survive his failed attempt at making cookies he felt a pair of arms wrap around his waist

"Heyyyy Kai baby what smells burnt?" Jay placed his chin on Kai's shoulder

".....Cookies" Kai placed the mixing bowl in the drying rack ignoring how red his face was from his embarrassment

"Cookies?" Jay knows Kai isn't a baker so why was he making cookies?

"I um wanted to make you cookies" Kai pouted more he still can't figure out where he went wrong

Jay cooed pulling Kai away from the sink after turning off the water can't have Zane yelling at Jay again for that

"Here I'll help you!" Jay beamed at Kai who looked uncertain

"But it isn't a surprise then if you help with them" Kai had wanted it to be a surprise after all

"Eh it's fine!" Jay kissed Kai's forehead going and grabbing everything they'd need Kai watched rubbing his hands together

Jay came back with things for a simple easy cookie to make placing them down waving Kai over who moved to where Jay was standing

"Here you can make them and I'll tell you what to do" Jay was only offering because he knows Kai wanted to make them

"Okay fine" Kai kissed Jay's cheek he can do this how hard can it be this time?

"Now take the flour and pour some into the bowl" Jay went and turned on the oven while Kai poured the flour

"Done....is this enough?" Kai looked at Jay who hummed going over and looking

"Yeah! Now add the baking soda!" Jay smiled at Kai who looked confused

"But this isn't the baking soda?" Kai held up the bottle he thought baking soda came in boxes

"Kai baby honey love of my life that is it....what did you put in your first batch" Jay raised an eyebrow at Kai wondering what the hell he thought was baking soda

Kai glared at Jay putting the bottle down and went and grabbed....salt that was salt okay Jay's thankful the cookies brunt wait that's mean his boyfriends trying his best!

"Kai that's salt" Jay watched Kai blink looking at the bottle struggling to read it before turning more red

"Oh....fuck it is" Kai was never going to live this down was he? His boyfriends gonna hold it over his head forever

Garmadon/Misako/Kai smut with Kai fucked out begging for more please

No if ya want it then beg<3

I will someday talk bout all my aus on this blog but until then take this *throws au out* made a new one where Libber ended up somehow washing up nearby Kai & Nya's home one day and became their kinda mom but not really figure

how do you upload so fast

darkhumor anon

I stay up late and beg for the gods ta save me

I was bashing Jay from Ninjago just a bit and my friend who's named Jay started spamming me with crying cat memes and asking what he did wrong and I think that's a very Ninjago Jay move

Fighting

Requested by:

Mcdonaldslover

TWS:

Violence

Mentioned bullying

Jay isn't a violent person anyone who knows him knows that he doesn't enjoying fighting so when bullied he doesn't fight back out of fear of hurting someone

It was different when out being a ninja they were bad guys and needed to he stopped because they were a danger to all of ninjago

A few bullies who targeted Jay wasn't a danger to everyone so Jay couldn't justify fighting back no matter how hard he thought about it

So when he did snap one day and jump at the biggest jerk of them all and started beating the ever loving daylights out of him yes people did watch

Jay didn't even realize what he was doing until someone ripped him off of the other boy and dragged him away from the crowd watching

His pretty sure he saw someone's phone out which oof that's going to come back to bite him later

The person and Jay knows it's Cole took him to Zane and Kai placing him down no one said anything to him or each other

Kai sighed rolling his eyes and pulled Jay into a kiss Zane and Cole did the same the three found themselves a little proud of their sweet boyfriend for doing this

@halloween-lover13 wanted yapping for a power rangers au I made as a kid so here have a baseline of it all lol

So there's four rangers at the start yellow pink green and blue who I did not give names yet bc little me didn't care for that lol

The four do have a teacher which was some damn robot thing who I totally forgot everything bout ngl

There is a red ranger already just they're not bout of the team yet though they do show up when the others lost one time and saved their asses

When asked bout it later their teacher is kinda like "oh well yes there are other rangers and the red ranger is supposed to be the leader of you all but their kinda not going to after what happened"

They don't get anymore information beyond that and when the red ranger does show up to help them they're not the friendliness person ever