As Weak As A Kitten And As Thick As Two Planks Of Wood 😴

I've had so much fun making these recently, so I wanted to show them off!! They've been selling pretty quickly, but a couple of sizes of each design are currently available in @mayakern' shop alongside her designs, plain color skirts, and designs by @sergle and @meyocoart!

You can find the shop here!

they had a lot of down time in england (twitter) [ID in ALT]

ra ra rasputin something something sour cream

my little brother & i are having a scholarly debate about mornings

All Star but it’s in a minor key so it makes you question life and realize the years start comin and they don’t stop comin

aka, the theme song to Shrek 9: Shrek’s Third Divorce

FEATURING THE AMAZING @allicatttx

Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered

I’ll take some of that jam please!! On toast and maybe some butter??

I bring a sort of "can't read social cues" vibe to every social situation that I can't tell if anyone likes or not

"everybody wants to rule the world" untrue. that sounds like it would involve sending even more emails.