Jealousy

I was bashing Jay from Ninjago just a bit and my friend who's named Jay started spamming me with crying cat memes and asking what he did wrong and I think that's a very Ninjago Jay move

Blind Bandit

Requested by:

Justinuse

TWS:

None!

This is after season one and before season two sorry if it wasn't exactly what ya wanted but I did my best! If it was a normal story this would be much longer and better packed with lore but it's a one shot

Also I was just in mood for some fluffly gays okay bye hope yall like itヽ(｡･∀･｡)ﾉ♪

Logan sat next to Mateo Sneak was laying on his lap watching as Mateo drew Logan at first the others didn't trust Sneak especially with him being with Logan

But Logan made sure no one touched Sneak and now look at them! Kinda friends now and not wanting to kill Sneak which was nice

What's not nice is Mateo dating Logan! Sneak hit Mateo when he looked at Logan again this was his friend first! They saved each other from the nightmare king

"Ow Sneak!" Mateo rubbed his leg he just doesn't get why Sneak doesn't like him "Logan Sneak still hates me"

"His fine kinda like a cat" Logon ignored Sneaks outraged sound at that "I'm sure he likes you.....somewhat"

Mateo gave Logan a look of disbelief not that he could see it but Sneak could see it and was glad Mateo didn't believe that he doesn't like Mateo at all

"Maybe I'll like you better if you were gone" Sneak bared his teeth at Mateo making Z-blob shake a bit "away from Logan far far away"

"Are....are you jealous that I'm dating Logan?" Mateo is downright shock more so than when he learned Logan was blind in the dream world AND the bandit here

"Awwwww Sneak you'll always be my favorite" Logan patted Sneak on the head who gave Mateo a smug look which he didn't really like at all

"I'm your favorite boyfriend right?" Mateo isn't sure why his jealous of Sneak it's not like he could get Logan to break up with him after all

"You're my only boyfriend Mateo" Logan raised an eyebrow at Mateo who blushed embarrassed

"Still am I the favorite?" Mateo would like to be the favorite boyfriend here okay leave him alone!

"Yes Mateo you're my favorite you nerd" Logan can just tell that Mateo was beaming right now at that answer which is good because Mateo is the favorite boyfriend

Crushes

Requested by:

kami

TWS:

None

Jay jumped when his boyfriends joined him suddenly in the living room Cole and Kai were grinning while Zane just smiled at Jay 

"What are you three up to?" Jay narrowed his eyes Kai gasped placing a hand over his heart

"Wow I can't believe you Jay!" Kai pouted Jay rolled his eyes fondly

"Jay so we noticed you had a crush on someone" Cole wiggled his eyebrows making Jay frown oh fsm no

"Should we be worried dear?" Zane tilted his head and Jay wanted the floor to swallow him whole right now please!

"I mean I can kinda see it but really? Older men?" Kai raised an eyebrow Jay slid down the couch 

"Nothing wrong with it Jay just need to know you got a daddy kink or something?" Cole sounded so genuine that Jay made an inhumane sound 

"Oh I was not expecting that Jay are you alright?" Zane reached over placing a hand on Jay's forehead 

"I GOTTA GO" Jay shot up running away from his embarrassment maybe next time he'll stick with using his own computer when looking at his celebrity crushes instagram his NOT dealing with this again 

more darkhumor stuff pls? can be whatever the hell ucwant I'm just starved for content

darkhumor anon

Jay flopped onto Shade's lap who looked down at him rasing an eyebrow Jay pouted up at him until Shade ran his fingers through Jay's hair

"What happened now?" Shade placed his drink down giving Jay his full attention

Jay sighed dramatically "Cole ate my pudding AGAIN!"

"Really?" Shade shook his head "that's it?"

"Kiss it better?" Jay gave Shade puppy dog eyes

"Oh alright" Shade leaned down pressing a kiss against Jay's cheek who turned his head catching Shade's lips into a real kiss before pulling away

"Thanks much better already" Jay winked at Shade as he sighed fondly

Any trans fem Kai hcs?

HI YES HIIIII

● Kai tried ta have longer hair like Maya but hated it

● She's got mallet pretty woman<3

● Kai didn't learn she was trans until the ttoe

● Homegirl was so confused by emotions

● Skylor helped Kai out not even in a trick way but wanting ta do so

● Seeing Kai so happy wearing Skylor's clothes made her fall for the other

● Kai somehow gets all the ladies now and is SO confused

● Nya definitely is the most supportive

● Cries in joy that she's not the only "girl ninja"

● Pixal and Zane hack some things and bam it was like Kai was never male

Me,staring at all the lego fandoms I'm in: So,,,,can I get a new hyper fixation or?

Lego: No take these legos that can be taken as queer

Me,crying: Thankssssss?

Wife Up

Requested by:

Lazy_Cat13

TWS:

None

Notes:

I have no idea what I'm doing have some lesbians everyone ﾟ.+:｡∩(・ω・)∩ﾟ.+:｡

Kai rolled her eyes seeing her girlfriends giving her puppy dog eyes she knows what the other three girls want and nope

"Kaiiiii please" Jay flopped onto the bed or well onto Kai who sighed

"No Jay I'm not letting you what was it again?" Kai looked at Cole and Zane for help

"Wife you up" Cole rubbed her neck maybe they could have done this better

"Unless you got a ring no" Kai wasn't even going to let them joke about it

"I have one" Zane reached into her pocket pulling out a box "I actually have four"

Zane tilted her head when her girlfriends stared at her in shock oh right! How silly of her to forget!

"Would you all make me the happiest woman and marry me?" That was right at least Zane thought so Pixel and her did a lot of research on this

"Well we uh" Cole was red stumbling over her words which was odd for her to do

"Yes Zane we'll all marry you now you two come get Jay off so we can cuddle properly" Kai could feel herself smiling widely but she doesn't care she's too happy to care

"Nooooo boobie soft!" Jay pouted whining when Kai smacked her on the head

The four ended up cuddling together looking at their new rings they'll have to plan a wedding later

On another note of this,,,,,anyone got any ships and or ideas that I can later snatch up like a lil woodlen gremlin?-

Trying ta learn how ta draw people is hard but once I get the hang of it it's over for yall (I will be spamming Kai artwork lol)

You don't have to be rude about it they're fictional characters. It's fine. If not them, maybe Lou/Cole? Or Lilly/Cole could do Dr. Julian/Zane or Dr. Julian/Echo, maybe Pixal/Cryus a little of Jay/Libber? Jay/Cliff? Jay/Ed? Jay/Edna? Maybe them all with their families?

WHEN I FIGURE OUT HOW TA BLOCK ANONS YER ASS IS GONE

someone likes bottom shade ehehehe~

Hmm this phasing sounds familiar 🤨 but yes I like bottom Shade though surprise Anon I like top Shade better!