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Kai/any of the moms part 2?

Do ya possibly like milfs? Anywho uhhh we can do Lilly this time!

● Lilly tops Kai 💯

● Kai enjoys being princess carried by Lilly

● His always on her lap either by choice or forced

● Lilly has a thing for Kai on her lap

● There's been a few public sex moments

● Kai tells Lilly everything dumb thing Cole does

● Younger house husband x older girl boss

● There was a moment where they were REALLY into gags

● Kai pussy eater champion-

● Lilly ate Kai's ass out ONCE Kai won't let her do it again unfortunately 😔

● Kai always ends up with handprints somewhere on his body usually his hips

bdsm or just general NSFW headcanons for Jay x Shade?

Anon! Hiiiiii tysm time ta use my big brain for this

● Jay will use his element on Shade's thighs cock and chest area

● Shade uses his own ta keep himself tied down though only when Jay wants him ta do so

● Shade only tops when his had a rough day and asks ta

● Jay has a collection of ball gags and rope just for Shade

● Shade loves telling Jay how good he makes him feel

● They tried a cock ring once and Jay brings it out rarely ta punish Shade since his a good boy~

● Jay has one crop whip which Shade has mix feelings on

● They have some dildos that Shade uses when Jay wants a show~

● Jay sometimes will leave marks Shade can't hide and he gets flustered by it but never tells Jay ta stop

Requested by:

Tarc1vx

TWS:

Arm trauma

I'm sorry Kai but writing angst for ya is my specialty so also I'm not a doctor!

Cole and Kai had been sent on mission together which was great because they missed spending alone time together

They were just trying to get some map or something in a cave Kai had lit his hand on fire so they'd have some light to see

The two stayed close together hopefully they'd be done with this soon so they can go back to the monastery and have a date

"Soooo how much you wanna bet that this is a trap?" Kai kicked a pebble as they walked

"Kai not everything's a trap" Cole shook his head fondly

Cole later would take those words back they ran into four traps they got out of them all without getting hurt and got the map

Only for the cave to well cave in Cole had gotten out fine but he couldn't fine Kai at all

"Kai?! KAI WHERE ARE YOU!?" Cole was not freaking out here okay he was

Cole thew rocks out of the caves entrance trying to get back in to find Kai he needed to get to his boyfriend

"Dude I'm right here knock it off" Cole whipped around seeing Kai he felt relieved before panicking at the sight of Kai's arm

"What the fuck happened?!" Cole ran over to Kai grabbing his arm carefully Kai winced

"It isn't that bad" Kai would like to take it back it was that bad his arm was basically slashed to hell

"Not that bad? Kai your arm is basically shredded! I can see bones!" Cole shoved Kai onto the floor gently as he looked through his bag

"I'm fine Cole" Kai winced when Cole glared at him okay keeping quiet now

Cole grinned when he found the med kit Zane packed for them he can clean and bandage Kai's arm until they get to Zane so he can look at it

"You're so stupid I love you never do that again" Cole means it Kai gets this hurt again and Cole's switching sides

"Can't promise that but at least I'm better than Zane?" Kai smiled at Cole who did not look impressed with Kai at the moment

Ya are completely right and when Kai does have his selfish moments it's painted as bad even when it's just him enjoying getting sandwiches made from Maya and playing a video game with Ray

Or even the time after Zane's death he is labeled as selfish and really that isn't it and it irks me that people treat Kai as the selfish one

I mean have we seen the others? I'm not saying their completely selfish but come on! Anyways I really do wish Kai (and others like say Morro) got treated better by the fandom

Just a little rant here:

I'm really tired of people saying Kai would pick the fangblade over Lloyd even for aus because it just never makes sense ta me like Kai would NEVER have actually picked that blade over a kid who's trapped in lava without help

It doesn't matter if any of the others could have saved Lloyd (and they couldn't) Kai wouldn't have just grabbed the blade and leave Lloyd there in the lava no matter how much he "disliked" the kid

Hell Kai even if he had the time ta get the blade and Lloyd he'd still save Lloyd first and THEN the blade never the other way around because Lloyd is a CHILD

Ninja hc

Nya:

• third tallest

• likes laying in body's of water

• called Kai mom/dad many times when sick does it as well

• she/they

• likes comics

Jay:

• second shortest

• can't stand still

• sits out in lightning storms

• mtf

• likes soft things

Zane: • second tallest

• cold no matter what

• likes ta try and eat the snow for fun

• he/they

• likes reading alot

Lloyd:

• third shortest

• part oni/dragon? The ninjas are his hoard

• likes Kai the most bc warm

• actually thinks coles food is okay

• he/she

Cole:

• tallest

• part oni as well

• eats rocks

• can't cook but can bake

• they/them

Kai: • actual parent of the group

• shortest

• can't read well dropped out of school

• sleeps in insane places

• doesn't care bout pronouns

Me after accidentally answering an anon wrong and deleting it only ta learn the ask doesn't go back ta inbox:

Thoughts on next gen stuff?

Like DR? I don't mind it though Arin sucks Wyldfyre is.....meh I don't like her I do kinda like Sora the sets are fine ig they're not wowing me with everything but that's fine wish they'd do more for outfits and face prints

If it's the fics people make with the gangs kids though that can be fun I like a lot of the aus I've seen there have been some that i strongly disliked but it's fun thinking on it

God if I ever get hit by a truck and sent into anything pls be Lmk so I can have a good dad figure aka Pigsy no I don't care that I'd have ta help others save the city/world found family is worth it

Crushes

Requested by:

kami

TWS:

None

Jay jumped when his boyfriends joined him suddenly in the living room Cole and Kai were grinning while Zane just smiled at Jay 

"What are you three up to?" Jay narrowed his eyes Kai gasped placing a hand over his heart

"Wow I can't believe you Jay!" Kai pouted Jay rolled his eyes fondly

"Jay so we noticed you had a crush on someone" Cole wiggled his eyebrows making Jay frown oh fsm no

"Should we be worried dear?" Zane tilted his head and Jay wanted the floor to swallow him whole right now please!

"I mean I can kinda see it but really? Older men?" Kai raised an eyebrow Jay slid down the couch 

"Nothing wrong with it Jay just need to know you got a daddy kink or something?" Cole sounded so genuine that Jay made an inhumane sound 

"Oh I was not expecting that Jay are you alright?" Zane reached over placing a hand on Jay's forehead 

"I GOTTA GO" Jay shot up running away from his embarrassment maybe next time he'll stick with using his own computer when looking at his celebrity crushes instagram his NOT dealing with this again 

Yes! Kai even as a villain would save a kid even if it's Lloyd who he "disliked" at first and canon and it wasn't even that bad it was the same as the others just ig louder given how the fandom treats it

But Kai leaving Lloyd or any kid behind when he can save them is not what he'd do Kai is labeled as "selfish" but he really isn't

Not in the way the fandom and the characters in Ninjago say he is at least everyone is a little selfish no one is ever truly selfless at all times

I can see Kai leaving Lloyd in the arms of one of the others like throwing him up ta the others and telling them ta leave him yeah I can see that but never leaving Lloyd behind

Just a little rant here:

I'm really tired of people saying Kai would pick the fangblade over Lloyd even for aus because it just never makes sense ta me like Kai would NEVER have actually picked that blade over a kid who's trapped in lava without help

It doesn't matter if any of the others could have saved Lloyd (and they couldn't) Kai wouldn't have just grabbed the blade and leave Lloyd there in the lava no matter how much he "disliked" the kid

Hell Kai even if he had the time ta get the blade and Lloyd he'd still save Lloyd first and THEN the blade never the other way around because Lloyd is a CHILD