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tell me more about the brothel au!

darkhumor anon (:eyes:)

Yes ofc Darkhumor anon

● Zane & Kai start off as friends when he starts visiting and Kai recognizes he just wants a connection with another person

● When out on missions Zane will send Kai letters by falcon though it's usually drawings since Zane has such little time Kai lights a larten wishing for Zane's safe return

● When the overlord thing happens Kai still kinda loses it a little especially when the gang come find Kai ta have him give a speech

● While Zane's yknow dead Falcon stays with Kai the two keep each other company

● On another note when Zane found out his was a "robot" he went ta Kai for comfort and was overjoyed when Kai gave him it

● During the tournaments Kai does actually show up though he kinda ignores the team (unless it's Nya but even then it isn't the best)

● Kai after getting Zane back refused to let him go out of his sights again which is how Kai kinda joined the team

● There was some lashback on letting someone who worked as at a brothel be a ninja but Zane shut it down

● Kai & Nya don't have the best relationship here bc of Nya's stubbornness but it heals

● Oh right Kai is the reason the gang actually gets Zane back in ttoe bc he could never forget Kai<3

Okay! So them my beloveds!

Dareth:

• I'd have him run the dojo still HOWEVER I'd make it more of a wrestling (or kick boxing) type dojo I feel like Dareth and his body type would be good for it?

• He'd take more of a fun older brother role for the gang helping them with their struggles

• Like when the whole Nya Jay fights happen (but healthy) Dareth helps them both understand where the other is coming drom

• And his NOT sexists in any way! His our loveable big brother

Ronin:

• okay so hear me out he takes Kai AND Nya under his wing only bc I liked Nya & Ronin's whole thing (until someone ruined it!) and I feel like Ronin can help Kai as well

• Ronin would still be a thief but he doesn't back stab the ninjas at all (he does with Wu tho) his got a soft spot for kids

• Ronin is like a mix of a fun/strict older brother for the gang he helps them find out things ta help but if it's ta dangerous he'll put them in a time out box for no danger bs

• Ronin gets a way better redemption (look I remembered now!) arc where he saves Nya from becoming one with the sea

Toxica:

• I'd give her some more lines firstly and flesh out her character more

• She'd be more protective over the girls on the island keeping an eye on them

• She'll also take Nya (and later Skylor) under her wing so they can have a cool gal as a teacher/role model

• Toxica also gets a gf in Camille and is a SIMP

Camille:

• Oh her powers would definitely be explored more! She'd however take Garmadon under her wing there

• She'd be able ta help him with getting used ta the change in his body again and they'd become quick friends

• Camille is like a fun big sister who'd kick yer ass for being a useless gay

• She'd also be useful if the whole evil Chen & Clouse thing still happens given she can change forms

Shade:

• He definitely doesn't hit on Nya! None of that here....he does however hit on Garmadon (I think it'd be funny-)

• Shade's powers come in handy ta get information on what's happening around the island

• Also he can hide in others shadows bc well yes

• his a pretty cool guy overall and helps the gang out

Neuro:

• Now he was tricky I liked how he was in canon HOWEVER one thing I'd do is make him the gangs therapist

• Neuro's power is also used ta get any missing information bout the tournament and island

• I also allow him ta melt brains if need be

• And,,,,he/they Neuro supremacy

Mr. Pale:

• NOW HEAR ME OUT HERE making him Shade's twin

• He takes Jay under his wing surprisingly and helps Jay figure out more bout himself

• Pale is more of a healer than fighter in my opinion

• I give him a gun tho

Karlof:

• Bear I mean um! He takes Cole under his wing becoming like an older brother/uncle figure

• Their elements are so similar yet different so they'd work well together

• Karlof doesn't do the whole coat thing like in canon his just vibing peacefully bc leave that man alone

• Anywho! Karlof would have probably (in my opinion) lived in a snowy cold area before the tournament happens

Jacob:

• Make him blind look idk why but it's interesting with his element

• Again! His powers would be useful ta help get information

• Jacob ends up befriending Garmadon as well the two are a nice duo

• Jacob also smokes don't ask me why

Griffin:

• Okay him and Lloyd are a duo the chaos they'd bring? Beautiful

• Anywho Griffin surprisingly is a librarian in my thoughts

• So him Neuro and Zane would bond over that

• But he ends up teaching Kai and Lloyd anything they missed out on for school on the sides

Gravis:

• His pretty tricky however! He and Zane are a duo they'd be interesting ta see

• Gravis is pretty chill has some anxiety but overall keeps a level head

• Still he'd be the first ta ask why the fuck are there "kids" here at a tournament ta go against adult's not that he thinks the ninjas can't fight just doesn't enjoy the idea of them having ta fight more adults

• Gravis does befriend Zane once Gravis loses and helps start getting Zane back

Bolobo:

• Now this might seem wild but him and Kai as a duo

• Bolobo is Jacob's weed supplier tho he grows it himself

• He and Ash are somewhat childhood friends let the adults have friends from child hood and all that

• Bolobo is kinda laid back and can get some information bout the island through the plants

Ash:

• Ash idk why but he'd have worked as a bartender before the tournament

• He 💯 knows Kai from after Zane dies and Kai spiraled

• Ash doesn't really say anything bout it but keeps an eye on Kai and the others

• Also he 💯 blows ash in someone's eyes it's happening one way or another

Okay so I didn't expect my lil rant ta get so much views so! Here I am with some mini ideas on a remake of the OG show! And the movie just a bit:

• even amount of seasons ta explore everyone's flaws and arcs

• I thought bout it and the movie itself while interesting I'm thinking of instead Lloyd having lived with Nya & Kai (totally not ta get him a better childhood never....it is)

• Nya would still be kidnapped but for an actual purpose given she knows where Lloyd is so it's not just um yeah we making shit up as we go

• I'm debating with Wu but I'd keep him the way he is for the most part

• He'd be better in canon but his got so many problems he doesn't know how ta tell his students things

• Wu still tries ta help and actually helps them learn things while still being kids

• Morro would've still died but Wu learned from his mistakes

• Morro still would be a bad guy but his problem with Lloyd wouldn't happen instead his anger is all directed at Wu

• After that Wu would actually get the therapy and help he needs ta get

• Morro would get his good character (totally remember how ta spell the actual word-) arc and help Cole out

• And Lloyd DOESN'T fight Garmadon simply because his not the great evil and Lloyd's a kid

• Also the whole aging him up thing? Never happens

also did you see that new haircut chad got last week

-darkhumor anon (has no idea what they're doing just wants to lighten the mood feel free to yell at them if they're annoying)

Nah yer not annoying saving me from a complete crash out

I love everyone on the ninja team but Kai is my favorite therefore he must suffer the most

Can I ask for more information on the lightning's children au?

Ofc ya can!

Libber did run from something not sure what but was attacked Jay was left at the Walker's as Libber led the attackers away she ended up on the run for a bit until they got her and when they thought she was dead threw her into some water which ended up with her washing up near Kai & Nya's home Nya is the one who finds her and with Kai's help they dragged her back home and Kai while grumpy did nurse Libber back ta health while she was outta it

THIS!!!! that's perfect and I haven't seen anyone do that before I did have an au idea along the lines of this but my dumbass lost the notes so ehe but yeah this seems more like something that could really happen!

Just a little rant here:

I'm really tired of people saying Kai would pick the fangblade over Lloyd even for aus because it just never makes sense ta me like Kai would NEVER have actually picked that blade over a kid who's trapped in lava without help

It doesn't matter if any of the others could have saved Lloyd (and they couldn't) Kai wouldn't have just grabbed the blade and leave Lloyd there in the lava no matter how much he "disliked" the kid

Hell Kai even if he had the time ta get the blade and Lloyd he'd still save Lloyd first and THEN the blade never the other way around because Lloyd is a CHILD

Princess And Her Ninja

Requested by:

Authorspurpose2laugh

TWS:

None

Sorry there's no dialog I literally just woke up and made it hope ya like

Cole stared at Vania she was so pretty and kind she also laughed at his jokes! She had the prettiest laugh his ever heard

The other had teased him about liking her but supported him though sensei Wu didn't seem to like Vania much for some reason

Sensei Wu was always dragging Cole away from her glaring at Vania Nya had joked that sensei Wu was acting like an overprotective dad

Which Cole doesn't think so or well he didn't until sensei Wu told him to stay away from Vania and now he can see it

Unfortunately for sensei Wu Cole did NOT stay away from Vania while in the mountains of shintaro in fact he even got the courage to ask her out

Vania had said yes which made Cole happy when he told the others they had thrown confetti into the air his still confused by that

Sensei Wu didn't take it well he actually cried saying his only sane son was being taken away from him which okay than Cole isn't messing with that ever

Honestly I give Lloyd a pass as well his dealing with a lot but I mean more of some people in the fandom taking that whole arc of Kai's and using it ta say his selfish which wrong yall very wrong

I did not know that bout Morro! Booo give us that! It isn't his fault that he was basically (at least from what I got from his story) groomed ta be a ninja the green ninja

And when he wasn't he freaked out understandably I don't remember the age he died at but my god that is so traumatizing ta be told this is what yer supposed ta be only ta not be it

And then ta die trying ta become it Wu really messed Morro up it was a era of peace there was no need for the green ninja

And then the whole green ninja thing with the main core that's another thing people use for saying Kai is selfish

They all acted like they'd be the green ninja except only KAI unlocked his true potential by saving the actual green ninja and was happy ta have the job ta protect Lloyd and he takes it pretty seriously at times

Just a little rant here:

I'm really tired of people saying Kai would pick the fangblade over Lloyd even for aus because it just never makes sense ta me like Kai would NEVER have actually picked that blade over a kid who's trapped in lava without help

It doesn't matter if any of the others could have saved Lloyd (and they couldn't) Kai wouldn't have just grabbed the blade and leave Lloyd there in the lava no matter how much he "disliked" the kid

Hell Kai even if he had the time ta get the blade and Lloyd he'd still save Lloyd first and THEN the blade never the other way around because Lloyd is a CHILD

Grand Simp

Requested by:

Lazy_Cat13

TWS:

None? Maybe?

Royce is,,,,down bad for Oz this was for ya wife! Sorry it's short though-

Royce spun his pen in between his fingers before placing it down no reports from Oz or about Oz which was....annoying not for the reason most thought

Royce just liked keeping tabs on Oz who disliked it and refused to give any reports instead doing his own thing whenever he so wanted to

Which normally Royce would have put a stop to that after all his the grand inspector however! It was Oz doing it therefore Royce could allow it to slide

Of course he'd "make fun" of any mistakes but that was just so no one would look too closely at everything else Royce didn't want to lose face here

Royce pulled open a drawer taking something out of it which was a picture frame that held a old picture of Oz before any of the whole grand inspector mess happened

He still can't believe Oz turned this job down though Royce understands doesn't mean he likes it but he can understand why yes

Royce does wish that Oz didn't dislike him so much he feels that they could make a good pair maybe even a good couple if Royce could push his luck for it

would you be willing to write some toxic jay x shade?

Yeah I can anon! This is be somewhat a bad look on Jay sorry pal and super toxic so if toxic relationship and abuse isn't what yall like please turn away that's yer warning

Shade learned against Jay arms burning from the shocks of Jay's element power used earlier Jay wrapped an arm around Shade

"Gonna stop arguing with me?" Jay's fingers tighten around Shade digging into his skin

Shade bit his bottom lip nodding before answering "I won't argue again"

Jay smiled pleased kissing Shade on the temple grip loosing on him "Good boy"

Shade shivered at that part of him craving the praise and the other disgusted by it all

"I love you" Shade's voice was soft making Jay look at him

"Yeah whatever" Jay saw Shade wilt a little sighing "do you really need me to say it back?"

"I guess not" Shade mumbled softly he would've liked to hear it still

"Ugh fine" Jay made a face "love you too"

Ta cheer anyone up have some healthier hcs for em:

• Shade likes being a bottom and Jay likes the control

• elements are a huge part in the bedroom

• Jay loves zapping Shade in areas that are sensitive but won't hurt ta much

• Shade is a bitter and Jay's LOVES it

• Jay when in a bad mood can get rough but will always put Shade's comfort first